This'n'That; April Twenty-Fifth #1; Stones

I Don't Know How You Do It....!
    A coupl'a points before we get started:
1.  Twitter just doesn't allow for lengthy twits to thoroughly explain a point.
2.  There are several reverse-euphemisms for the male testicles: balls, nuts, balls-of-brass, stones, cojones, hangy-down things, et al.  Testicular fortitude is defined as the trait of standing up for ones self; for the downtrodden, the mistreated; standing up against the arrogant, the inept, the blusterful, the stupid, the unlearned, et al.
    May I call you "Clownie" or would you prefer the more formal "Clown Prince" obama?!?  Let's assume you've read this.  Let's assume--a really, really big assumption--you'll be less-formal with me.  As I see it, "Clownie;" you've got a capacity of testicular fortitude that can only be measured in 'hundreds-of-tons."  To that end, you're displaying every ounce each time you demonstrate your uncaring attitude toward those subjects you claim to rule.  How can you:
a.  Attach a donation request to a site that purports to express gratitude for those who helped during the latest radical muslim terrorist acts, the Boston Bombings and murders committed by the aforementioned radical muslim terrorists.
b.  Continue with your monthly vacations in the face of a nationwide obamadepression that you--yourself--have perpetrated.
c.  Continue to repress and hide all information concerning the four Americans you and Secretary Clinton conspired to murder.
d.  Continue to protect the radical muslim terrorist acts, mindset, persons from any detractors, foreign or domestic. 
e.  We could go on and on here, but in conclusion-Your greatest display of nuts the-size-of-railroad-freight-cars is.... you guessed it!!
You and your putz-frau, Michelle Antoinette showing up in Dallas, Texas, for the dedication of the
President George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum!!  After dragging said president 'thru-the-mud' on a regular basis in the past five-years, you got'cher-stones, just showing up!!
    I'm guessin' "Clownie," that somewhere in the future, someone will attempt to 'educate' you in the ways of a polite and conservative world.... and.... much as you are, you'll refuse to accept the information.  You've always--albeit, incorrectly--considered yourself "the smartest guy in the room!"  But like I said, you've been incorrect all of your life.
    Although I don't condone the incredibly inept way you've ruled this country into ruin, I certainly hope you and your 'betters'--the remaining former presidents--are left unscathed at the end of the day.  To that end, every single Dallas policeman will be on-duty for the festivities!
Comments, anyone?
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; August Second #1; Major Anniversary!

EIB Network Begins Twenty-Fourth Year
    Yesterday--August First--Rush Hudson Limbaugh III began his twenty-fourth year as the "Excellence in Broadcasting" Network's original, primary and ONLY regular, full-time host of 'The Rush Limbaugh Show!'  Dire predictions of his longevity have been pontificated upon since the show's debut on August 1, 1988.
    Each time there's been a change--or a pending change--in the Oval Office (Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush {41}, George W. Bush {43}); or in the Ovary Office ("Slick-Willie" Clinton) or in the Offal Office ("Clown Prince" obama, as  choreographed by The Bilderberg Group) said pontificateurs have blathered:
"What will Rush Limbaugh talk about now?!?" 
"With (the outgoing president or the imminent defeat of the current ruler) gone, this will be the end of Rush Limbaugh!"
    With each passing year, the socio-fascist, marxist, communist, members of the left's media, Senate and House of Representatives et al, have predicted Mr Limbaugh's downfall, to no avail.  At the start of the show's national sindication, a 'hand-full' of stations were on-board; today the count is up to 612--and growing--radio stations carrying the program; the vast majority live (without 'tape delay').  As some kind of broadcasting record, 'The Rush Limbaugh Show (or 'Program,' as it's sometimes called) reaches over 20,000,000 listeners a week.
    Ever the provocateur, Rush has never shied away from any topic, be it President Bush's (41) overcoming (as conjured up by Newsweek) 'The Wimp Factor,' to "Slick-Willie" boinking Monica Lewinsky in the Ovary Office, to
'the Armed Forces Radio (AFRTS, later AFN)' controversy, to the 'Michael J. Fox' controversy, to the 'Barack, the Magic Negro' controversy, to the 'Phony Soldiers' controversy, to the "I Hope He Fails (obama's policies)" controversy, and on, and on....
    I--personally--was a late-comer to the program; my then-wife--the ever infamous 'Dragon Lady'--had a half-hour commute to and from work, coming home during the midnight hour.  She caught the show on a late night re-broadcast and turned me on to him.  I've been a faithful listener since about 1989-'90.
    So.... in conclusion:  Don't let'em git'cha down, Rush, keep the 'good-word' coming!!  Much congratulations; much continued success!!
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; December Thirtieth #1; Debt Ceiling

Remember "No New Taxes?!?"
    Remember when then-Vice President George H.W. Bush made his 'infamous' statement?!?  In 1987--while campaigning in New Hampshire--Mr Bush made the statement:

"read my lips, no new taxes!" 

Later--during his acceptance speech at the 1988 GOP Convention--Mr Bush made the following statement:

"....and I'm the one who will not raise taxes.  My opponent (Michael Dukakis) now says he'll raise taxes as a last resort, or a third-resort.  But when a politician talks like that, you know that's one resort he'll be checking into.  My opponent, my opponent won't rule out raising taxes.  But I will.  And the Congress will push me to raise taxes and I'll say no.  And they'll push, and I'll say no, and they'll push again, and I'll say, to them, 'Read my lips: No new taxes.'"

    In light of the aforementioned, let's have a look at the early-August, 2011, debt-ceiling agreement.  The framework of that agreement would increase the ceiling by $400 Billion immediately and another $500 Billion in September.  After 'deep cuts' were inacted, the ceiling would be raised by ANOTHER $1.2-$1.5 TRILLION!!!
    The other side of this ludicrous agreement is to effect deficit reductions of at least $2.1 Trillion over the next ten years!!  What kinda crap is that?!? First and foremost, no future 'numbered Congress' is bound by this agreement; they can just choose to ignore it and act in the best interests of the Ruling Class.  Given that "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" has increased deficit spending $6 Trillion IN JUST THREE YEARS, why in hell would even the most idiotic of the Ruling Class give him additional borrowing power?!?  If logic were more pervuasive inside the beltway--closer to barackingham Palace--the previous $400 and $500 Billion increases in the ceiling would not have been approved until 150% spending cuts HAD BEEN ENACTED.  That means for every $100 Billion in debt ceiling increases, there must be a previous $150 Billion in spending cuts!!
    The upshot of this whole kerfuffle is:  Everyone remembers the 'read my lips..' statement but no one remembers that the democRATics (forerunners of the current owe-bamacRATics but not nearly as 'loose-with-a-buck!!') presented President Bush (41) with a 1990 budget having both increased and new, taxes!!
    I--for one--am beginning to question whether the newly elected "Tea Party" republicRATics are adhering to the basic tenents of said "Tea Party?!?"  The more this faction does, the more they look like the same ol' "go-along-to-get-along" republicRATics!!  These various spending agreements are nothing more than owe-bamacRATic "slight-of-hand," verifying the axiom: if an owe-bamacRATic's lips are movin' he's lyin'!!    Oh, and another thing:  more has to be incorporated in the list of items eligible for spending cuts, like departmental budgets, welfare grants to states, other block-grants to states; the Department of Defense budget must be declared OFF-LIMITS!!
    Oh, and another thing:  We're just learning that China is ramping up their space program.  Only the Ruling Class would believe that there will be no overt and covert, militarily offensive, militarily defensive actions based on China's space programs!!  Just but one reason that the Department of Defense budget should not only NOT be cut, but must be INCREASED!!'Splain to me again why YOU elected "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist?!?"
I can not 'splain to you how--or why--those "Tea Party" republicRATics got elected!!!
Til Nex'Time....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Read_my_lips:_no_new_taxes
http://money.cnn.com/news/storysupplement/debt_ceiling_bill/?
[Actual Legislation, below]  http://money.cnn.com/2011/08/01/news/economy/debt_ceiling_breakdown_of_deal/index.htm
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