"Clown Prince" Budget Blather; April 8th

A Patriotic Response To the "Clown Prince;" 04/08/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption

     Behind me, through the window, you can see the Washington Monument, visited each year by hundreds of thousands from around the world. The people who travel here come to learn about our history and to be inspired by the example of our democracy -- a place where citizens of different backgrounds and beliefs can still come together as one nation.  Tomorrow, I’m pleased to announce that the Washington Monument, as well as the entire federal government, will be open for business. And that's because today Americans of different beliefs came together again.  In the final hours before our government would have been forced to shut down, leaders in both parties reached an agreement that will allow our small businesses to get the loans they need, our families to get the mortgages they applied for, and hundreds of thousands of Americans to show up at work and take home their paychecks on time, including our brave men and women in uniform.
[What I'm not telling you:  'You should mark your calendars!'  This is the only blathering I've made in recent history that mentions children or families or both in every paragraph!  Soros generally has his speechwriters include one of the aformentioned classes of Americans; this time he went 'all-out' to appear compassionate while looking for sympathy.  I gotta tell ya: my Blackberry buzzed like a hornet's nest... most from my 'advisors' from Soros' offices!!  He even called me from his 'Bretton Woods-II' conclave at the Mount Washington resort in New Hampshire!!  He's finding it difficult to tell the gathered fascists and communists about his plans for a one-world government.  He had anchored his plans with the United States at the fore-this budget compromise is playing havoc with George's plans! 
    Tomorrow the general public--the American taxpayer--may regret that the 'entire federal government is open for business!'  If you think Soros and I are backing off our intentions to reduce the United States to 'third-world rathole' status; think again!  This budget compromise is but a 'pothole-in-the-road' to serfdom; our plans may be more difficult--but not impossible--to enact.
    Actually--truth (rarely) be told--this compromise was a welcome relief for me, personally.  The negotiations put me in an untenable position: Do I support the killing of millions of unborn babies, or do I support the killing of thousands of al Qaeda and Hamas terrorists?   Here in lies the kerfuffle:  the owe-bamacRATs refused--til the bitter end--to compromise on the funding of 'Planned Parenthood' whose primary purpose is that of an abortion mill;  the republicRATs proposed an associated bill which would fund the pay of millions of active and reserve military members.  Had the budget compromise not been reached, at midnight I--your 'Clown Prince'--would have become the "largest-slaveholder-in-history!"  See--although they're volunteers--the American Soldier, Airman, Sailor, Marine or Coastguardsman, cannot 'just walk off the job' if they're not paid.  Non-payment would have put them into indentured servatude; s-l-a-v-e-s!! No matter the pay issue, all military members are subject to the provisions of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) until the end of their individual contracts.  No compromise would have made me the slaveholder of approximately 2.8 million military 'slaves!']
    This agreement between Democrats and Republicans, on behalf of all Americans, is on a budget that invests in our future while making the largest annual spending cut in our history. Like any worthwhile compromise, both sides had to make tough decisions and give ground on issues that were important to them. And I certainly did that.  Some of the cuts we agreed to will be painful.  Programs people rely on will be cut back. Needed infrastructure projects will be delayed. And I would not have made these cuts in better circumstances.   But beginning to live within our means is the only way to protect those investments that will help America compete for new jobs -- investments in our kids’ education and student loans; in clean energy and life-saving medical research.  We protected the investments we need to win the future.   At the same time, we also made sure that at the end of the day, this was a debate about spending cuts, not social issues like women’s health and the protection of our air and water. These are important issues that deserve discussion, just not during a debate about our budget.
[What I'm not telling you:  There's that word--'invest'--again!  Anytime it's used should be a signal to the Amercian Taxpayer that they're about to 'get reemed!'  With this compromise, I'm now in the record books:  The largest budget in American history; equaling all budgets from President Washington to President Eisenhower, inclusive!  That "....I would not have made these cuts in better circumstances...."  blather?  That's misleading, at best.  I really have no say in the  process; all spending bill must originate in the House of Representatives.  All I can do is sign or veto the legislation.  One might get a different idea given the way I carjoled the Congress into approving all the wasteful spending included in the PORKulus bill, other pork-barrel spending as well as owe-bamaKare.  Actually, it was fairly easy: I played the American Taxpayer against his or her representative and senators.  My illustrations of the dire circumstances America would be faced with, if the spending bills were not passed 'ruled the day!'   That "....live within our means....?"  Just another regime euphemism for circumvention of the Constitution; much like the EPA regulations America is forced to submit to; to live under.]
    I want to think [sp-thank] Speaker Boehner and Senator Reid for their leadership and their dedication during this process. A few months ago, I was able to sign a tax cut for American families because both parties worked through their differences and found common ground. Now the same cooperation will make possible the biggest annual spending cut in history, and it’s my sincere hope that we can continue to come together as we face the many difficult challenges that lie ahead, from creating jobs and growing our economy to educating our children and reducing our deficit. That's what the American people expect us to do. That's why they sent us here.   A few days ago, I received a letter from a mother in Longmont, Colorado. Over the year, her son’s eighth grade class saved up money and worked on projects so that next week they could take a class trip to Washington, D.C. They even have an appointment to lay a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.   The mother wrote that for the last few days the kids in her son’s class had been worried and upset that they might have to cancel their trip because of a shutdown. She asked those of us in Washington to get past our petty grievances and make things right. And she said, “Remember, the future of this country is not for us. It’s for our children.”  Today we acted on behalf of our children’s future. And next week, when 50 eighth graders from Colorado arrive in our nation’s capital, I hope they get a chance to look up at the Washington Monument and feel the sense of pride and possibility that defines America -- a land of many that has always found a way to move forward as one.
[What I'm not telling you:  Holy-Moley!!  That Soros and his speechwriters!!  He's wearing that false 'tax cut' phrase out;  they were not tax cuts-they were extension of the Bush-era tax rates!!   I gotta tell ya:  I've heard the speculation on the honesty and truth of these letters from distraught Americans that I refer to in my blathers:  I'm not saying a thing!  You'll have to discuss it with both George Soros and his speechwriters!!  Our children's future--and our grand-children's--is dismal at best!!  imagine this:  Congressman Ryan's budget proposal for FY-2012 will force conservation of spending on both the government and the American people.  The alternative is the 'willy-nilly' spending of the last two years which would have to be dealt with by my grand- and great-grandchildren.  I don't mind-I'll be gone by the time the really stark reality sets in!  I have the royalties I earn through the book Billy Ayers wrote in my name.   Although the Congress did 'act on behalf of our children's future' is a true statement; more accurately would be like comparing a thimble to a 55-gallon drum; a mere drop, as it were!]