This'n'That; December Nineteenth #2; Clowns To The Rescue

Here We Go.... "plug" To The Rescue!
     "Clown Prince" obama has tasked "plug" biden from the "Plug'n'Barry" show to 'handle' this gun ban; this gun control thingie.  The "Clown Prince" has asked for recommendations from a couple of his cabinet members and presumably Valarie Jarrett-- communist-in-chief--representing The Bilderberg Group. 
    Rumor has it that the "Clown Prince" will have "plug" biden head up a 'taskforce' to come up with solutions to the problem of miscreants and the mentally ill having access to guns.  If "Clown Prince" obama holds true-to-form he'll review the results of said taskforce, completely ignore them and let the alleged problem go over a cliff--possibly a new weapons-cliff--his solution for everything he can't solely control!!
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; August Sixteenth #1; 'The Amateur'

Passages From 'The Amateur:'
    I found a couple of 'interesting' passages in "The Amateur's" Chapter 6, "Drinking The obama Kool-Aid," but let me set the stage for those passages.  On June 30, 2009, "Clown Prince" obama invited nine leftist historians
[Doris Kearns Goodwin, Michael Beschloss, Robert Caro, Robert Dallek, David Brinkley, H.W. Brands, David Kennedy, Kenneth Mack and Gary Wills]
to dinner and drinks in the barackingham Palace family quarters.  This conclave was to be private, confidential and off-the-record!  Both Rahm Emanuel and Valarie Jarrett--The Bilderberg Group's representatives in the Regime--were in attendance, presumably to keep obama on the Bilderberger message.

    The prime reason for this meeting was
(p57)  for the "Clown Prince" to 'determine how he could become a 'transformational' president and change the historic trajectory of America's domestic and foreign policy;'
(p57) [among other things] the "Clown Prince" would 'pass legislation in Washington to revolutionize the country's healthcare system and energy policy.  And he'd inject the regulatory hand of the federal government into the American economy in an effort to create "a more just and equitable society."'
    (p58) 'It was, by any measure, a breathtaking display of narcissistic gradiosity from a man whose entire political curriculum vitae consisted of seven undistinguished years in the Illinois Senate, two mostly absent years in the United States Senate and five months and ten days in [barackingham Palace].  Unintentionally, obama revealed the characteristics that made him totally unsiuited for the presidency and that would doom him to failure: his extreme haughtiness and excessive pride; his ideological bent as a far-left corporatist; his astounding amateurism.'
    (p58) 'Those characteristics had already set the pattern of his presidency.  He conducted his own foreign policy more than any previous president, including Richard Nixon.  He made all the decisions, because he believed that only he understoood the issues.  He spent his evenings writing decision papers on foreign affairs when, instead, he should have delegated that chore to experts and devoted his time to befriending members of Congress in order to get his bills passed.  He still loved making speeches to large, adoring crowds, but he compalined to foreign leader on the QT that he had to waste precious hours talking with "congressmen from Palookaville."'

    Now--I ask you--is this the president you voted for?!?
'Splain to me again why YOU elected this Verdammte Arschloch!?!
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; October Thirty-First #1; Desperation

owe-bamacRATics Desperation 2.0
    More and more, the owe-bamacRATics are operating from a position of fear; fear that their chosen messiah, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" will not live up to his self-proclaimed desire 'to be a good one-term president rather than a mediocre two-term president.'  The scorecard--as it currently stands--would demand that "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" be graded as a terrible, horrible president; Jimmuh Cahtah (Jimmy Carter) 2.0!!
    Now the 'worst lady' michelle "Eat'cher Veggies" owe-bama has evolved from "the Hawg" on Paula Deen's cooking show to "the (attack) Dawg" for the owe-bamacRATic party in general; for the ZERO-bama re-election effort in particular.  Last week, George Soros, Valarie Jarrett, et al; dispatched 'Mad michelle'--in her personal $350 million Boeing 747--to Davis Island, Florida to hob-knob with those hated, vile, evil 1%ers!!  Remember folks these guys'n'gals are the millionaires and billionaires "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" loves to; LIVES to vilify!!
Til Nex'Time.... 

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; September 10th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 09/10/2011
barackingham Palace,District of Corruption,September 10, 2011
    This weekend, we’re coming together, as one nation, to mark the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks. We’re remembering the lives we lost—nearly 3,000 innocent men, women and children. We’re reaffirming our commitment to always keep faith with their families.  We’re honoring the heroism of first responders who risked their lives—and gave their lives—to save others. And we’re giving thanks to all who serve on our behalf, especially our troops and military families—our extraordinary 9/11 Generation.   At the same time, even as we reflect on a difficult decade, we must look forward, to the future we will build together. That includes staying strong and confident in the face of any threat. And thanks to the tireless efforts of our military personnel and our intelligence, law enforcement and homeland security professionals—there should be no doubt. Today, America is stronger and al Qaeda is on the path to defeat.  We’ve taken the fight to al Qaeda like never before. Over the past two and a half years, more senior al Qaeda leaders have been eliminated than at any time since 9/11. And thanks to the remarkable courage and precision of our forces, we finally delivered justice to Osama bin Laden.  We’ve strengthened the partnerships and tools we need to prevail in this war against al Qaeda—working closer with allies and partners; reforming intelligence to better detect and disrupt plots; investing in our Special Forces so terrorists have no safe haven.  We’re constantly working to improve the security of our homeland as well—at our airports, ports and borders; enhancing aviation security and screening; increasing support for our first responders; and working closer than ever with states, cities and communities.
[What I'm not telling you:  I--as does every American; as do most world-wide inhabitants--realize that the result of the 9/11 attacks carry far more meaning than 'the individual;' it's all about a nation coming together for a common defense; coming together in shared grief; coming together in rememberance of the Americans murdered by the muslim radicals I so cherish, defend and bow to!! Given my closet adherence to the muslim tenets as well as my basic narcissistic principles, I have great difficulty in separating the need for this nation-wide somber salute to the fallen heroes created out of that evil act, from my place in the realm of national governance:  I'm the de facto leader of the free world; all eyes should be on me!!
    Not only was I 'less-than-instrumental' in obama Osama bin Laden's "assuming room-temperature,"  I had to be forced back to barackingham Palace for the 'war-room' photo op (note: I'm wearing someone's jacket over my golf shirt)!  My golf game needs all the help it can get!!  The attack on bin Laden was a necessary evil, given my close adherence to the aforementioned radical muslim principles.  'Seal Team Six' deserves the bulk of the credit as well as those intelligence operators we so vilify at every opportunity. 
    The ZERO-bama Regime is keeping the military actions going forward in both Iraq and Afganistan.  Had we been more forceful in border security and international-travel security, it is unlikely these two military actions would have had to continue beyond the capture and assassination of bin Laden.  The ZERO-bama Regime is committed to one-world governance; to a one-world economy.  To that end we must be lax in our border security; in our immigrant control measures.  Were George Soros and Valarie Jarrett to allow the regime to follow the legal precipts and tighten all manner of entry into the United States, the military men and women could be brought home; the regime would just let al Qaeda destroy both countries-but prevent their operatives' entry into the United States!  You'll notice as well, the teleprompter writers are using the socio-fascist playbook, to wit:  '....working to improve the security of our homeland as well--at our airports, ports and borders...'  OK, folks--with a show of hands--how many of you believe that line of bullshit?!?  The ZERO-bama Regime has 'left no stone unturned' in keeping the southern U.S. border as porous as possible!  We have sued upwards of five states to stop their legislation aimed at reducing said porosity.  The regime has used the various border kerfuffles as a reason to justify the curtailing of the Constitution's Second-Amendment:  Can anyone say-"Fast and Furious?"  When we couldn't mathematically justify circumventing said amendment, we went about creating statistics via "Fast and Furious" to give the illusion that the vast majority of weapons used, originated in the United States.  That blew-up in our faces!!]
    A decade after 9/11, it’s clear for all the world to see—the terrorists who attacked us that September morning are no match for the character of our people, the resilience of our nation, or the endurance of our values.  They wanted to terrorize us, but, as Americans, we refuse to live in fear. Yes we face a determined foe, and make no mistake—they will keep trying to hit us again. But as we are showing again this weekend, we remain vigilant. We’re doing everything in our power to protect our people. And no matter what comes our way, as a resilient nation, we will carry on.  They wanted to draw us in to endless wars, sapping our strength and confidence as a nation. But even as we put relentless pressure on al Qaeda, we’re ending the war in Iraq and beginning to bring our troops home from Afghanistan. Because after a hard decade of war, it is time for nation building here at home.  They wanted to deprive us of the unity that defines us as a people. But we will not succumb to division or suspicion. We are Americans, and we are stronger and safer when we stay true to the values, freedoms and diversity that make us unique among nations.  And they wanted to undermine our place in the world. But a decade later, we’ve shown that America doesn’t hunker down and hide behind walls of mistrust. We’ve forged new partnerships with nations around the world to meet the global challenges that no nation can face alone. And across the Middle East and North Africa a new generation of citizens is showing that the future belongs to those that want to build, not destroy.  Ten years ago, ordinary Americans showed us the true meaning of courage when they rushed up those stairwells, into those flames, into that cockpit. In the decade since, a new generation has stepped forward to serve and keep us safe. In their memory, in their name, we will never waver. We will protect the country we love and pass it safer, stronger and more prosperous to the next generation.
[What I'm not telling you:  The vigilance I speak of?  Just so much blusterful blather!  The ZERO-bama Regime is in complete adherence to the findings of the 'Church Committee' investigations.   Many in the 1970s American political world see the 'Church Committee' investigations as treasonous!  The investigations essentially 'gutted' the intelligence community; the CIA, the FBI, the various military investigative arms.  The many restrictions placed upon that community 'hog-tied' their efforts in protecting the United States and it's citizens.  The actions of the ZERO-bama Regime continue along that road; obstructionism at every turn!
    To this day, I'm mystified as to how the CIA and the military intelligence community were able to amass the intelligence nessary for the 'Seal Team Six' actions!  I was certain that we could maintain a stance of 'hunting down bin Laden' but realistically, just stumbling along hap-hazardly, making it appear we were sincere in our efforts!!  This revelation leads me to believe that neither my 'leading-from-behind', nor my 'leading-from-the-golf-course' policies are effective. 
    As is the norm in this second-decade of the twenty-first century, these 'alliances' we're forming have virtually no bearing on reality. Realistically, the countries we've chosen to ally with, take a 'business-as-usual' stance with regard to domestic and international security; with regard to domestic and international terrorism!  In the United States, we've taken the unofficial position of appeasing 'everything muslim.' To that end, siding with the American muslim clerics in their advancement of the muslim religion.]

This'n'That; September Eighth #1; Jobs!?!

Just Another Blusterful Blather Opportunity

    A love of all things, microphone; a love of all things, teleprompter; a love of all things, control; a love of all things, socio-fascist are the primary drivers of the current American ruler.  "Clown Prince" ZERO-bama The Narcissistic, has but to be shown a teleprompter to get the 'blathering juices' flowing!

    To that end, the "Clown Prince" will present an incomplete concept of federal jobs creation.  We're expected to be satisfied with a presentation of this fragmented, piecemeal plan while his handlers (read: George Soros and Valarie Jarrett) work to formulate the future details based on internal barackingham Palace polling results.  Is "Clown Prince" ZERO-bama The Narcissistic, just continuing a line-of-thought to placate the masses, or will this--and if so, it will be A FIRST--be a unique presentation based on what will actually work:  the federal government getting out of the way of small businesses; cut taxes to free investment capital; reduce regulatory overbearance to allow said small businesses to flourish?!?  My bet is that the Saul Alinsky aligned; the Frank Marshall Davis mentored; the domestic bomber-Bill Ayers partnered socio-fascist will prevail!  Prepare yourselves to hear that unworkable, unenforceable phrase: "over-ten-years!"  This does little more than push responsibility for any tax changes, spending changes to a future Congress--and by definition--is unenforceable!

Be prepared to be placated; be prepared to be pandered-to!!

Til Nex'Time....
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This'n'That; August Nineteenth #1; Oh, Goodie-Goodie!!

Another To Blame!!
    Almost as if on cue, a 6.8 earthquake struck the northeast coast of Japan early this morning; Friday, August 19th.  Now, "Clown Prince" owe-bama has something to take the blame for his less-than-dismal performance ratings (39%-favorable, and dropping!).  Even the negros are abandoning their messiah in droves!
    After concluding a gruelling four-state "Magical Misery" Tour, the "Clown Prince" was forced to go on a ten-day vacation to Martha's Vineyard, Ma., for recuperation!  After getting a two-point bounce--all the way up to 41% approval--owe-bama's approval number receeded to it's recent low.  He visited four states with the lowest unemployment rates to tout the fact that he was planning to release a jobs plan, but only after recuperating for 10 days on his $50,000-per-week farm vacation.
    I suggest that everyone; George Soros, Valarie Jarrett-even the "Clown Prince" his-own-self, are in a panic over the polling numbers; over the regime's--again--less-than-dismal, jobs performance; over the owe-bamaGeddonesque national--nay, worldwide--depression!  Although it's hard to fathom, this may very well be a secret 'working vacation' for Soros and the rest of 'the team;'  they've got to come up with an alternative campaign strategy.  Without a positive record to campaign on, they'll be working up a plan to continue the vilification of republicRATs--those evil obstructionists--particularly members of the "Tea Party" movement.  To that end, look for some 'outlandish' numbers in a jobs plan, in a revenue plan, et al; the conservatives will never accept-thus creating a platform for negative campaigning!
    They're not even professional clowns!!  Never in American history has such a huge group of amateur clowns been amassed in the District of Corruption!!  The show known as "The owe-bama Amateur Hour" has to be prematurely removed from 'the stage.'  Can anyone spell "i-m-p-e-a-c-h-m-e-n-t?!?"
Til Nex'Time....

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; August 6th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 08/06/2011
August 6, 2011
barackingham Palace,
Washington,
District of Corruption
    This week, Congress reached an agreement that’s going to allow us to make some progress in reducing our nation’s budget deficit. And through this compromise, both parties are going to have to work together on a larger plan to get our nation’s finances in order. That’s important. We’ve got to make sure that Washington lives within its means, just like families do. In the long term, the health of our economy depends on it.  But in the short term, our urgent mission has to be getting this economy growing faster and creating jobs. That’s what’s on people’s minds; that’s what matters to families in this country. And the fact is, this has been a tumultuous year for the economy. We’ve weathered the Arab Spring’s effect on oil and gas prices. The Japanese earthquake and tsunami’s effect on supply chains. The economic situation in Europe. And in Washington, there was a contentious debate over our nation’s budget that nearly dragged our country into financial crisis.  So our job right now has to be doing whatever we can to help folks find work; to help create the climate where a business can put up that job listing; where incomes are rising again for people. We’ve got to rebuild this economy and the sense of security that middle class has felt slipping away for years. And while deficit reduction has to be part of our economic strategy, it’s not the only thing we have to do.  We need Democrats and Republicans to work together to help grow this economy. We’ve got to put politics aside to get some things done. That’s what the American people expect of us. And there are a number of steps that Congress can take right away, when they return in September.  We need to extend tax cuts for working and middle class families so you have more money in your paychecks next year. That would help millions of people to make ends meet. And that extra money for expenses means businesses will have more customers, and will be in a better position to hire.  Yesterday, I proposed a new tax credit for companies that hire veterans who are looking for work after serving their country. We’ve got a lot of honorable and skilled people returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, and companies that could benefit from their abilities. Let’s put them together.  We need to make sure that millions of workers who are still pounding the pavement looking for jobs are not denied unemployment benefits to carry them through hard times.   We’ve got to cut the red tape that stops too many inventors and entrepreneurs from quickly turning new ideas into thriving businesses – which holds back our whole economy.
[What I'm not telling you:  Earlier this week we  reached a debt-limit compromise with Speaker Boehner, the Tea Party 'terrorists' (as 'plug' biden puts it) and those unruly owe-bamacRATs which I hesitantly signed into law.  The vast number of Americans against any debt deal at all, precluded me from a blusterful, boastful, finishing flourish in front of the cameras and the 'KoolAid drinking' media.  I was forced to hide the signing "ceremony" in the 'Oval.'  The bad news here--from my perspective--is, this new borrowing limit is not quite enough to actually destroy the American economy.  Bankruptcy isn't enough to force the United States to consider a one-world government as a rescue mechanism for it's indebtedness.  We--and by 'we' I mean George Soros--need a total collapse in the economy; in the government as we know it, to force the American populus to consider this--to them, ugly--solution.   To that end I've managed to borrow over sixty-percent (60%) of the debt-limit increase IN ONE DAY ($239Billion out of a possible $400Billion)!!
    "Come-ON, people!!?!  Are you--the American public--really that stupid?!?  I know the 'one-worlders,' the marxists and the radical owe-bamacRATics in the Soros/Jarrett/owe-bama Regime will believe anything Soros tells me to say; but you-the American public?!?  "We've got to make sure that Washington lives within its means, just like families do....."  Just how--in anybody's "right mind"--does borrowing 100% of GDP equate to 'Washington living within it's means?!?'  Come on, REALLY!!  This level of borrowing puts us right up there (actually, right DOWN there) with the national economies of Greece and Italy.  GAWD, If the public swallows that blather, they'll 'swallow' ANYTHING!!
    Just as Soros has me blather, everyone and everything besides me--your immaculated "Clown Prince"--are at fault for the American economy: the 'Arab Spring,' the oil and gas prices, the Japanese earthquake and resulting tsunami, the European economy, et al.  Now that I have an increased debt-ceiling for destructive purposes, I can reveal that we've really gone out of our way to increase the 'Washington red tape' as a method to stall any real jobs creation.  Between the EPA, the FDA, the NLRB, and others, we've increased the presence of the government 'boot on the throat of small business!'  In the month of July, just the month of July, we've added 608 new rules or regulations--both by legislation and executive order--to the federal pipeline!!  That action when added to the new ones we're planning for August and September, should sound the "death knell" for American business, large and small!!]
    It’s time Congress finally passed a set of trade deals that would help displaced workers looking for new jobs, and that would allow our businesses to sell more products in countries in Asia and South America – products stamped with three words: Made in America.  And we ought to give more opportunities to all those construction workers who lost their jobs when the housing boom went bust. We could put them to work right now, by giving loans to companies that want to repair our roads and bridges and airports, helping to rebuild America.  Those are a few commonsense steps that would help the economy. And these are ideas that have been supported by both Democrats and Republicans in the past. So I’m going to keep calling on both parties in Congress to put aside their differences and send these bills to my desk so I can sign them right away. After all, both parties share power. Both parties share responsibility for our progress. Moving our economy and our country forward is not a Democratic or a Republican responsibility; it is our responsibility as Americans.   That’s the spirit we need in Washington right now. That’s how we’ll get this economy growing faster and reach a brighter day.
[What I'm not telling you:  The combined actions of the democRATics and the owe-bamacRATics of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries have sounded the "death knell" for the 'Made in America' label!!  It started with H. Ross Perot in the 1992 presidential campaign, when Mr Perot warned the American public of the 'giant sucking sound' they'd hear when the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) was signed.  He was right!!  The vast number of American manufacturing jobs that went to Mexico and other off-shore points were incalculable!!  When he signed the agreement, "Slick-Willie" Clinton was almost as successful as I have been in destroying the Amerrican economy; although NAFTA has taken far longer with a lesser affect than my (Soros') actions!!
    As Ross Perot's third-party campaign assured the election of "Slick-Willie" Clinton (and his partner-in-crime, alGore), I'm expecting the demogogery of that evil "Tea Party" movement ot spawn another third-party candidate to insure my re-election!!  An alternate expectation is that the same evil "Tea Party" movement will actively campaign against any third-party candidacy!  
    I know what you're thinking..... "I thought the 'American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009' (aka: the PORKulus bill) was supposed to have accomplished all this stuff the "Clown Prince" is blathering about today!!" Well, not exactly!  That money was used primarily to reward my campaign supporters, campaign donors and the major labor and teachers' unions for their support, promotion and election!!  Now we have to finally get serious about America's infrastructure.  Again, the labor unions are clammoring for another pay-off with this new, increased spending limit!  I have to convince the public that the money's being spent on said infrastructure; while in reality the labor unions will be compensated on the front end for their support in my upcoming re-election attempt.  So, onward into the next round of financial mis-management!!]

This'n'That; August Fourth #3; Endorsement

"Clown Prince" owe-bama's First 2012 Endorsement
    Sam Webb is the chief potentate of the Communist Party, USA.  On June 30th, he announced the Communist Party, USA's endorsement for "Clown Prince" owe-bama's re-election.  He had called owe-bama "a friend (presumably, of the party)" during the "Clown Prince's" 'Campaign of Fluff' in 2008.
    This kinda makes me think that a one-world government can not be far behind if--and after--there's a successful "Tour d'Lies" campaign.  Where does this put House Speaker John Boehner, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Leader 'pinky' reid, House Minority Leader Nancy PORKlosi, et al?!?  If this group doesn't outwardly agree with "Clown Prince" owe-bama, George Soros, Valarie Jarrett, et al, they will--figuratively--crawl on their bellies in submission to the SJo Regime!!
Til Nex'Time....