This'n'That; March Twenty-Third #3; A 'Draft?'

We Need A 'Draft' For International Rulers
    Just because there isn't one, we--those far smarter than I--need to start one.  The United States is in a hell'u'va "trench"--ruler-wise--the worst since the Jimmuh Cahtah Era of the late 1970s.  The United States' "trench" is the direct result of immaculation of the ultimate in inept inexperience; believing the blusterful blather of a campaign based entirely on 'fluff!!'  With the United States' true unemployment rate closing in on 16%; with the United States' current ruler doing everything he can to exacerbate the depression-like drop in the U.S.' economy; we can't wait another year for someone to rule with compassion, economic understanding, love-of-country; everything "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" lacks! 
    If there were a 'ruler draft' run by say.... an international consortium of 'smart people' totally unrelated to that evil, crooked United Nations. 
If such a thing existed, we should put the "Clown Prince" on the waiver wire.  Or, maybe we could do a "backroom" deal with Kenya--his home country--they could always use a few billion dollars in "compensatory damages."
Or, maybe we could do a deal with New Zealand:  the "Clown Prince," a couple of future, first-round draft picks and several hundred-billion dollars for Prime Minister John Key and a bureaucRAT to be named later!!
    In my personal search for a suitable (BETTER) replacement for the "Clown Prince," I kinda stumbled on New Zealand:
their Prime Minister--John Key--has been in office since 2008, meaning more experience;
a high annual unemployment rate for them is 6%.... 6%!! (in 2009)  Prior to the current owe-bamaDepression, New Zealand's unemployment rate was 3.4% (in 2007);
in 2010, New Zealand had the second-lowest personal tax rate in the developed world.... second only to Mexico;
New Zealand produces 35% of their petroleum needs;
New Zealand's energy production is only 28% oil versus 56% hydro-;
    Given the vast disparity between the two countries' economies, the aforementioned trade may require far more compensation by the United States!!
'Splain to me again why YOU elected this Arschloch!?!
Til Nex'Time....