"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; August 6th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 08/06/2011
August 6, 2011
barackingham Palace,
Washington,
District of Corruption
    This week, Congress reached an agreement that’s going to allow us to make some progress in reducing our nation’s budget deficit. And through this compromise, both parties are going to have to work together on a larger plan to get our nation’s finances in order. That’s important. We’ve got to make sure that Washington lives within its means, just like families do. In the long term, the health of our economy depends on it.  But in the short term, our urgent mission has to be getting this economy growing faster and creating jobs. That’s what’s on people’s minds; that’s what matters to families in this country. And the fact is, this has been a tumultuous year for the economy. We’ve weathered the Arab Spring’s effect on oil and gas prices. The Japanese earthquake and tsunami’s effect on supply chains. The economic situation in Europe. And in Washington, there was a contentious debate over our nation’s budget that nearly dragged our country into financial crisis.  So our job right now has to be doing whatever we can to help folks find work; to help create the climate where a business can put up that job listing; where incomes are rising again for people. We’ve got to rebuild this economy and the sense of security that middle class has felt slipping away for years. And while deficit reduction has to be part of our economic strategy, it’s not the only thing we have to do.  We need Democrats and Republicans to work together to help grow this economy. We’ve got to put politics aside to get some things done. That’s what the American people expect of us. And there are a number of steps that Congress can take right away, when they return in September.  We need to extend tax cuts for working and middle class families so you have more money in your paychecks next year. That would help millions of people to make ends meet. And that extra money for expenses means businesses will have more customers, and will be in a better position to hire.  Yesterday, I proposed a new tax credit for companies that hire veterans who are looking for work after serving their country. We’ve got a lot of honorable and skilled people returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, and companies that could benefit from their abilities. Let’s put them together.  We need to make sure that millions of workers who are still pounding the pavement looking for jobs are not denied unemployment benefits to carry them through hard times.   We’ve got to cut the red tape that stops too many inventors and entrepreneurs from quickly turning new ideas into thriving businesses – which holds back our whole economy.
[What I'm not telling you:  Earlier this week we  reached a debt-limit compromise with Speaker Boehner, the Tea Party 'terrorists' (as 'plug' biden puts it) and those unruly owe-bamacRATs which I hesitantly signed into law.  The vast number of Americans against any debt deal at all, precluded me from a blusterful, boastful, finishing flourish in front of the cameras and the 'KoolAid drinking' media.  I was forced to hide the signing "ceremony" in the 'Oval.'  The bad news here--from my perspective--is, this new borrowing limit is not quite enough to actually destroy the American economy.  Bankruptcy isn't enough to force the United States to consider a one-world government as a rescue mechanism for it's indebtedness.  We--and by 'we' I mean George Soros--need a total collapse in the economy; in the government as we know it, to force the American populus to consider this--to them, ugly--solution.   To that end I've managed to borrow over sixty-percent (60%) of the debt-limit increase IN ONE DAY ($239Billion out of a possible $400Billion)!!
    "Come-ON, people!!?!  Are you--the American public--really that stupid?!?  I know the 'one-worlders,' the marxists and the radical owe-bamacRATics in the Soros/Jarrett/owe-bama Regime will believe anything Soros tells me to say; but you-the American public?!?  "We've got to make sure that Washington lives within its means, just like families do....."  Just how--in anybody's "right mind"--does borrowing 100% of GDP equate to 'Washington living within it's means?!?'  Come on, REALLY!!  This level of borrowing puts us right up there (actually, right DOWN there) with the national economies of Greece and Italy.  GAWD, If the public swallows that blather, they'll 'swallow' ANYTHING!!
    Just as Soros has me blather, everyone and everything besides me--your immaculated "Clown Prince"--are at fault for the American economy: the 'Arab Spring,' the oil and gas prices, the Japanese earthquake and resulting tsunami, the European economy, et al.  Now that I have an increased debt-ceiling for destructive purposes, I can reveal that we've really gone out of our way to increase the 'Washington red tape' as a method to stall any real jobs creation.  Between the EPA, the FDA, the NLRB, and others, we've increased the presence of the government 'boot on the throat of small business!'  In the month of July, just the month of July, we've added 608 new rules or regulations--both by legislation and executive order--to the federal pipeline!!  That action when added to the new ones we're planning for August and September, should sound the "death knell" for American business, large and small!!]
    It’s time Congress finally passed a set of trade deals that would help displaced workers looking for new jobs, and that would allow our businesses to sell more products in countries in Asia and South America – products stamped with three words: Made in America.  And we ought to give more opportunities to all those construction workers who lost their jobs when the housing boom went bust. We could put them to work right now, by giving loans to companies that want to repair our roads and bridges and airports, helping to rebuild America.  Those are a few commonsense steps that would help the economy. And these are ideas that have been supported by both Democrats and Republicans in the past. So I’m going to keep calling on both parties in Congress to put aside their differences and send these bills to my desk so I can sign them right away. After all, both parties share power. Both parties share responsibility for our progress. Moving our economy and our country forward is not a Democratic or a Republican responsibility; it is our responsibility as Americans.   That’s the spirit we need in Washington right now. That’s how we’ll get this economy growing faster and reach a brighter day.
[What I'm not telling you:  The combined actions of the democRATics and the owe-bamacRATics of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries have sounded the "death knell" for the 'Made in America' label!!  It started with H. Ross Perot in the 1992 presidential campaign, when Mr Perot warned the American public of the 'giant sucking sound' they'd hear when the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) was signed.  He was right!!  The vast number of American manufacturing jobs that went to Mexico and other off-shore points were incalculable!!  When he signed the agreement, "Slick-Willie" Clinton was almost as successful as I have been in destroying the Amerrican economy; although NAFTA has taken far longer with a lesser affect than my (Soros') actions!!
    As Ross Perot's third-party campaign assured the election of "Slick-Willie" Clinton (and his partner-in-crime, alGore), I'm expecting the demogogery of that evil "Tea Party" movement ot spawn another third-party candidate to insure my re-election!!  An alternate expectation is that the same evil "Tea Party" movement will actively campaign against any third-party candidacy!  
    I know what you're thinking..... "I thought the 'American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009' (aka: the PORKulus bill) was supposed to have accomplished all this stuff the "Clown Prince" is blathering about today!!" Well, not exactly!  That money was used primarily to reward my campaign supporters, campaign donors and the major labor and teachers' unions for their support, promotion and election!!  Now we have to finally get serious about America's infrastructure.  Again, the labor unions are clammoring for another pay-off with this new, increased spending limit!  I have to convince the public that the money's being spent on said infrastructure; while in reality the labor unions will be compensated on the front end for their support in my upcoming re-election attempt.  So, onward into the next round of financial mis-management!!]