Tuesday, October 25, 2011

This'n'That; October Twenty-Fifth #2; ....again?!?

Another Example:
    C. Ellis Schumer is but the latest to test Albert Einstein's definition of insanity!  Mr Einstein's definition is:  Doing the same thing time and again, expecting a different result.  As many can atest, I can get really, really riled when posting on this site.  For this posting, I've decided to accord Mr Schumer a full measure of my respect!
    When I first heard of him--not that many years ago--Mr Schumer used the moniker: Charles Schumer.  In a blatant attempt to pander to the younger crowd, he became 'Chuck' Schumer.  When Mr Schumer took his seat on the dais of 'The Ruling Class,' I've assigned two more fitting references:  'C. Ellis Schumer', in deference to his--self-perceived--rightful place among 'The Ruling Class;' the most elite, of the most elite; the other is in deference to his religion.  Mr Schumer is Jewish, not that that matters to me so much as how he treats the serf class--but I digress--to me, Mr Schumer is known as "The Putz of Park Avenue!" 
Putz:  A fool, a jerk, a penis (maybe by extension, 'a dick' in deference to owe-bama).
Park Avenue:  The residential address most desired by "The Ruling Class."

    C. Ellis Schumer--"The Putz of Park Avenue"--is blossoming; blossoming into the complete idiot I've long suspected him to be! 
What'ta f**k is wrong with this guy?!? 
Has he never seen a history book--let alone, read one?!?
Hey, C. Ellis, ever heard of Smoot-Hawley?!?
I've read the history books--back when a public-school education was something to be proud of--and I'll gladly impart some of that knowledge:
Much like we have today, a miscreant was elected president in 1928. 
Much like we have today, Herbert Hoover promised remedy the country's ills.
Much like we have today, Mr Hoover's actions were a complete disaster.  Prime among those disasters was the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930.
Much like we have today, Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930 was instrumental in the economic devastation known as The Great Depression; today's economic devastation is known as owe-bamaGeddon.
    Your proposed protectionist currency and trade policies targeted toward China will further deepen the already disasterous affects of owe-bamaGeddon; exactly as Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930 precipitated The Great Depression.   What happened with your 2005 proposal--nay, demand--that China revalue it's currency?!?  Bear in mind the average 2005 unemployment rate was 6.1%  The Chinese yuan has increased over 30% since; the unemployment rate?!?  All-the-way down to 9.1%!! Now you're blathering on about the Yuan being undervalued by 32.5%.  As a result of your 2005 whine, how much was the deficit reduced?!?  Not one red cent!
Not one dam' dime!
  Come on now, Putz!!  There's no way you can explain your incompentency away with this one!! 
I have long hailed "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" as the most incompetent boob of both the twentieth and twenty-first centuries! 
I stand corrected!
You--C. Ellis Schumer, "The Putz of Park Avenue"--are now at the top of the "Most Incompetent Idiot In Elective Office Today" list!!
Til Nex'Time....
{And now, that 'respect' part I told you about:}



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