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A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 05/05/2012
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
May 5, 2012
This week, I traveled to Afghanistan—to thank our troops serving far from home, and to sign an historic agreement that will help us complete our mission and end the war. As Commander-in-Chief, nothing is more humbling or inspiring than the chance to spend some time with our troops. At Bagram Air Base, I visited with some of our outstanding men and women in uniform. I thanked them for their extraordinary service. And I let them know that America honors their sacrifice. Because of their bravery and dedication, the tide of war has turned in Afghanistan. We have broken the Taliban’s momentum. We’ve built strong Afghan Security Forces. We have devastated al Qaeda’s leadership. And one year ago, our troops launched the operation that killed Osama bin Laden. The goal that I set – to defeat al Qaeda, and deny it a chance to rebuild – is within reach. Because of the progress we have made, I was able to sign an historic agreement between the United States and Afghanistan that defines a new kind of relationship between our countries – a future in which Afghans are responsible for the security of their nation, and we build an equal partnership between two sovereign states; a future in which the war ends, and a new chapter begins.
[What I'm not telling you: This week I traveled to Afghanistan to attempt to regain the notoriety I achieved by my claim of killing obama....er Osama. That 'achievement' will be the cornerstone of my re-immaculation campaign. To that end, I hope to sway the opinions of the American military men and women. This segment traditionally vote republicRATic which would explain why those obamacRATic-leaning vote counters tend to 'lose, misplace, forget about' the military's absentee ballots.
The real reason President Karzai--he and I are 'buds' so I just call him 'Ham'--Ham and I signed this agreement is to keep the 'American hand' in the muslim workings of the volitile areas of Afghanistan, Pakistan and the other miscreant countries controlled by the muslim 'iron-fist!' This agreement will allow me to increase troop levels at any provocation such as the Afghans' failure of acceptance of Sharia Law; things like that.]
The enormous sacrifices of our men and women in uniform are not over. But many of our troops are already coming home. Last year, we removed 10,000 U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Another 23,000 will leave by the end of the summer. As our coalition agreed, by the end of 2014, the Afghans will be fully responsible for the security of their country. And this is as it should be. Because after more than a decade of war, it is time to focus on nation building here at home. As a new greatest generation returns from overseas, we must ask ourselves, what kind of country will they come back to? Will it be a country where a shrinking number of Americans do really well while a growing number barely get by? Or will it be a country where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules – a country with opportunity worthy of the troops who protect us? America has answered this question before. My grandfather, a veteran of Patton’s Army, got the chance to go to college on the GI Bill. My grandmother, who worked on a bomber assembly line, was part of a workforce that turned out the best products on Earth. They contributed to a story of success that every American had the chance to share in, the basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for retirement.
[What I'm not telling you: So.... by the end of this summer, I'll have approximately 23,000 members of the world's finest fighting forces at my disposal. Can anybody spell "L-I-B-Y-A?!? I'm sure there's a war I can start somewhere in the world; there's always more muslim uprisings to support, SOMEWHERE!!
There's really no miscreants to parade out on the stage as I normally do, so I'll just bring up my grandparents who made it possible for me not to do a dam' thing in my early life; my early adulthood. My grandfather became a government worker, eligible for the traditional highly inflated pensions and related post-retirement benefits. My grandmother became one of the ONE-PERCENTERS, a Bank of Hawaii vice-president in 1970 until her retirement in 1986. All those health-care issues she faced in her last days: PURE BULLSHIT!! She had the Bank of Hawaii's "golden-parachute" of cash payments and health benefits provided to their retiring--and retired--executives!!
These returning war veterans.... they don't have an option. They're forced to return to the United States for either retirement, discharge or re-assignment. Many of them won't recognize the country I have reformed, directed toward socio-fascism!! There's no actual need for me to blather on about the educational benefits I WILL PROVIDE for the returning troops; they've been in force since the post-Viet Nam era!! There's nothing the Congress will let me do, either for or against their benefits. Said benefits are federal law; part of the individual inductee's enlistment contract!!
OK, folks: Here's the kicker; the bold-faced lie for this week:
"....the basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for college."
As evidenced by "The Life of Julia" on my re-immaculation page:
http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia
said statement is ludicrous on it's face!! The goal of the "Bilderberg-guided" owe-bama Regime is to control every facet of American life; birth-to-death!! The more benefits we provide, the less incentive the recipient has to work; to form an individual opinion; to oppose the federal government; to vote for anything or anyone who doesn't continue the availability of the government 'tit!!'
At the referenced URL you'll note that the federal government 'doesn't give-a-shit' about the birth--or birthing--of said "Julia" in keeping with the government's support of abortion-on-demand; her hypothetical life begins at three!! You should also note that per said URL, life ends--sofar as the government's concerned--at age 67!!! That's where owe-bamaKare's "Death Panels" kick in.
The 'Bilderbergers' are concerned that large portions of my previous voter base are abandoning owe-bamacRATism; owe-bamanomics!! To that end, they're having me concentrate on college students. I'll be visiting campi in both Ohio and Virginia later today. In Virginia you can expect to see anti- owe-bama posters and billboards:
and this one:
{to get your copies: http://www.wrva.com/ ....keyword: Lee Brothers. Also, don't forget http://www.fubowear.com/ }
All this brings to mind the quote attributed to our third president, Thomas Jefferson {1777-1781}:
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."
Keep that in mind when you vote in November!!]
Keeping that promise alive is the defining issue of our time. But it means making responsible choices. I don’t think we should prioritize things like more tax cuts for millionaires while cutting the kinds of investments that built a strong middle class. That’s why I’ve called on Congress to take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down our debt, and use the other half to rebuild America. Because we’ve got more jobs to create. More students to educate. More clean energy to generate. More entrepreneurs with the next great idea, just looking for their shot at success. We’ve got to invest in things like education and medical research. We’ve got to build newer, faster transportation and communication networks. And we’ve got to secure the care and benefits our veterans have earned, so that we serve them as well as they have served us. Every time I have the privilege of meeting with our troops, I’m struck by their courage, their commitment, their selflessness, and their teamwork. They have something to teach us. Recovering from the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression is a work in progress – but if we follow their example, then I have no doubt we will preserve the promise of this country, protect the freedoms we cherish, and leave for our children an America that’s built to last.
[What I'm not telling you: More of the blatant lies I'm famous for:
"....tax cuts for millionaires...."
The tax benefits that are enjoyed by us all, are written into the IRS Tax Code, composed and passed into law by the United States Congress; both houses; both parties!! The millionaires among us are doing nothing more--or less--than the average TAX PAYING American: using the tax code as written to benefit their individual--and/or corporate--circumstance. I'm using my fabricated version of the tax code to create and continue the class-warfare plank of my re-immaculation platform!!
Rather than go into all my failings, e.g., green energy, jobs creation, federal takeover of the student-loan programs, unnecessary high-speed transportation, pandering to various groups of my subjects--currently veteran and active duty military--et al, I'm sure you can peruse this blog for my sub-conscious, more-or-less honest recitations!]
Continuing ZERO-bama Obfuscation
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" has been running around the country--at taxpayer expense--promoting his latest jobs bill, that so far, doesn't officially exist!! This trip is thinly disguised as a promotion of his alleged 'jobs bill' submission to Congress, but is actually another in the ongoing--taxpayer funded--failing, re-election campaign.

The all-important ZERO-bama 'jobs bill' is so necessary that the "Clown Prince" cannot carjole even the most liberal, most socio-fascist in his party to officially introduce it in the House of Representatives, where all funding bills--by law--must originate. It would seem that most good legislation originates in Texas!! Representative Louie Gohmert (r, Tx-1) has waited since the "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" joint blather at Congress (September 8th), for the bill to be actually introduced-Nuttin'!!!! After waving his 115 page bill around at a Rose Garden photo-op, the "Clown Prince" begrudgingly released a hard-copy to select members of Congress.

After sifting through all the bullshit contained in the ZERO-bama plan, Rep Gohmert submitted his own bill on September 14th. Rep Gohmert's version isn't 115 pages; Rep Gohmert's version isn't 75 pages; Rep Gohmert's version isn't 50 pages; Rep Gohmert's version isn't 25 pages; Rep Gohmert's version is but 2--count 'em: TWO--pages!! Essentially, the Gohmert bill cuts the federal corporate income tax to Zero, Zip, Bumpkus, Nada (see URL below)!!
As the taxpayer considers the various points of each bill, one must note that--among many other pay-offs--the ZERO-bama version provides fifteen-thousand-million-dollars to--the renamed--ACORN!! Again note: the Gohmert bill cuts the tax on corporate domestic income to zero! This should cause a flood of companies repatriotating their manufacturing bases back on-shore!!
As usual, do your own investigations; they should yield the same result as mine: "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is an amateur in a 'cut-throat' world!!
Til Nex'Time....
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(Gohmert bill) http://gohmert.house.gov/UploadedFiles/Gohmert_American_Jobs_Act.pdf
(ZERO-bama bill) http://www.scribd.com/doc/64725696/American-Jobs-Act-Final
The 'Vastly Important' Jobs Bill
Remember "Clown Prince" ZERO-bama The Narcissist's" forever important 'jobs' bill; the same jobs bill that was so important that he's introduced for the third time during his regime; the same jobs bill that was so important that he decided that it's writing and introduction could wait until after his monthly vacation, this time to Martha's Vine Yard?!? Remember THAT jobs bill?!?
House owe-bamacRATics have found that very same jobs bill so vastly important that, as a party, they can not find one soul to introduce it on the House floor as of mid-afternoon, 9/13!! Without official introduction, the Congressional Budget Office can't 'score' it (Read: Determine how badly the taxpayer will be screwed, usually over ten years!).
The owe-bamacRATic advisors in barackingham Palace believe this will work positively with the voters i.e., those evil, obstructionist republicRATics. I don't think so!! Most conservatives and constitutionalists had this amateur figured out, even before he was selected-to-be-elected!! Although it's taken an additional two-and-one-half years, the rest of America is finally seeing through this fraudulent amateur!!
Til Nex'Time....
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Just More Of The Same....
Even we conservatives; even we constitutionalists; even we "Tea Party" movement members had expected some new twist to the same ol' crap from "Clown Prince ZERO-bama The Narcissist!" But, no.... just more of "the same ol', same ol'!!"
If the 825Thousand-million-dollar PORKulus legislation didn't work, how can we expect this 447Thousand-million-dollar 'American Jobs Act' to work; a classic example of the 'insanity' definition attributed to Albert Einstein:
"Doing the same thing over-and-over again, expecting different results!!"
The aforementioned legislation DID accomplish at least one thing: The PORKulus funds removed the onus of compensation for contributors, supporters, labor-and-service union hierarchy and lobbyists from the ZERO-bama campaign warchest and placed it squarely on the shoulders of the American Taxpayer!!
Other than you-and-I, is there anyone left in the United States that has not been compensated by owe-bama money?!? ZERO-bama's latest wealth re-distribution effort is but 54% of the monsterous 825Thousand-million-dollar initial pay-off; will this force the "Clown Prince" to 'buy' just half of his friends and supporters or will he 'compensate' the same individuals and groups-but at half the rate?!? If so, he'll then be able to blather-on about the great 'savings' in this latest federal graft!
Oh.... these arduous decisions heaped upon America's ruler!!!
Maybe it's just me.... but, shouldn't the American Taxpayer expect at least a modicum of creativity in this latest farce from barackingham Palace ?!?
Oh, but it is, you say?
Wealth re-distribution by--again--extending unemployment benefits for the ump-teenth time, almost guaranteeing the high unemployment rates of the ZERO-bama Depression will continue.
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"putting teachers back to work!"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"putting first-responders back to work!"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"putting construction workers back to work!"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"repairing schools (a local or district responsibility)"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"rebuilding roads and bridges (does anyone remember the phrase: 'shovel-ready?')"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"rebuilding railways and airports!"
Yea.... I see it now!!
What I did see is "Clown Prince ZERO-bama The Narcissist" in full campaign mode!! He's done yet another dis-service to the nation by not naming his latest amateurishly inept policy, "The ZERO-bama Jobs and Reelection Campaign Act!!"
Til Nex'Time....
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MY Advice To "Clown Prince ZERO-bama The Narcissistic:"
"Clownie," let's have a look at how this regime, your reign got so far into this hole: In a single phrase, socio-fascism!! Since your immaculation in early 2009, you've tried PORKulus; you've tried buying two-thirds of the American auto industry; you've tried bailing out the financial sector; you've tried promoting the 'green' jobs sector; you've tried to placate the geriatric set with several one-time payments; you've tried paying customers to buy electric cars from YOUR auto companies, et al. You've spent multiple trillions-of-dollars and what'cha got to show for it?!? Nothing more than "A DEEPER HOLE!!"
"Clownie," can't you see that listening to these socio-fascists is tantamount to seeking failure?!? Absolutely nothing you've tried had a prayer of succeeding, simply by definition!! Tonight, you're to blather-forth about your partial-plan to stimulate federal 'jobs growth.' These incremental 'suggestions' will not garner you any friends in any econo-political sector you can name: the welfareRATs, the owe-bamacRATics, the republicRATics, the big-businessmen, the small-businessmen, those evil rich, the middleclass, the poor (as distinguished from the welfareRATs), the illegal aliens, etc, et al.
"Clownie," everybody on the planet knows the real reason for this 'urgent' necessity to blather at a joint session of Congress, you ain't foolin' nobody!! This 'urgency' is so important that it's taken you (since your immaculation) 32 months, or 137 weeks, or 962 days, or 23,088 hours, or 1,385,280 minutes, or 83,116,800 seconds to come up with what you consider a relevant plan to create jobs. You--SIR--are an idiot if you think the federal government can create the first private-sector job!! This too ain't possible-BY DEFINITION!! The reason being: the federal government--government at any level--has no money that was not first confiscated from another. For example, to create a $30,000 job, the government must first confiscate more than $30,000 from another/others, lest we forget the administrative expenses of creation; the 'greasing of the union palm' as it were.
Sorry "Clownie," I kinda got side-tracked away from your 'real reason;' your on-going "sound-bite" campaign. I suspect your upcoming bluster will generate the usual communists giving you a 'standing-owe,' while those with "Tea Party" principles will rightfully 'sit-on-their-hands! Of course, the viewers will be subjected to the cheers, without the jeers! If you get any applause at all from the "Tea Party" principled, you can 'sound-bite' it as bi-partisan support for your rediculous proposals; if not, you'll be able to 'sound-bite' those evil "Tea Party" principled members as obstructing your plan to 'fix the economy.'
Finally "Clownie," I--as well as the majority of voting America--see you as a "one hit wonder" and will work hard to insure that outcome!!
Til Nex'Time....
[Blogger Note: Given "Clown Prince" owe-bama's masterful handling of the 'jobs' market and the economy in general, I've "deemed" his new nickname to be "ZERO-bama!" Don't like it; don't read it!]
A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 09/03/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of CorruptionSeptember 3, 2011
At the end of September, if Congress doesn’t act, funding for our roads and bridges will expire. This would put a stop to highway construction, bridge repair, mass transit systems and other important projects that keep our country moving quickly and safely. And it would affect thousands of construction workers and their families who depend on the jobs created by these projects to make ends meet. Usually, renewing this transportation bill is a no-brainer. In fact, Congress has renewed it seven times over the last two years. But thanks to political posturing in Washington, they haven’t been able to extend it this time – and the clock is running out. Allowing this bill to expire would be a disaster for our infrastructure and our economy. Right away, over 4,000 workers would be furloughed without pay. If it’s delayed for just 10 days, we will lose nearly $1 billion in highway funding that we can never get back. And if we wait even longer, almost 1 million workers could be in danger of losing their jobs over the next year. Those are serious consequences, and the pain will be felt all across the country. In Virginia, 19,000 jobs are at risk. In Minnesota, more than 12,000. And in Florida, over 35,000 people could be out of work if Congress doesn’t act. That makes no sense – and it’s completely avoidable. There’s no reason to put more jobs at risk in an industry that has been one of the hardest-hit in this recession. There’s no reason to cut off funding for transportation projects at a time when so many of our roads are congested; so many of our bridges are in need of repair; and so many businesses are feeling the cost of delays.
[What I'm not telling you: As everyone-socialist knows, that style of governance works really well so long as the receipts into the national treasury remain stable; preferably increase, over the term of the socio-fascist in power. It has been the misfortune of the Soros/Jarrett/ZERO-bama Regime to have been put into power during a cycle of falling revenues to the federal coffers. We have--and will continue to--suffer the daily drubbing of--as Margaret Thatcher said--"running out of other people's money!" These falling revenues can only travel further downward: 54% of adult Americans are 'riding in the wagon' with their enrollment in the various and several entitlement programs, while just 46% of adult Americans are actually 'pushing the wagon' with their tax payments to the regime.
All Americans--with the exception of myself, of course--feel the on-going pain in a very public way; they fill their vehicles' fuel tanks! With the Congress' failure to pass the transportation bill, every motoring American would instantly feel the effects of a tax cut!! Nearly twenty-cents on every gallon of fuel America purchases, goes straight into wealth-redistribution!! Originally, these fuel taxes, road-use taxes, the ton-mile useage fees, tire purchase taxes, tire disposal fees, auto-parts taxes, used-lubricant disposal fees all went into a federal 'lock-box' to only be used on highway projects. Today: "Not so much!!" The lock-box has been rifled open and filled with I.O.U.s the federal treasury can never pay off.
Another point to consider in advocating for the passage of the next transportation bill is my need for monies for infrastructure new construction, repairs and replacement costs of existing roads, bridges, mass transit, et al, that I suggest are necessary for normal upkeep. What I'm hoping you have forgotten--or never paid attention to in the first place--is 'What the hell was the $787Billion PORKulus bill for?!? I blustered on about the necessity; the emergency speed for passage, of the PORKulus, so much so, that few realized the vast array of things it might cover: union management payoffs; union membership's retirement funding payoffs; large contributors' payoffs; highest-level supporters' payoffs, and on, and on, and on! On and on, so far that the money never reached down the ladder far enough to fund many highway-type projects! Remember when 'hair-plug' biden touted the 500,000 jobs per month, that the PORKulus bill would create?!? Never Happened!! As with all things, socio-fascist; just more of "plug's" wishful thinking! My whining about the job-loss in the various states I cited: Many of them will 'go away' with or without passage of the next transportation bill. The transportation bill-generated money will be side-tracked as before, into current and future entitlement programs designed primarily as vote-buying schemes for ZERO-bamacRATics. The congested roads, the deteriorated bridges, the costs of delays, all existed at the time the PORKulus bill was passed. They weren't important enough to fund then; Why Now?!?]
This isn’t a Democratic or a Republican issue – it’s an American issue. That’s why, last week, I was joined at the White House by representatives from the AFL-CIO and the Chamber of Commerce – two groups who don’t always see eye-to-eye, but who agree that it’s critically important for our economy that Congress act now. That’s also why 128 mayors from both parties wrote to Congress asking them to come together and pass a clean extension. These are the local leaders who are on the ground every day, and who know what would happen to their communities if Congress fails to act. So I’m calling on Congress, as soon as they come back, to pass a clean extension of the transportation bill to keep workers on the job, keep critical projects moving forward, and to give folks a sense of security. There’s a lot of talk in Washington these days about creating jobs. But it doesn’t help when those same folks turn around and risk losing hundreds of thousands of jobs just because of political gamesmanship. We need to pass this transportation bill and put people to work rebuilding America. We need to put our differences aside and do the right thing for our economy. And now is the time to act.
[What I'm not telling you: Much as George Soros has given the union managements a very large 'say' in the operations of the SJZ Regime; I was forced to do the same with the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, to say nothing of the financial promises the governors extracted to buy their support!
Given that my demands of the congress were rebuffed by Speaker of the House, John Boehner, I don't hold out much hope (there's that failed concept again, biting me in the ass!) that I can brow-beat both houses of the congress into supporting the bill contents as I demand! I do have one question I need help with: How can the redistribution of highway monies give the thinking population any 'sense-of-security?!?' We've seen the affects of 'political gamesmanship' on several previous occasions. The 'Tea Party' movement's elections of 2010; the debt-ceiling debates; much of the entitlement funding's restrictions as a part of the debt-ceiling increase legislation. Each and every time, these acts of 'political gamesmanship' have resulted in a 'gain' for the American taxpayer; a 'loss' for socio-fascism!!
Looking forward to my re-scheduled national blather opportunity: What a fiasco this is becoming! Originally, Soros had plotted the upstaging of the next round of GOP debates; Speaker Boehner quashed that!! Now, we're having to cut the teleprompter-reading short so as not to piss-off the vast majority of America any more than we already have; my blusterful rantings have to end prior to the kick-off of the 2011-2012 NFL season!!
Now that Speaker Boehner has stymied the stragetic timing choice for the original blather opportunity, the content of said opportunity is likely to be even more ignored than before, if that's even possible!! Who is likely to interrupt final pre-game preparations just to watch/listen to, me read from a teleprompter?!? Far less than when I was to upstage the debates!!]
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Our 'Rulers' Have NOT A Clue!
"Clown Prince" owe-bama went on vacation. Nothing new, you say?!? Well, the 'worst first family' used two--count 'em: not one, but TWO--military aircraft to transport the family to their TAXPAYER FUNDED, Fifty-Thousand-Dollar-A-Week vacation enclave on Martha's Vine Yard. The hell-of-it-is, they arrived within four hours of each-other!! Not only did this require two--count 'em: not one but TWO--military aircraft, but two--count 'em: not one but TWO--motorcades as well!! After all, we must make our 'splash,' mustn't we?!?
Now we learn that the consummate almswoman--the 'worst first lady,'--has spend upwards of 10 MILLION BUCKS just galavanting around the country-side!! Her luxuries include 5-star hotels, expensive massages and even more expensive liquor and wines. "Ms Veggie's" 42--count 'em: forty-two--days just this year, on vacation included $375,000 in Spain, ALONE!! At that little romp-in-the-snow at the Aspen resort?!? She spent $2,000--of your money--a night just for the hotel! Neither "Ms Veggie" or "Clown Prince" owe-bama seem to have any clue about the value of money: His record is self-evident; she was so important in the private sector that her $273,000-a-year, no-show job at the University of Chicago Medical Center was eliminated when she left to find respect for her country!!!
Til Nex'Time....
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