"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; June 8th (Actually 06/09!)

A Patriotic Response to the "Clown Prince;" 06/08/2013
[This 'correction' to the "Clown Prince's" weekly blather is a day late.  I suspect it's due to an incompetent boob somewhere, duplicating the intelligence of his ruler!  In any case, the transcript of the weekly blather wasn't posted to the barackingham Palace website in a timely manner.]
Somewhere in 
Mooresville, North Carolina
June 8, 2013
In the next few days, America will take an important step towards fixing our broken immigration system.  The entire United States Senate will begin debating a commonsense immigration reform bill that has bipartisan support.  See, we define ourselves as a nation of immigrants.  The promise we find in those who come from every corner of the globe has always been one of our greatest strengths.  It’s kept our workforce vibrant and dynamic.  It’s kept our businesses on the cutting edge.  And it’s helped build the greatest economic engine the world has ever known.  But for years, our out-of-date immigration system has actually harmed our economy and threatened our security.  Now, over the past four years, we’ve taken steps to try and patch up some of the worst cracks in the system.
I--like every other 21st century politician--find it necessary to cloud any issue with half-truths and out-right lies!  I intentionally mix several of the 185 different immigration visas together when I speak--read the teleprompter--on immigration issues.  See the one you and I are most interested in is the common laborer visa where we tend to ignore the quota numbers. More importantly though--and why all this pissin'n'moanin' about aliens is those "fence jumpers" those "river waders" which the obamacRATic party--in concert with The Bilderberg Group--wants to award voting rights for upcoming elections.  A bit of 'unknown' history is the obamacRATics are a minority party, the republicRATics are the majority party.  Didn' know that, did'ja?!?  That's primarily due to our socio-fascist having total--boots-on-their-throats--control over the Fourth Estate, the press!!  They print any information; they support any cause The Bilderberg Group instructs them to.  To buttress that cause, we intend to have a restructured immigration policy that supports
A) MORE illegal--but unrestricted--border crossings, and
B) MORE illegal--but again, unrestricted-- obamacRATic VOTERS.
We strengthened security on the southern border by putting more boots on the ground than at any time in our history.  
The obama Regime is one of the worst on record when it comes to truthfulness under or outside an official oath.  We rarely are truthful! If that were necessary, the common voter would "see through us like Saran Wrap."
Far from my previous statement, we--the regime, The Bilderberg Group--are doing everything humanly possible to REDUCE THE NUMBER OF BORDER AGENTS!  We're currently in negotiations to reduce the average border patrolman's salary by a whoppin' 30%!! 
And, in part, by using technology more effectively – today, illegal crossings are near their lowest level in decades.
That is pure and unsanitized BULLSHIT!!  The border patrol apprehends between 40% 'n' 55% of wetbacks/fence jumpers.  These folks are returned from whence they came.  What I'm not saying is "55% of WHAT?!?  Each year the base numbers grow, so eventually the numbers actually escaping INTO the USA continue to grow by year.  To hold an obamacRATic's feet-to-the-fire is to demand hard numbers, NOT PERCENTAGES!!
We focused enforcement efforts on criminals who are here illegally – who endanger our communities – and today, we deport more criminals than ever before.
By percentage, this is certainly true.  To drive these numbers to ever higher false-highs, is the policy of NOT DEPORTING the common wetbacks/fence jumpers.  If ICE were to do that; which until "Big-Sis" Napolitano changed the ICE procedure, they did.... and recorded fairly dismal felon deportation numbers!
And we took up the cause of “Dreamers,” the young people who were brought to this country as children.  We said that if they’re able to meet certain criteria, we’d consider offering them the chance to come out of the shadows so they can continue to work here, and study here, and contribute to our communities legally. But if we’re going to truly fix a broken system, we need Congress to act in a comprehensive way.  And that’s why what’s happening next week is so important. The bill before the Senate isn’t perfect.  It’s a compromise.  Nobody will get everything they want – not Democrats, not Republicans, not me.  But it is a bill that’s largely consistent with the principles I’ve repeatedly laid out for commonsense immigration reform.
Dreamers-or-no-Dreamers!  Dreams matter not!  This entire discussion; this entire immigration bill is all about increasing the numbers of obamacRATic voters--ANY WAY POSSIBLE.  The only path toward an increase is with immigration, legal or otherwise.  When the young college graduate reaches his late 20s, early 30s, suffers a rude awakening and realizes that the obamacRATic party is the party-of-royalty, if said grads aren't connected by blood or marriage, they're doomed to be second class--middle class--citizens!!  So--in defense--they jump ship to the republicRATic party; the majority party.  Soon--without illegals voting--the obamacRATic party; the obamacRATic philosophy will dwindle into a "has been" party!               
This bill would continue to strengthen security at our borders, increase criminal penalties against smugglers and traffickers, and hold employers more accountable if they knowingly hire undocumented workers.  If enacted, it would represent the most ambitious enforcement plan in recent memory.
This bill would provide a pathway to earned citizenship for the 11 million individuals who are in this country illegally – a pathway that includes passing a background check, learning English, paying taxes and a penalty, and then going to the back of the line behind everyone who’s playing by the rules and trying to come here legally.   
This bill would modernize the legal immigration system so that, alongside training American workers for the jobs of tomorrow, we’re also attracting highly-skilled entrepreneurs and engineers who will grow our economy.  And so that our people don’t have to wait years before their loved ones are able to join them in this country we love.
No!!  This bill is not about a pathway, not about attracting engineers; not about growing our economy!   'Illegal' is still illegal.  No matter what color lipstick is on the pig, it's still a pig!!  This bill will do little more than reward law-breakers; little more than incease the numbers of obamacRATic voters by subterfuge. 
    Why should this even be necessary?!?  Have I not shown that the minority party can win TWO PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS with less than 50% of registered voters?!?  Granted, it took the IRS leaning on, and refusing tax exempt status to many--if not most--conservative organizations.  This cleaver idea was instrumental in said groups NOT getting their messages out; not having effective radio and tv ads; not having adequate donations for the jobs at hand!!  Thus I--your exalted, but nevertheless crooked, ruler--have shown the party how it can win important elections in perpetuity!!                              
That’s what immigration reform looks like.  Smarter enforcement.  A pathway to earned citizenship.  Improvements to the legal immigration system.   They’re all commonsense steps.  They’ve got broad support – from Republicans and Democrats, CEOs and labor leaders, law enforcement and clergy.  So there is no reason that Congress can’t work together to send a bill to my desk by the end of the summer. 
We know the opponents of reform are going to do everything they can to prevent that.  They’ll try to stoke fear and create division.  They’ll try to play politics with an issue that the vast majority of Americans want addressed.  And if they succeed, we will lose this chance to finally fix an immigration system that is badly broken.    
So if you agree that now is the time for commonsense reform, reach out to your Representatives.  Tell them we have to get this done so that everyone is playing by the same rules.  Tell them we have the power to do this in a way that lives up to our traditions as a nation of laws, and a nation of immigrants. 
In the end, that’s what this is all about.  Men and women who want nothing more than the chance to earn their way into the American story, just like so many of our ancestors did.  Throughout our history, that has only made us stronger.  And it’s how we’ll make sure that America’s best days always lie ahead.
So--fellow crooked politicians--in conclusion it's safe to say that crookedness effectively--and ruthlessly--applied will win the day for socio-fascism!  The American people seem to have caught on to the cleaver crookedness of The Bilderberg Group--the primary guidance for Valarie Jarrett, and by extension-ME--and are balking at the idea of more and more illegals entering the country.  Any time I suggest that the people contact their Senators and Congressmen, it seems to backfire on me!  The portion of the nation that actually reads and/or listens to, my weekly blather  are mostly, the same folks that are against my plans, my policies, my philosophy, my rule. So in contacting the aforementioned legislators, they're more inclined to suggest their legislators oppose any--and all--policies I might suggest. 
Without putting too-sharp-a-point-on-it, my RINOs:  Senators McCain and Rubio have failed in circumventing other senators' demand of "border security-FIRST!"