This'n'That; April Ninth #2; NO Tornados!?!

NO Tornados Prior To U.S.' Industrial Age?!?
    "Turbin Dick Durbin" has announced that there wouldn't have been any of the recent tornados if those evil, rich, pasty-white Americans had not devised, built, sold, bought and driven their evil SUVs and other 'gas-guzzlers!'  Is "Turbin Durbin" preparing us for future rounds of 'rewards to supporters and donors' in the usual method of generous--but failing--support of 'green energy?!?'  Is this a 'less-than-sane' attempt by "Turbin Durbin" to replace "Hairplug" joe biden as the number-two miscreant on the Fall owe-bamacRATic ticket?!?  He's making "Plug-esque" statements to illustrate his--and "Hairplug's"--failing grasp on reality!
  "Turbin Durbin"--in a failed attempt to justify the owe-bama playbook--made the following statement:
"It's your money or your life.  We are either going to dedicate ourselves to a cleaner, more livable planet and accept the initial investment necessary or we're going to pay a heavier price in therms of loss of human life, damage and costs associated with it."
It sounds like "Turbin Durbin" is suggesting that we buy a Chevy Volt and swear off 'coal-fired' energy sources. 
Is he suggesting Americans are causing the tornados localized to the United States?!? 
Is he suggesting that tornadoes only occur in the United States?!?
Is he suggesting there've been no American tornados prior to 1900, the height of our 'Industrial Age?!?'
Is he suggesting those third-world rathole countries--far behind us, developmentally--are to be discounted when they create a far-larger carbon footprint than America EVER had?!?
    I think "Turbin" is either off-his-rocker OR he's the only one to agree to being sent out onto 'the national stage' to save the "Clown Prince's" bacon.... er.... (insert muslim-approved meat here)!!  George Soros--et al--could have picked a better spokesperson; one rarely sees "Turbin" Dick Durbin--even in the background--at "Princely" blather events, which lends even less creditability to these 'Turbin-isms!'
    Is "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" barely into a--self-determined--FIFTY-YEAR REIGN?!?  He's certainly legislating, campaigning as if that's the case!  Virtually every economic class of Americans--save his-own dependency class--have been ignored in favor of his socio-fascist agenda.  The 2012 campaign style hasn't changed from his 2009-2012 legislative style:
"I want, thus you will give"
    With no positive accomplishments with which to campaign, the "Clown Prince" appears to rely on his various warfare 'classes;' economic, racial, religious, dependency, unemployment, et al.  Increasingly, the "Clown Prince" employs "Ronaldus-Magnus" quotes to buttress his dismal governance as he did last July in his blusterful attempt to sway the Congress--and the American public--to his side of the debt-ceiling increase debate:

[President Reagan quoted:] "Would you rather reduce deficits and interest rates by raising revenue fromt hose who are ot now payting their fair share, or would you ranter accept larger budget deficits, higher interest rates and higher unemployment?  And I think I know your answer."

But....  the "Clown Prince" failed to mention one of his very-own blatherisms when that evil President George W. Bush requested a debt-ceiling increase:

["Clown Prince" owe-bama, quoted:] "The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure" he said.  It is a sign that the U.S. Government can't pay its own bills.  It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies.  ....leadership means 'the buck stops here.'  Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the back of our children and grandchildren.  America has a debt and failure of leadership.  America deserves better.  I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America's debt limit."

At the next called vote--rather than his usual vote: 'Present'--the "Clown Prince"--before he was annoited the "Clown Prince"--promptly voted 'Nay!'
    So much for quoting former presidents, referring to comments made about former presidents. 
The "Clown Prince" seems adept at "steppin' in the poo!"
The "Clown Prince" seems adept at sending out mouthpieces to "step in the poo!" for him: "Turbin" Dick Durbin, ring a bell?!?
Til Nex'Time....
http://www.conservativesforamerica.com/michelle-malkin/dick-durbin-buy-hybrid-cars-or-get-killed-by-tornadoes
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865552579/Will-buying-a-hybrid-save-you-money.html