This'n'That; September Thirteenth #2; DOA

The 'Vastly Important' Jobs Bill

    Remember "Clown Prince" ZERO-bama The Narcissist's" forever important 'jobs' bill; the same jobs bill that was so important that he's introduced for the third time during his regime; the same jobs bill that was so important that he decided that it's writing and introduction could wait until after his monthly vacation, this time to Martha's Vine Yard?!?  Remember THAT jobs bill?!?

    House owe-bamacRATics have found that very same jobs bill so vastly important that, as a party, they can not find one soul to introduce it on the House floor as of mid-afternoon, 9/13!!  Without official introduction, the Congressional Budget Office can't 'score' it (Read: Determine how badly the taxpayer will be screwed, usually over ten years!).

    The owe-bamacRATic advisors in barackingham Palace believe this will work positively with the voters i.e., those evil, obstructionist republicRATics.  I don't think so!!  Most conservatives and constitutionalists had this amateur figured out, even before he was selected-to-be-elected!!  Although it's taken an additional two-and-one-half years, the rest of America is finally seeing through this fraudulent amateur!!

Til Nex'Time....
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This'n'That; September Eighth #2; Jobs Redux!

MY Advice To "Clown Prince ZERO-bama The Narcissistic:"

    "Clownie," let's have a look at how this regime, your reign got so far into this hole:  In a single phrase, socio-fascism!!  Since your immaculation in early 2009, you've tried PORKulus; you've tried buying two-thirds of the American auto industry; you've tried bailing out the financial sector; you've tried promoting the 'green' jobs sector; you've tried to placate the geriatric set with several one-time payments; you've tried paying customers to buy electric cars from YOUR auto companies, et al.  You've spent multiple trillions-of-dollars and what'cha got to show for it?!?  Nothing more than "A DEEPER HOLE!!"

    "Clownie," can't you see that listening to these socio-fascists is tantamount to seeking failure?!?  Absolutely nothing you've tried had a prayer of succeeding, simply by definition!!  Tonight, you're to blather-forth about your partial-plan to stimulate federal 'jobs growth.'   These incremental 'suggestions' will not garner you any friends in any econo-political sector you can name: the welfareRATs, the owe-bamacRATics, the republicRATics, the big-businessmen, the small-businessmen, those evil rich, the middleclass, the poor (as distinguished from the welfareRATs), the illegal aliens, etc, et al.

    "Clownie," everybody on the planet knows the real reason for this 'urgent' necessity to blather at a joint session of Congress, you ain't foolin' nobody!!  This 'urgency' is so important that it's taken you (since your immaculation) 32 months, or 137 weeks, or 962 days, or 23,088 hours, or 1,385,280 minutes, or 83,116,800 seconds to come up with what you consider a relevant plan to create jobs.  You--SIR--are an idiot if you think the federal government can create the first private-sector job!!  This too ain't possible-BY DEFINITION!!  The reason being:  the federal government--government at any level--has no money that was not first confiscated from another.  For example, to create a $30,000 job, the government must first confiscate more than $30,000 from another/others, lest we forget the administrative expenses of creation; the 'greasing of the union palm' as it were.

    Sorry "Clownie," I kinda got side-tracked away from your 'real reason;' your on-going "sound-bite" campaign.  I suspect your upcoming bluster will generate the usual communists giving you a 'standing-owe,' while those with "Tea Party" principles will rightfully 'sit-on-their-hands!  Of course, the viewers will be subjected to the cheers, without the jeers!  If you get any applause at all from the "Tea Party" principled, you can 'sound-bite' it as bi-partisan support for your rediculous proposals; if not, you'll be able to 'sound-bite' those evil "Tea Party" principled members as obstructing your plan to 'fix the economy.'

  Finally "Clownie," I--as well as the majority of voting America--see you as a "one hit wonder" and will work hard to insure that outcome!!
 
Til Nex'Time....  

This'n'That; September Eighth #1; Jobs!?!

Just Another Blusterful Blather Opportunity

    A love of all things, microphone; a love of all things, teleprompter; a love of all things, control; a love of all things, socio-fascist are the primary drivers of the current American ruler.  "Clown Prince" ZERO-bama The Narcissistic, has but to be shown a teleprompter to get the 'blathering juices' flowing!

    To that end, the "Clown Prince" will present an incomplete concept of federal jobs creation.  We're expected to be satisfied with a presentation of this fragmented, piecemeal plan while his handlers (read: George Soros and Valarie Jarrett) work to formulate the future details based on internal barackingham Palace polling results.  Is "Clown Prince" ZERO-bama The Narcissistic, just continuing a line-of-thought to placate the masses, or will this--and if so, it will be A FIRST--be a unique presentation based on what will actually work:  the federal government getting out of the way of small businesses; cut taxes to free investment capital; reduce regulatory overbearance to allow said small businesses to flourish?!?  My bet is that the Saul Alinsky aligned; the Frank Marshall Davis mentored; the domestic bomber-Bill Ayers partnered socio-fascist will prevail!  Prepare yourselves to hear that unworkable, unenforceable phrase: "over-ten-years!"  This does little more than push responsibility for any tax changes, spending changes to a future Congress--and by definition--is unenforceable!

Be prepared to be placated; be prepared to be pandered-to!!

Til Nex'Time....
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This'n'That; September Second #1; Jobs

Blusterful 'Jobs' Blather

    If history is any indicator, expect the same ol' rehash of previous owe-bama 'jobs' proposals.  With the total economic destruction of America as we know it, it's gotta be difficult for "Clown Prince" owe-bama to even fake any enthusiasm for jobs creation.  I'm sure 'Mr Mediocrity' will continue to push job creation in 'green' industries, even in the wake of three solar panel manufacturers filing for bankruptcy protection in the past month!!  Even BILLIONS in 'owe-bama money' couldn't prop the companies up enough to be viable!!

    In 2009, this same "Clown Prince;" this same "Mr Mediocrity" proposed:

• Eliminate capital gains taxes on small business' new investments.
• Extend 2010 tax breaks for certain small business investments up to $250,000.
• Tax breaks for small business new hires.
• Eliminate SBA loan fees.
• Continuing tax breaks for all companies making capital expenditures.
• Spend $50Billion on infrastructure projects (anyone remember the 'shovel-ready' projects that weren't 'shovel-ready?')
• Rebates for homeowners who refit for energy savings.
• Expand PORKulus programs that provide borrowing power to companies that manufacture machines--such as windmills (read:green energy)--that cut down on greenhouse gasses.
• Extend unemployment insurance; more help for the unemployed to pay COBRA health insurance premiums.
• Provide seniors and veterans with a one-time $250 payment in lieu of a cost-of-living increase. Cheap bastard!!
• Provide funds to states so teachers, police and firemen aren't laid-off (read: union payoffs/vote buying!).

    One year ago--almost to the day: August 29, 2010--This same "Clown Prince;" this same "Mr Mediocrity" made the same proposal he did just before the August, 2011 monthly vacation:  He would 'propose a plan for jobs and economic growth' when he finally tore himself away from living-like-the-rich!!  Will this year be any different?!?  I doubt it!!  Nothing he or the rest of the socio-fascists propose will have any positive on either the general economy or jobs creation.  Almost by definition, government can not--and does not--create private sector jobs.  The only ones they can create are those high-paying government jobs with great benefits and taxpayer-funded retirement programs.

   If "Mr Mediocrity" would 'take-a-day-off' from the destruction of America as we know her, he might consider running up to Georgetown University and sitting in on a 'Econ-101' lecture; no grades to hide from the public like his others, just an understanding of the economy and how wealth is created.  The blusterful jobs blather--originally planned to run counter to the next GOP debate--will just be more of the "same ol,' same ol'" the owe-bamacRATics have nothing new to offer!!

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Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; August Nineteenth #1; Oh, Goodie-Goodie!!

Another To Blame!!
    Almost as if on cue, a 6.8 earthquake struck the northeast coast of Japan early this morning; Friday, August 19th.  Now, "Clown Prince" owe-bama has something to take the blame for his less-than-dismal performance ratings (39%-favorable, and dropping!).  Even the negros are abandoning their messiah in droves!
    After concluding a gruelling four-state "Magical Misery" Tour, the "Clown Prince" was forced to go on a ten-day vacation to Martha's Vineyard, Ma., for recuperation!  After getting a two-point bounce--all the way up to 41% approval--owe-bama's approval number receeded to it's recent low.  He visited four states with the lowest unemployment rates to tout the fact that he was planning to release a jobs plan, but only after recuperating for 10 days on his $50,000-per-week farm vacation.
    I suggest that everyone; George Soros, Valarie Jarrett-even the "Clown Prince" his-own-self, are in a panic over the polling numbers; over the regime's--again--less-than-dismal, jobs performance; over the owe-bamaGeddonesque national--nay, worldwide--depression!  Although it's hard to fathom, this may very well be a secret 'working vacation' for Soros and the rest of 'the team;'  they've got to come up with an alternative campaign strategy.  Without a positive record to campaign on, they'll be working up a plan to continue the vilification of republicRATs--those evil obstructionists--particularly members of the "Tea Party" movement.  To that end, look for some 'outlandish' numbers in a jobs plan, in a revenue plan, et al; the conservatives will never accept-thus creating a platform for negative campaigning!
    They're not even professional clowns!!  Never in American history has such a huge group of amateur clowns been amassed in the District of Corruption!!  The show known as "The owe-bama Amateur Hour" has to be prematurely removed from 'the stage.'  Can anyone spell "i-m-p-e-a-c-h-m-e-n-t?!?"
Til Nex'Time....