Saturday, December 8, 2012

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; December 8th [Updated]

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 12/08/2012
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
December 8, 2012
    Over the last few weeks, there’s been a lot of talk about deadlines we’re facing on jobs and taxes and investments. But with so much noise and so many opinions flying around, it can be easy to lose sight of what this debate is really about. It’s not about which political party comes out on top, or who wins or loses in Washington. It’s about making smart decisions that will have a real impact on your lives and the lives of Americans all across the country.  Right now, middle-class tax cuts are set to expire at the end of the year. Time is running out. And there are two things that can happen.  First, if Congress does nothing, every family in America will see their income taxes automatically go up on January 1st. A typical middle-class family of four would get a $2,200 tax hike. That would be bad for families, it would be bad for businesses, and it would drag down our entire economy.
     Now, Congress can avoid all this by passing a law that prevents a tax hike on the first $250,000 of everybody’s income. That means 98 percent of Americans and 97 percent of small businesses wouldn’t see their income taxes go up by a single dime. Even the wealthiest Americans would get a tax cut on the first $250,000 of their income. And families everywhere would enjoy some peace of mind.  The Senate has already done their part. Now we’re just waiting for Republicans in the House to do the same thing. But so far, they’ve put forward an unbalanced plan that actually lowers rates for the wealthiest Americans. If we want to protect the middle class, then the math just doesn’t work.  We can and should do more than just extend middle class tax cuts. I stand ready to work with Republicans on a plan that spurs economic growth, creates jobs and reduces our deficit – a plan that gives both sides some of what they want. I’m willing to find ways to bring down the cost of health care without hurting seniors and other Americans who depend on it. And I’m willing to make more entitlement spending cuts on top of the $1 trillion dollars in cuts I signed into law last year.
[What I'm not telling you   First--before we delve into this week's blusterful blather--I have a message for my fellow obamacRATics: "Shut'ta phuck up!!!"  Particularly Steny Hoyer....!!  Gawd.... Allah....!!  Have you heard a more educationally-lacking statement (his reasoning for the humongous debt I've run up) than that incompetent boob--listen to me!!  Calling someone else an "incompetent boob!!"--blathered forth?!?  You can find that idiot's quote here.  Sadly, the article also includes an explanation of how we obamacRATics have completely trashed the American economy.... FROM THE INSIDE!! 
    That being said; now on to my weekly bullshit!!  Practically from the outset, my regime has been a double-entendre;  going against long established economic principles.  How was it wise that I extended the Bush tax rates for EVERYONE in 2010; but in 2012 extending the OBAMA tax rates for those evil, pasty white guys making more than $250,000 is not wise?!?  I never envisioned this much 'heartburn' over my tax increase proposal on such a small percentage of the working-class.  If I'd thought this would have happened I'd have picked a dollar amount considerably higher than $250k!! 
    The only way I can even blather about this bullshit is to stay on the campaign trail.  At least on the trail we pay SEIU union members to stand behind me and act like they support my proposals; in Washington, I have to debate an indefensible position!!  See, this tax hike on those evil rich, pasty white guys has nothing to do with income to the Treasury.  My supporters--the incompetents of the 'taker-class'--don't understand nor do they care!!  They don't even have to "roll out'ta bed" to be awarded liveable income.  My tax increase proposal has everything to do with punishing two classes of Americans:  the opposition political class; the achievers in American society.
    My tax increases on the evil rich will fund federal government operations for 8 to 11 days.  If my 'evil rich' tax rates were at 100%; taking every-dam-dime the pasty-white guys had, that revenue would only fuel the federal government for about 5 weeks.  And.... the 100% tax could only be applied ONCE; after than there's no money to be taxed!!  See, my proposal has absolutely nothing to do with 'revenue to the Treasury' and everything to do with the promotion of a socio-fascist form of government.  If I can just get Boehner to "roll-over-and-play-dead" on this deal and give in to the tax increase, he will have sealed the fate of the opposition for generations to come!!  If he were to acquiesces to the rate increases that would be an admission that rate reductions cause recessions and depressions while tax rate increases are beneficial to the governmental finances.  The conservatives among us know that is nothing more than so much hokum!!
    My blather about being ready to 'reach across the isle' and compromise with republicRATics is just that: BLATHER!!  It's either "my way or the highway!!"  I will brook no alterations to any of my supposed proposals!!  I will win; I will beat down the opposition party, or know the reason why!!!]  

But if we’re serious about reducing our deficit while still investing in things like education and research that are important to growing our economy – and if we’re serious about protecting middle-class families – then we’re also going to have to ask the wealthiest Americans to pay higher tax rates. That’s one principle I won’t compromise on.  After all, this was a central question in the election. A clear majority of Americans – Democrats, Republicans and Independents – agreed with a balanced approach that asks something from everyone, but a little more from those who can most afford it. It’s the only way to put our economy on a sustainable path without asking even more from the middle class. And it’s the only kind of plan I’m willing to sign.  Everyone agrees we need to bring down our deficit and strengthen our economy for the long-term. The question is whether we can do it in a responsible way that allows us to keep investing in the things that have always made America strong. I’m convinced we can. And if both sides are willing to compromise, I believe we can give businesses and families a sense of security going into the New Year.
[What I'm not telling you: "That's one principle I won't compromise on."  There you have it:  proof that it's really 'my way or the highway!!'  How can that possibly be a positive for the country or even the Treasury!?!  The funds raised won't amount to "a pinch'a'shit" in the whole scheme of things!! 
NO!  The central premise of the election was not tax rates, income to the Treasury, how much the evil rich, pasty white guys earned, NO!  the election was all about keeping the taker-class of the electorate--ignorant, which was really quite easy. 
The regime only needed to make sure all the taker-class have "obama-Fo;" actually originated by that evil President George W. Bush
The regime only needed to stay away from my record. 
The regime only needed to denegrate the opposition.
The regime only needed to continually play 'the race card.'
The regime only needed to concentrate on class-warfare.     
The regime only needed to promise the taker-class baby diapers-to-adult diapers and everything in between.  As long as this class of Americans doesn't have to work for anything provided, they're gonna vote for the 'provider!'
    Were I to advise the republicRATics, I'd say don't believe the obamacRATic promises of spending cuts, now or ever!!  Said promises have never been kept.... just ask George H.W. Bush!!  The best thing for the country--from every angle--is to fall off the political theatrics called the Fiscal Cliff.  Then we obamacRATics would get the tax increases we want; the republicRATics would get the spending cuts they desire!!  Everybody gets what they want, if the cuts are deep enough we're back to paying off my $6.6Trillion deficit.
{Addendum:  See, when we get Boehner to acquiesce on the tax increases for those evil rich, pasty white guys, we got him by the nut-sack!!  We can then beat any opposition "over-the-head" with the fact that way back in 2012-2013, the Speaker of the House admitted--by legislative agreement--that those evil BUSH TAX CUTS were the reason for the recession in the latter portion of BUSH's second term.  Said recession worsened when I--your exalted ruler--extended said tax cuts for another two years.  It certainly had nothing to do with the regime spending more 'borrowed' money--than all previous presidents COMBINED!!}]



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