This'n'That; April Eighth #3; No Vaca....?

Slaveholder owe-bama May Miss His 'Monthly Period'
    Since owe-bama became the receipient of George Soros' largess he's taken a monthly vacation.  Seems the "Clown Prince" might miss his 'monthly period (of vacation)' if no progress is made in the 'shutdown-showdown.'  The real kerfuffle here seems to be it's far more important to fund the killing of babies; of innocent civilians, than it is to kill al Qaeda and Hamas 'troops!'
    An adjacent kerfuffle as a result of the primary kerfuffle is that "Clown Prince" owe-bama is now a quasi-slaveholder!  The hell, you say!!  Nope, it's a fact!!  One has but to look at the definitions; the facts:

• Slave:  1) A human being who is owned as property by, and is absolutely subject to the will of another.  2) A person who is completely dominated by some influence, habit, person, etc.
• UCMJ, Article 113 (Misbehavior of a Sentinel or Lookout):  "Any sentinel or lookout who is found drunk or sleeping upon his post, or leaves before he is regularly relieved  shall be punished, if the offense in committed int he time of war by death or such other punishment as a courts-martial may direct, but if the offense in committed at any other time, by such other punishment other than death as a courts-martial may direct."
• UCMJ, Article 115 (Malingering):  "Any person subjected to this chapter who for the purpose of avoiding work, duty or service-"  1)feigns illness, physical disablement, mental lapse or derangement; or  2) intentionally inflicts self-injury; shall be punished as a courts-martial may direct.

    In 2008 numbers, The United States military has a total of 1,385,122 active-duty members; 1,458,500 reservists.  These folks--while volunteers--are subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) until the end of their enlistment,  no matter if they're being paid or not!!  The owe-bamacRATs--with the complete approval of owe-bama, his-own-self--are withholding military pay and allowances in favor of funding Planned Parenthood!!  So--as a point of fact--owe-bama, as commander-in-chief, has 2,843,622 "slaves," making him the largest slaveholder in history!!  As another method of wealth re-distribution; is a Washington Slave Auction in the offing?!?
Til Nex'Time....