"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; March 26th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 03/26/2011

barackingham Palace
District of Corruption
March 26, 2011

    Last week, when I ordered our armed forces to help protect the Libyan people from the brutality of Moammar Qaddafi, I pledged to keep the American people fully informed. Since then, I’ve spoken about the limited scope and specific purpose of this mission. Today, I can report that thanks to our brave men and women in uniform, we’ve made important progress.  As Commander in Chief, I face no greater decision than sending our military men and women into harm’s way. And the United States should not—and cannot—intervene every time there’s a crisis somewhere in the world.  But I firmly believe that when innocent people are being brutalized; when someone like Qaddafi threatens a bloodbath that could destabilize an entire region; and when the international community is prepared to come together to save many thousands of lives—then it’s in our national interest to act. And it’s our responsibility. This is one of those times.  Our military mission in Libya is clear and focused. Along with our allies and partners, we’re enforcing the mandate of the United Nations Security Council. We’re protecting the Libyan people from Qaddafi’s forces. And we’ve put in place a no fly zone and other measures to prevent further atrocities.  We’re succeeding in our mission. We’ve taken out Libya’s air defenses. Qaddafi’s forces are no longer advancing across Libya. In places like Benghazi, a city of some 700,000 that Qaddafi threatened to show “no mercy,” his forces have been pushed back. So make no mistake, because we acted quickly, a humanitarian catastrophe has been avoided and the lives of countless civilians—innocent men, women and children—have been saved.
[What I'm not telling you:  I don't seem to remember if Colonel Qaddafi was included in my 'Worldwide Apology Tour, 2009 Edition,' but I seem to recollect hugging, kissing and bowing to him.  I thought then "....why is this guy still a colonel, after over 40 years as a dictator....?"  I should hope that I'm promoted from president to--at least--emperor after 40 years as America's chief executive!!  'Emperor-For-Life' would be more suitable!!  Now I'm going to take credit--as always--for the happenings in Libya;  I instructed the "three-girls-in-a-room" (Secretary Hillary Clinton, Dep't of State; Samantha Power, National Security Council; Susan Rice, UN ambassador) to make a decision on the United States' response to the Libyan 'event.'  The 'three-girls' decision was to institute a 'no-fly zone.'  I certainly--privately--commend the 'three-girls' on their speed in accomplishing this; publically, the credit is all mine!
    Notice how George Soros and I 'cherry-pick' the events which we classify as potential 'bloodbaths' that require American 'kinetic military action.'   Mr Soros also came up with that euphemism for the non-war war!!  How would it look for someone who was award the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize--just because he thought about peace a couple of times in his past--to go around starting "non-war" wars?!?]
    As I pledged at the outset, the role of American forces has been limited. We are not putting any ground forces into Libya. Our military has provided unique capabilities at the beginning, but this is now a broad, international effort. Our allies and partners are enforcing the no fly zone over Libya and the arms embargo at sea. Key Arab partners like Qatar and the United Arab Emirates have committed aircraft. And as agreed this week, responsibility for this operation is being transferred from the United States to our NATO allies and partners.  This is how the international community should work—more nations, not just the United States, bearing the responsibility and cost of upholding peace and security.  This military effort is part of our larger strategy to support the Libyan people and hold the Qaddafi regime accountable. Together with the international community, we’re delivering urgent humanitarian assistance. We’re offering support to the Libyan opposition. We’ve frozen tens of billions of dollars of Qaddafi’s assets that can help meet the needs and aspirations of the Libyan people. And every day, the pressure on Qaddafi and his regime is increasing.
[What I'm not telling you: The Libyan Air Force--at one time--had a whopping, grand total of 374 'combat-capable' aircraft in it's inventory.  It's defeat by the 'allies'  fighter and attack force totals of approximately 2,600 aircraft, will be noted as a "hiccup" in military history, but a major "liberty-of-the-truth" in the memoirs of my tenure as Emperor.  All things being equal-the Libyan opposition is probably made up of 'Muslim Brotherhood' members, much like that of Egypt!!  Outwardly, I intend to 'question the viability' of giving materiel to the opposition forces in either nation; in private--among the czars of my 'shadow regime'--I'll advocate for giving the thuggery of each country, automatic weapons, SAMs, shoulder-fired weapons- anything they can use to ensure the 'Muslin Brotherhood' attain and maintain, power.]
    Our message is clear and unwavering. Qaddafi’s attacks against civilians must stop. His forces must pull back. Humanitarian assistance must be allowed to reach those in need. Those responsible for violence must be held accountable. Moammar Qaddafi has lost the confidence of his people and the legitimacy to rule, and the aspirations of the Libyan people must be realized.  In recent days, we’ve heard the voices of Libyans expressing their gratitude for this mission. “You saved our lives,” said one Libyan. Said another, “Today, there is hope.”  Every American can be proud of the lives we’ve saved in Libya and of the service of our men and women in uniform who once again have stood up for our interests and our ideals. And people in Libya and around the world are seeing that the United States of America stands with those who hope for a future where they can determine their own destiny. 
[What I'm not telling you:  If we use the same factual/statistical information as applied to "Mo's" 'legitimacy-to-rule;' then I would be tossed out of 'barackingham Palace' on my ass!!  Much the same way I've transferred as much of America's oil sourcing to Petrobras of Brazil, we will stand with others to whom we can transfer other segments of the American foreign sourcing!!]