"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; November 28th

A Patriotic Response To the "Clown Prince; 11/28/09 Weekly Address; Thursday, November 26, 2009 For centuries, in peace and in war, in prosperity and in adversity, Americans have paused at this time of year to gather with loved ones and give thanks for life’s blessings. This week, we carry on this distinctly American tradition. All across our country, folks are coming together to spend time with family, to catch up with old friends, to cook and enjoy a big dinner – and maybe to watch a little football in between. As always, we give thanks for the kindness of loved ones, for the joys of the previous year, and for the pride we feel in our communities and country. We keep in our thoughts and prayers the many families marking this Thanksgiving with an empty seat – saved for a son or daughter, or husband or wife, stationed in harm’s way. And we say a special thanks for the sacrifices those men and women in uniform are making for our safety and freedom, and for all those Americans who enrich the lives of our communities through acts of kindness, generosity and service. [What I'm not telling you: While I make all the "appropriate noises," the American family is not the concept I'm promoting no do I want it to prevail. As you can see as you look around your communities, the obamacRATs of previous eras and generations as well as my own, have been quite successful in destroying-if not the concept, at least the practice-of "the American family!" While I publically decry the ever increasing unemployment rate [currently at a 26-year high of 10.2%, with the state record holder-Michigan at 15.1%!! {statistics that privately, I'm quite proud of!!} and the total unemployment rate-thankfully, NOT widely reported-is 17.5%, the highest recorded level in the modern era] it does work to my advantage. With the advent of "Slick-Willie's" so-called welfare reform of 1994; we fascists have a tool with which to advance our philosophies. No one has come up with a statistical category which combines the SSI numbers with the actual welfare recipient numbers-Thank Muhammad!!! Keeping them separated allows me to advance each segment by fractional rates, keeping the total number of recipients "under-the-radar." With all my programs combined-the continued failing economy, the SSI increases combined with the welfare increases-all but seal the fate of "the American family." This structural destruction makes the advancement of fascism practically "a-walk-in-the-park!!"]But as much as we all have to be thankful for, we also know that this year millions of Americans are facing very difficult economic times. Many have lost jobs in this recession – the worst in generations. Many more are struggling to afford health care premiums and house payments, let alone to save for an education or retirement. Too many are wondering if the dream of a middle class life – that American Dream – is slipping away. It’s the worry I hear from folks across the country; good, hard-working people doing the best they can for their families – but fearing that their best just isn’t good enough. These are not strangers. They are our family, our friends, and our neighbors. Their struggles must be our concern. [What I'm not telling you: As "in-the-bag" as they are, the KoolAid media will eventually make this economy--the obamaconomy. No longer will I be able to whine that I inherited it from "Dub'ya;" that it's all his fault!! Have you figured out that all these programs that the Congressional Moron Caucus are foisting upon you "under the cover of darkness" are all interlocked?? I've gotten you to fight amongst each-other over obamaCare; over Cap-and-Trade; over the economy, all for the benefit of fascism!! The obamaCare bill allows for the further destruction of Medicare/Medicaid with budget cuts; allows for federal support/funding of abortions; allows for future amendments which will bring in those 'Palin-esque' Death Panels, among other negatives I want. Cap-and-Trade will force homeowners on some form of government "relief" by increasing utility bills by 500-700%. Speaking of Cap-and-Trade, have you noticed how I've marshalled the forces in the wake of that whistle-blower's revelations?? We've {algore and I} always been aware of the possibilities so the justifying authority was repudiating him almost overnight!! {As a sidebar: We're having a bit of trouble with those "tree-huggers" who have seen through the scheme as the "money-grab" that it is. al and I will amass BILLIONS in profits with the sales of carbon credits!!}] That’s why we passed the Recovery Act that cut taxes for 95 percent of working people and for small businesses – and that extended unemployment benefits and health coverage for millions of Americans who lost their jobs in this turmoil. That’s why we are reforming the health care system so that middle-class families have affordable insurance that cannot be denied because of a pre-existing condition or taken away because you happen to get sick. We’ve worked to stem the tide of foreclosures and to stop the decline in home values. We’re making it easier to save for retirement and more affordable to send a son or daughter to college. [What I'm not telling you: The Porkulus Bill is working out just as I planned. I hoodwinked Nancy Porklosi and scarry-harry reid into supporting it, but I had to tell them the primary function-that of a "presidential slush-fund-" to get their support. harry has already seen the benefits when he turned that Landrieu woman into the most expensive "Ho" on the planet!! Those funds, with some accounting slight-of-hand, came from the porkulus bill!!! Neat, huh?? I use it to buy votes and candidates all over the country; "NY-23" ring a bell? The extension of unemployment benefits is working well; more and more Americans on the federal "tit" for longer and longer periods of time. The obamaCare reform bill could have been far more beneficial to you--but far less for me!! If I really had the country's best interests at heart, what would have been far more practical would have been health INSURANCE reform!! The country would have had an almost uncalcuable benefit if health insurance companies were forced to act as auto insurance companies do; with greater competition by allowing interstate sales!! But.... Where would that have left me?? I'd have far less control over your personal lives than I anticipate now!! The rate of foreclosures has fallen simply because we're forcing the banks to just roll the mortgages over-stretching their lengths, but leaving the interest rates intact; we're keeping folks in their homes who can not afford them and have no intention of paying them off; just a ploy to make the numbers look good.] The investments we have made and tough steps we have taken have helped break the back of the recession, and now our economy is finally growing again. But as I said when I took office, job recovery from this crisis would not come easily or quickly. Though the job losses we were experiencing earlier this year have slowed dramatically, we’re still not creating enough new jobs each month to make up for the ones we’re losing. And no matter what the economists say, for families and communities across the country, this recession will not end until we completely turn that tide. So we’ve made progress. But we cannot rest – and my administration will not rest – until we have revived this economy and rebuilt it stronger than before; until we are creating jobs and opportunities for middle class families; until we have moved beyond the cycles of boom and bust – of reckless risk and speculation – that led us to so much crisis and pain these past few years. [What I'm not telling you: The recession is far from over; I contend-privately-that we "ain't seen the worst" yet!! What the Hell do I care; the KoolAiders will re-elect me as long as I keep those tea-party groups and the international whistle-blowers under control. I think the most effective way is what I've done so far; ridiculed them as a viable organization and restricted the use of the National Mall for large gatherings!! All my programs are completely by design!! How's the economy going to recover if I continue to print money, 24/7/365?? How's the economy going to recover if I really push this Asian version of NAFTA that I proposed?? How are the small businesses going to recover if I continue to heap health care and tax expenses on them?? See how my system works?? I have to continue to cloud the issues with my faulty thinking and policies. If I really cared, I'd cut business taxes by 20% across the board, cut individual taxes by 25% and "get government the Hell outta the way!!!" There'd be an economic boom that hasn't been seen since that Reagan fellow!!!] Next week, I’ll be meeting with owners of large and small businesses, labor leaders, and non-for-profits from across the country, to talk about the additional steps we can take to help spur job creation. I will work with the Congress to enact them quickly. And it is my fervent hope – and my heartfelt expectation – that next Thanksgiving we will be able to celebrate the fact that many of those who have lost their jobs are back at work, and that as a nation we will have come through these difficult storms stronger and wiser and grateful to have reached a brighter day. [What I'm not telling you: See how the SEIU, the auto unions and the non-profits and the not-for-profits are always mentioned?? They are fascism's most ardent supporters. They do absolutely nothing to aid in economic recovery, what-so-ever!! They and those thugs in the community agitator organizations keep "the serf class" in line. Any recovery-no matter what sector-is hampered by their activities. Business' attempts at job creation are thwarted by the wage and labor demands put on them by the unions.] Thank you, God bless you, and from my family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving. [What I'm not telling you: That "G-o-d" thing?? I didn't really mean that!!] Til Nex'Time....