"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather;October 31st

A Patriotic Response to the "Clown Prince" 10/31

[barack INSANE obama;"Mm..Mm..Mm!!"]

Each week, I’ve spoken with you about the challenges we face as a nation and the path we must take to meet them. And the truth is, over the past ten months, I’ve often had to report distressing news during what has been a difficult time for our country. But today, I am pleased to offer some better news that – while not cause for celebration – is certainly reason to believe that we are moving in the right direction. On Thursday, we received a report on our Gross Domestic Product, or GDP. This is an important measure of our economy as a whole, one that tells us how much we are producing and how much businesses and families are earning. We learned that the economy grew for the first time in more than a year and faster than at any point in the previous two years. So while we have a long way to go before we return to prosperity, and there will undoubtedly be ups and downs along the road, it’s also true that we’ve come a long way. It is easy to forget that it was only several months ago that the economy was shrinking rapidly and many economists feared another Great Depression.

• [What I'm not telling you: That "GDP" report ?? Mostly crap that is best be described as "fictitious!!" The Gross Domestic Product is made up of three categories. They are--Consumption: Private household expenditures, except housing. My policies have pretty much stifled most of the spending, by anyone. What really pisses me off, though is that the American consumer has discovered that living beyond their means is detrimental to wealth accumulation!! DAM'!! Investment; Private housing; purchases by businesses like buildings, equipment, inventory, software, etc. I've pretty much stifled the "investment" category, as well!! Government Spending: Expenditures on goods and services like, czars' higher-than-normal salaries, weapons and other military spending, other government investment. This category DOES NOT INCLUDE transfer payments like Social Security and unemployment benefits {Thank Muhammad for that!!}. See what I've done? With all those porkulus give-away programs and others like "Cash for Clunkers".... I've pissed away so much of YOUR MONEY that I've managed to skew the GDP into the plus column. Without my screwing with the economy, we'd have probably had a flat [+/- 0%] GDP. Even though it's entirely bullshit, see how a skewed GDP can work for me?]

Now, economic growth is no substitute for job growth. And we will likely see further job losses in the coming days, a fact that is both troubling for our economy and heartbreaking for the men and women who suddenly find themselves out of work. But we will not create the jobs we need unless the economy is growing; that’s why this GDP report is a good sign. And we can see clearly now that the steps my administration is taking are making a difference, blunting the worst of this recession and helping to bring about its conclusion.

• [What I'm not telling you: See how I can take a mundane statistic and turn it into "a good sign?" Ya like that "...likely to see further job losses...." thing? All by design, my serfs; all by design!!! Here's how that benefits me: The more job losses--the more fear there is about job losses, the easier it is to sell more and more control over every segment of American life under the guise of "obamaCare!!" It certainly won't bode well for me in particular and fascism in general, if the public ever figures out what "U-6" unemployment is!! ]

We’ve acted aggressively to jumpstart credit for families and businesses, including small businesses, which have seen an increase in lending of 73 percent. We’ve taken steps to stem the tide of foreclosures, modifying mortgages to help hundreds of thousands of responsible homeowners keep their homes and help millions more sustain the value in their homes. And the Recovery Act is spurring demand through a tax cut for 95 percent of working families, and through assistance for seniors and those who have lost jobs – which not only helps folks hardest hit by the downturn, but also encourages the consumer spending that will help turn the economy around. Finally, the Recovery Act is saving and creating jobs all across the country. Just this week, we reached an important milestone. Based on reports coming in from across America – as shovels break ground, as needed public servants are rehired, and as factories whir to life – it is clear that the Recovery Act has now created and saved more than one million jobs. That’s more than a million people who might otherwise be out of work today – folks who can wake up each day knowing that they’ll be able to provide for themselves and their families.

• [What I'm not telling you: Yes, it's more-or-less true that we've "jumpstarted" credit for families and bsinesses... There's a tonn'a money out there, available for lending.... You just have to jump through lotsa hoops and find a way around our "roadblocks" to get to that money!! Now that I have methods in place to "modify" your mortgages--keeping you in housing you can ill afford and probably have no intention of paying for--All you "KoolAid Drinkers" owe me, BIG TIME!! Notice that I'm continuing "Dubya's" ill conceived programs; the less money I can put into Americans' hands and the more money I can put into the world economy by printing it as fast as the presses'll run; the more I can keep the serfs down and shine in the eyes of the rest of the world's socialists and fascists!! All this "Money printin'?? Man-oh-Man.... Is that ever gonna bite'cha in the ass!!! With me doubling and trippling the amount of currency in circulation... can you imagine the rate of inflation in a cuppla years?!?!?! It'll make that peanut farmer seem like a MORE CONSERVATIVE Rush Limbaugh!!! Can you spell "H-Y-P-E-R I-N-F-L-A-T-I-O-N?!?!?! How 'bout that "jobs created or saved..." bullshit?!?! First of all--and I don't mind admitting it--that "jobs saved" line... just so much more crap I've said long enough--loud enough, that you actually believe there's a way to quantify a "saved" job!! GOT'CHA!!!! Other than using my "Fluffy Bullshit Method", there's absolutely no way to tell if a job has been "saved" or not!!! I wish they hadn't, but the "KoolAid" media has been reporting what's actually happened, relative to the "jobs saved or created" myth!! You've probably seen the reports--counting jobs FOUR TIMES; using porkulus money to give raises to existing employees, then counting them as created jobs!! Yea, I guess I gotta admit that that moron biden has been touting completely false information. In that regard, we're using the "Slick-Willie Method" of information conveyance; Say it long enough--Say it loud enough, and it becomes the truth!! That "...assisting seniors...." thing?? Whad'da load'da shit that was; Man, I was so slick when I stuck it to 'em, those seniors never even saw it coming!!! While I could have approved a 2% COLA raise for Social Security recipients which would have been cheaper initially; I chose to give them a $250, one-time payment. That way, I saved the compounding effect on future COLA increases!!]

We’ve saved jobs by closing state budget shortfalls to prevent the layoffs of hundreds of thousands of police officers, firefighters, and teachers who are today on the beat, on call, and in the classroom because of the Recovery Act. And we’ve also created hundreds of thousands of jobs through the largest investment in our roads since the building of the interstate highways, and through the largest investments in education, medical research, and clean energy in history.

• [What I haven't told you: Closing the various state budget short-falls is nothing more than "rewarding poor performance!!" something I have to continue to keep those KoolAid drinkin' morons in office!! With governors like that idiot David Paterson of New York in office, I have more and more "co-conspirators" in moving the country closer to fascism!! You'll notice that, while I mentioned the important public servants like the cops and the firemen, I intentionally didn't say anything about all the "blood-suckers" that feast at the "government teat" as well as those who are fleecing state governments with their bloated retirement checks!! The educators......?? They'd stay in place if I had'ta pay 'em out'ta my own pocket!! Have ya ever seen such a collection of morons?? NOT all of 'em; but most!! These idiots can't see how or why I'm using 'em like so many slaves; they alter history for me; they author songs praising me, their "messiah" and goad their students into singing them!! As for public works, we're doing nothing more than a continuation of work already planned and funded, using existing companies and existing crews.]

These investments aren’t just helping us recover in the short term, they’re helping to lay a new foundation for lasting prosperity in the long term – and they’re giving hardworking, middle-class Americans the chance to succeed and raise a family. Because of the investments we’ve made and the steps we’ve taken, it’s easier for middle-class families to send their kids to college and get the training and skills they need to compete in a global economy. We’re making it easier for these families to save for retirement. And in areas like clean energy, we’re creating the jobs of the future – jobs that pay well and can’t be outsourced.

• [What I'm not telling you: This new foundation includes the vast majority of the "serf class" in relative poverty. As fascism grows, the more wealth is transferred from those of you who earned it to those of you I've deemed worthy. I have steps in place to level the playing field in this "global economy." During the on-going wealth transfers, the object is to bring the third-world rathole's economies up to equal America's lowered economy. With the national economy near poverty, the only one's attending college will be those children of the "ruling class." By the time all this evens out, my definition of a "job that pays well" will be a half-dollar or so above minimum wage.]

In fact, just this week, I traveled to Arcadia, Florida to announce the largest set of clean energy projects through the Recovery Act so far: one hundred grants for businesses, utilities, manufacturers, cities and other partners across the country to put thousands of people to work modernizing our electric grid – the system that provides power to our homes and businesses – so that it wastes less energy, helps integrate renewables like wind and solar, and saves consumers money. And that’s just one example.

• [What I'm not telling you: ..and you drank enough KoolAid to actually believe my Florida trip was to announce some clean energy scheme?? Not NO, but HELL NO!!! That sidetrip was just to passify the serfs. To keep my fascist plans moving forward, I need more and more morons in office so I had a two-fer!! Two fundraisers; snatching around a Million-Five with a cobbed up bullshit speech, then another million or so for the "moron class" to watch me eat supper!!]

So, we have made progress. At the same time, I want to emphasize that there’s still plenty of progress to be made. For we know that positive news for the economy as a whole means little if you’ve lost your job and can’t find another, if you can’t afford health care or the mortgage, if you do not see in your own life the improvement we are seeing in these economic statistics. And positive news today does not mean there won’t be difficult days ahead. As I’ve said many times, it took years to dig our way into the crisis we’ve faced. It will take more than a few months to dig our way out. But make no mistake: that’s exactly what we will do.

• [What I'm not telling you: If you can't afford health care or a mortgage now, you DAM' SURE ain't gonna be able to in the future!! When the "congressional moron caucus" gets done with ya, you'll financially "be on your back; lookin' up; wonderin' how the Hell ya got there!!!"]

For the economy we seek is one where folks who need a job can find one and incomes are rising again. The economy we seek is one where small businesses can flourish and entrepreneurs can get the capital they need to plant new seeds of growth. The economy we seek is one that’s no longer based on maxed out credits cards, wild speculation, and the old cycles of boom or bust – but rather one that’s built on a solid foundation, supporting growth that is strong, sustained, and broadly shared by middle class families across America. That is what we are working toward every single day. And we will not stop until we get there.

• [What I'm not telling you: "Those who want to flip hamburgers will be able to..." What I really need though, is an economy WITH maxed-out credit cards; with mortgages they can't pay!! The more I bail out--the more will drink the "koolAid!!!"]

Thank you. And Happy Halloween.

• [What I'm not telling you: It's gonna be one helluva scary ride from here-on-out!!!!]

Til Nex'Time....