Sunday, March 28, 2010

This-n-That; March28th[Bill of NON-Rights!!;FUBO;"ClownPrince"messages]

A Friend's Forwarded Email: 
I received this email from a lady I got to know fairly well, but have never met!!  We started chatting on the internet in the early 2000s when I was an over-the-road truck driver, with nothing to do at times.  So, "Lois Lane," I thank you for this!!
[The following has been attributed to Georgia State Representative Mitchell Kaye.]

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth.. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes..
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us wan t to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN !)
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!
['Nuff Said!!]

FUBO Info:
Several times this blog has been 'hit' by those inquiring about "FUBO." 
The term "FUBO" is the brain-child of Bob Lonsberry, host of the 'Mid-Day Talk Show' on WHAM-1180, Rochester, N.Y. [11AM-2PM,eastern; Monday thru Friday; available on the internet as well].
The radio site, http://www.wham1180.com/, is the home of the Lonsberry broadcast as well as Bob's daily video "Bobcast."
The http://www.fubowear.com/ site has evolved into a conservative market of T-Shirts, Bumper Stickers, Mugs, Coin Bank, Car Flags, Golf Shirts, Hats, Koozie,
Ladies t-shirts, Motorcycle Pack, Mouse Pad, NeckTie,  Silicone Wristbands, Sweatshirts, Tank Top, Yard Signs, Combo Deals, etc.
["FUBO" may very well be a take-off on the universal military phrase: FUBAR=F%#!ed Up Beyond All Repair {or Recognition}]

The "Real" Messages:
With his obamaCare holy war, the "Clown Prince" is sending America at least 10 messages since taking office:

1. I win; you lose.
2. My will; not the will of the people.
3. Government of obama, by obama, for obama; not government of the people, by the people, for the people.
4. Corrupt House rules and autocracy; not play by the rules and democracy.
5. “I’ll tread on you” now steps on “Don’t tread on me.”
6. “I, the president”; not “We, the People.”
7. “All men are created equal” but I am more equal than others.
8. “The dissent of the president” overrules “the consent of the governed.”
9. “Give me tyranny and give me debt” replaces “Give me liberty or give me death.”
10. “That government is best which governs most” supersedes “That government is best which governs least.”
[From communications consultant Jon Kraushar: http://www.jonkraushar.net/ ]
Til Nex'Time....

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