Thi'n'That; April Eighteenth #2; Unremarkable Remarks

"Princely" Unremarkable Remarks: Fuel Prices 
Blather by the "Clown Prince" on
Increasing Oversight on Manipulation in Oil Markets
in the barackingham Palace Rose Garden
April 17, 2012
    Good morning, everybody. Lately, I’ve been speaking a lot about our need for an all-of-the-above strategy for American energy -- a strategy that produces more oil and gas here at home, but also produces more biofuels and fuel-efficient cars, more solar power and wind power and other sources of clean, renewable energy.  This strategy is not just the right thing to do for our long-term economic growth; it’s also the right way for us to reduce our dependence on foreign oil right now. It’s the right way for us to put people to work right now. And ultimately, it’s the right way to stop spikes in gas prices that we’ve put up [with] every single year -- the same kind of increase that we’ve seen over the past couple of months.  Obviously rising gas prices means a rough ride for a lot of families. Whether you’re trying to get to school, trying to get to work, do some grocery shopping, you have to be able to fill up that gas tank. And there are families in certain parts of the country that have no choice but to drive 50 or 60 miles to get to the job. So when gas prices go up, it’s like an additional tax that comes right out of your pocket.  That’s one of the reasons we passed a payroll tax cut at the beginning of this year and made sure it extended all the way through this year, so that the average American is getting that extra $40 in every paycheck right now.  But I think everybody understands that there are no quick fixes to this problem. There are politicians who say that if we just drilled more then gas prices would come down right away. What they don’t say is that we have been drilling more. Under my administration, America is producing more oil than at any time in the last eight years. We’ve opened up new areas for exploration. We've quadrupled the number of operating rigs to a record high. We've added enough new oil and gas pipeline to circle the Earth and then some.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  It's completely normal for gasoline price spikes in the spring each year as the refiners change from the winter blend to the summer blend.  There's not much that can be done about this annual price spike.  My continual push for more 'green energy' sources, i.e., wind, solar, biofuels, et al--there's a reason for that:  funds are becoming more and more scarce to reward those who support my [in]action in various segments of the economy; to reward those who donate to my re-immaculation efforts; those who support said efforts.  
    While those forms of 'green energy' are noble endeavors, there's not been enough "R and D" put into the various accessorial aspects of each segments, like the batteries required for both solar and wind energy storage; for those highly expensive; highly explosive and flammable batteries required in vehicles like the government-promoted, produced Chevy Volt.  Not only are the various aspects of "R and D" noticibly lacking, but so is consumer demand.  Even with the $7,500 bribe required to sell even a minimal number of vehicles; said bribe is not enough to forestall a plant shutdown for six-weeks.  
    True!  There currently is more oil being produced than at any time in the past eight years.  What is not true is the public perception that the owe-bama Regime is responsible; the vast majority of authorized oil drilling and production are based on permits approved by that evil President George W. Bush! 
    But as I've said repeatedly, the problem is we use more than 20 percent of the world’s oil and we only have 2 percent of the world’s proven oil reserves. Even if we drilled every square inch of this country right now, we’d still have to rely disproportionately on other countries for their oil. That means we pay more at the pump every time there’s instability in the Middle East, or growing demand in countries like China and India.
That’s what’s happening right now. It’s those global trends that are affecting gas prices. So even as we're tackling issues of supply and demand, even as we're looking at the long-term in terms of how we can structurally make ourselves less reliant on foreign oil, we still need to work extra hard to protect consumers from factors that should not affect the price of a barrel of oil.   That includes doing everything we can to ensure that an irresponsible few aren’t able to hurt consumers by illegally manipulating or rigging the energy markets for their own gain. We can't afford a situation where speculators artificially manipulate markets by buying up oil, creating the perception of a shortage, and driving prices higher -- only to flip the oil for a quick profit. We can’t afford a situation where some speculators can reap millions, while millions of American families get the short end of the stick. That’s not the way the market should work. And for anyone who thinks this cannot happen, just think back to how Enron traders manipulated the price of electricity to reap huge profits at everybody else’s expense.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  The "20:2" statement I--your exalted ruler--continually refer to in relation to the nation's oil consumption is a complete and blatant lie!!  Originally, my teleprompter-programmers entered the information incorrectly; since, we've decided that while a complete and blatant lie, it sounds good; it sounds like a plausible statistic.  The applicable statistic is:  We are 2% of the world's population; we consume 25% of the world's energy.  
    While neither I--your exalted ruler--nor anyone else in the owe-bama Regime can point to ANYONE who is an oil speculator, I--your exalted ruler--fully intend to vilify them in via the national pamphleteer 'corpse!!'  Comparatively speaking there are far fewer oil 'speculators' than there are 'commodities traders' specializing in the oil sector.  They have far more effect on the price of oil than a miniscule number of 'speculators.'  The word: speculator is far more politically explosive than the phrase 'commodity trader!'  Commodity traders actually provide price stabilazation as it relates to those segments of the economy who rely on vast amounts of fuel, for instance the trucking industry.  That industry relies on their futures contracts to stabilize their fuel expense, going forward.
    Essentially, fuel prices are determined by worldwide supply versus demand.  As countries like China and India increase their demand, the price is driven up.... as it should be!! The United States' demand is far greater than it's domestic supply, thus we--those evil 'big oil' marketers--are forced to buy the shortfall amount on the world market.  Simple as that!  We discover new crude oil deposits almost every day!  Were the EPA forced to relax both the drilling and the refinery permitting processes--keeping the environmental concerns in mind--the United States could--over the next several years--make vast gains in supplying domestic oil to the American market.
    Now, the good news is my administration has already taken several actions to step up oversight of oil markets and close dangerous loopholes that were allowing some traders to operate in the shadows.  We closed the so-called Enron loophole that let traders evade oversight by using electronic or overseas trading platforms. In the Wall Street reform law, we said for the first time that federal regulators will make sure no single trader can buy such a large position in oil that they could easily manipulate the market on their own. So I’d point out that anybody who’s pledging to roll back Wall Street reform -- Dodd-Frank -- would also roll back this vital consumer protection along with it.  I’ve asked Attorney General Holder to work with Chairman Leibowitz of the Federal Trade Commission, Chairman Gensler of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, and other enforcement agencies to make sure that acts of manipulation, fraud or other illegal activity are not behind increases in the price that consumers pay at the pump. So today, we’re announcing new steps to strengthen oversight of energy markets. Things that we can do administratively, we are doing. And I call on Congress to pass a package of measures to crack down on illegal activity and hold accountable those who manipulate the market for private gain at the expense of millions of working families. And be specific.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  Can you believe how devoid of reasonable thought--actually, how completely STUPID--many of my comments are?!? The owe-bama Regime is completely unable to control our southern border; completely unable to control voter fraud; completely unable to control voter intimidation--all by choice, I--as your exalted ruler--might add--and yet, I'm blathering on about controlling the international oil trading platforms; how much bullshit is that?!?
    All my blather on the gas pump-price and how it got there; all my blather on the availability and cost of crude oil, is little more than election-year political posturing.  Remember when I--your exalted ruler--was immaculated the national average was $1.83 PER GALLON; today it's  $3.904 PER GALLON!!  That's an increase of nearly 115%!!!   The national average has MORE-THAN-DOUBLED during my reign!!  The only answer for this increase is my complete lack of a logical domestic energy policy aside from solar, wind and biofuels!!!!   Oh, and don't forget my desire to push the United States back into the 'dark ages,' economically!!                
    First, Congress should provide immediate funding to put more cops on the beat to monitor activity in energy markets. This funding would also upgrade technology so that our surveillance and enforcement officers aren’t hamstrung by older and less sophisticated tools than the ones that traders are using. We should strengthen protections for American consumers, not gut them. And these markets have expanded significantly.  Chairman Gensler actually had a good analogy. He said, imagine if the NFL quadrupled the number of teams but didn’t increase the number of refs. You’d end up having havoc on the field, and it would diminish the game. It wouldn’t be fair. That’s part of what’s going on in a lot of these markets. So we have to properly resource enforcement.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  More-and-more control of all aspects of American liberty;  less-and-less allowable liberties!!  The 'NFL analogy' is  completely false:  The NFL has ESTABLISHED RULES; the players, coaches and owners are expected to follow those ESTABLISHED RULES.  If they violate said ESTABLISHED RULES, they are fined or otherwise punished!!  In my socio-fascist scheme-of-things, there are few ESTABLISHED RULES, and those few are enforced on a case-by-case basis, depending on whether a negro is the defendent; the perpetrator, or not.
    Second, Congress should increase the civil and criminal penalties for illegal energy market manipulation and other illegal activities. So my plan would toughen key financial penalties tenfold, and impose these penalties not just per violation, but for every day a violation occurs.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  I've asked 'General' holder: "Will these possible increased civil and criminal penalties be enforced without the "involved-negro" rule?!?  Hey, I'm jis askin'!!  These will remain ficticious accusations, charges, penalties if--in the upcoming months--we're still unable to point to an actual 'oil speculator!'
    Third, Congress should give the agency responsible for overseeing oil markets new authority to protect against volatility and excess speculation by making sure that traders can post appropriate margins, which simply means that they actually have the money to make good on their trades.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  Again, more-and-more control of all aspects of American liberty; less-and-less  allowable liberties, Nuff Said!!
    Congress should do all of this right away. A few weeks ago, Congress had a chance to stand up for families already paying an extra premium at the pump; congressional Republicans voted to keep spending billions of Americans' hard-earned tax dollars on more unnecessary subsidies for big oil companies. So here's a chance to make amends, a chance to actually do something that will protect consumers by increasing oversight of energy markets. That should be something that everybody, no matter their party, should agree with. And I hope Americans will ask their members of Congress to step up.  In the meantime, my administration will take new executive actions to better analyze and investigate trading activities in energy markets and more quickly implement the tough consumer protections under Wall Street reform.   Let me close by saying none of these steps by themselves will bring gas prices down overnight. But it will prevent market manipulation and make sure we're looking out for American consumers. And in the meantime we're going to keep pursuing an all-of-the-above strategy for American energy to break the cycle of price spikes year after year. We are going to keep producing more biofuels; we're going to keep producing more fuel-efficient cars; we are going to keep tapping into every source of American-made energy.  And these steps have already helped put America on a path to greater energy independence. Our foreign -- our dependence on foreign oil has actually decreased each year I've been in office -- even as the economy has grown. America now imports less than half of the oil we use for the first time in more than a decade. So we are less vulnerable than we were, but we're still too vulnerable.  We've got to continue the hard, sustained work on this issue. And as long as I'm President we're going to keep placing our bets on America's future -- America's workers, America's technology, America's ingenuity, and American-made energy. That's how we're going to solve this problem once and for all.
Being truthful, I--your exalted ruler--might have said:  These on-going--incessant--attacks on 'Big Oil' are both mindless and meaningless!!  Just another example of socio-fascist "S & M:" smoke-and-mirrors!!  
1.  'Big Oil' will pass on any tax increases to the consumer; the elimination of authorized tax incentives--which owe-bamacRATics have incorrectly labeled subsidies--is essentially a tax increase to the consumer.
2.  "oversight" is owe-bamaSpeak for "....more-control-over....!" 
3.  Ahaa!!  I--your exalted ruler--include at least ONE TRUTHFUL STATEMENT in every blather opportunity; here it is:
"....none of these steps by themselves will bring down gas prices...."
 Completely by design!!  Remember I--your exalted ruler--said I'd essentially destroy all other forms of energy excepting solar, wind and bio-fuels!!  This is apart of that ongoing effort.
4.  The ongoing production of bio-fuels, energy efficient vehicles, hybrid and electric vehicles.... all require vast federal subsidies--not the kind 'Big Oil' has--actual cash grants!!  Every one costs the American taxpayer far more than they currently realize in monetary gains!  The consumer is either forced to purchase--"e-10; e-15" ring a bell?--or must be bribed to buy, i.e., the $7,500-$10,000 bribe to purchase the Chevy Volt!! 
    In conclusion, this is election-year political posturing, political obfuscation-of-the-truth, plain-and-simple!!  The obama-boobs at "CREEP" [Committee to RE-Elect the President] are completely flummoxed by the ongoing polling results.  They've never had to imbrace any negative aspects during their campaigns.  The money has fallen off; even some "Big Hollywood" types are 'checking their wallets at the door.'                                                

This'n'That; March Twenty-Eighth #3; No Outrage?!?

Federal 'Arschloch' Suspiciously Quiet!
    There is a national outrage centering around the tragic Trayvon Martin shooting and death.... as well there should be!!  As expected--the human vultures--Jesse Jackson and Not-A-Reverend Al Sharpton are circling the carrion--as it were--scoping out anyone who can be shaken-down as Jesse Jackson has done numerous times in the past. N.A.R. Sharpton is equally famous, albeit fabricating evidence as well as manufactured outrage, ala Tawana Brawley!!  BTW-N.A.R. Sharpton has yet to pay the hundreds-of-thousands in fines, penalties and court awards against him in the Brawley case of November, 1987.  With the entire planet well aware of the funding methods both Jackson and N.A.R. Sharpton use for their quasi-nonprofits, why are these two miscreants given any press at all?!?
    What's even more baffling is the deafening silence surrounding "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" and the associated miscreant 'General' eric holder!!  "Clownie" waited a full five-weeks--count'em F-I-V-E--before commenting the Trayvon Martin tragedy; then interjecting race into the issue:  Would "Clownie's" son look like Trayvon if "Clownie's" son were a pasty white kid?!?  Where's the Socio-Justice Department's outrage with a bounty being placed on the alleged shooter, George Zimmerman?!? 
    The "Clown Prince" didn't even wait a week before racially excoriating the law enforcement personnel involved in the 'Professor Henry Louis Gates' kerfuffle and yet, he--and the aforementioned miscreant--are blatantly SILENT on the 'bounty issue!'  It gets kinda tough--doesn't it, "Mr Clown"--when the vast majority of those involved are of races that can't be criticized!
    Remember the 'New Black Panther Party?!?'  They were allegedly employed by George Soros to perform their--very efficient--form of voter intimidation in Philadelphia and other cities with questionable owe-bamacRAT support.  Their leader--some clown named Malik Zulu Shabazz--has placed a $10,000 bounty on Mr Zimmerman's head.  The group has--also allegedly--put together a 5,000 person posse to hunt Mr Zimmerman down and bring him to 'justice,' even though he's not been charged in the Martin tragedy.  
    'General' holder's "lack of curiousity" in the bounty, in the posse actions, falls in line with the Department of Socio-Justice's position that cases with white victims won't be prosecuted; much like the 'General's' ignoring the New Black Panther-voter intimidation case.  As a point of media corpse' complicity in the matter:  early on, the corpse referred to Mr Zimmerman as a hispanic; then as a latino; still later as a "white-hispanic!!"  How racially complicit is that?!?  Has there ever been a more blatant example of a Soros, owe-bama controlled media corpse?!?
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; March Twenty-Third #2; MORE 'Fast and Furious'

NOW, You Can Understand The Reasoning
    Way back in 1995, the current 'wannabe general' eric holder was filmed on CSPAN2, explaining his plan for gun control that evolved into "Fast and Furious."  The holder plan included 'changing the hearts and minds of the people in Washington, D.C.' in the way they look at guns.  Some holder quotes from that blather:
"What we need to do is change the way in which people think about guns, especially young people and make it something that's not cool, that it's not acceptable, it's not hip to carry a gun anymore, in the way in which we changed our attitudes about cigarettes."
holder said that the [DC] school board should have some form of anti-violence or anti-gun message every day.
"Every day, every school, at every level."
holder reluctantly admitted that his proposal is 'brainwashing.'
"We have to be repetitive about this.  We need to do this every day of the week, and just really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way."
    One may conclude that because the American 'heart and mind' wasn't being changed fast enough for his liking, the 'wannabe general' eric holder created "Fast and Furious" to spur greater and greater gun violence along the Mexican-U.S. border to change the American 'heart and mind' at a quicker pace.  With the additional 'gun violence' promulgated by "Fast and Furious" would make tighter and tighter federal gun laws a more timely reality.
'Splain to me again why YOU elected this Arschloch!?!
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; February Ninth #2; 'Tricked??'

'Trickery' Redefined!
    The words 'trickery; trick, are being redefined by the owe-bama Regime. The 'Funk 'n' Wagnalls' version:
trick-
1.  An act or procedure intended to achieve an end by deceptive or fraudulent means.
2.  A mischievious action; a prank.
3.  A stupid, disgraceful, or childish act or performance.
trickery-
1.  The practice or use of tricks; deception by stratagem.
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist's" redefinition:
trick-
1.  A deceptive or fraudulent act by any number of large banks, relative to the issuance of mortgages.
trickery-
1.  A loan/mortgage officer's strategy of deceiving mortgagers. 
    As his blather opportunity at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building indicated, the "Clown Prince" and his miscreant 'General' Holder are happier-than-a-pig-in-sh*t!!!  And of course, he had to parade a group of 'the offended' before the national pamphleteers for effect.  As many before me have factually stated--and the "Clown Prince" and many other owe-bamacRATics refuse to acknowledge--this whole residential mortgage travesty began with the "Slick-Willie" Clinton administration.  "Slick" and his HUD Secretary--the current New York Governor--Andrew Cuomo pressured both the GSEs and private bankers to issue mortgages to those of marginal qualifications.  All presidents since, exacerbated the kerfuffle with the added pressure of their own vote-buying schemes.
    Now with George Soros finally admitting "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" is no longer the 'shoo-in' for a second term that everyone believed, they've got to do something--ANYTHING--to shore up their voter base.  My guess is: privately, George is wondering how he could have picked such a stupid individual to buy a presidency for!!  The "Clown Prince" daily proves that advanced education does not indicate advanced intelligence.
    The "Clown Prince" and his minions would have you believe that bankers all across the country looked out their office windows one day, saw some unsuspecting folks walking down the street, ran out to them and individually ordered them into his office.  Using the 'presidential version of trickery,' said bankers then cajoled these some-millions of unsuspecting passers-by into signing mortgage papers for some house that's most probably beyond their means.  Have you ever known anyone who was dragged--kickin'n'screamin'--into a bank to sign the paperwork for a mortgage they didn't want?!?  NEITHER HAVE I!!!
Your thoughts?
Til Nex'Time....