"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; December 5, 2009

A Patriotic Response to the "Clown Prince" 12/05/2009 Every month since January, when I became your President, I’ve spoken to you about the periodic reports of the Labor Department on the number of jobs created or lost during the previous month; numbers that tell a story about how America’s economy is faring overall. In those first months, the numbers were nothing short of devastating. The worst recession since the 1930s had wreaked havoc on the lives of so many of our fellow Americans. Yesterday, the numbers released by the Labor Department reflected a continuing positive trend of diminishing job loss. [What I'm not telling you: As we bask in the most recent unemployment numbers, we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that they will most probably be revised upward. Practically every month I arrange for the least offensive numbers to be released; then, after everyone's comfortable with that-the true number will be released with much less fanfare!!] But for those who were laid off last month and the millions of Americans who have lost their jobs in this recession, a good trend isn’t good enough. Trends don’t buy the groceries. Trends don’t pay the rent or a college tuition. Trends don’t fulfill the need within each of us to be productive, to provide for our families, to make the most of our lives, to reach for our dreams. [What I'm not telling you: This unemployment thing..... that's working to benefit my ultimate plan. Other than what he ordered.... how much ingenuity and inventiveness took place in Hitler's Germany? NONE!! That's how fascism works; take away all incentive to produce; to be successful-the public will eventually gravitate toward the federal largess. For instance, the State of New York provides the usual 26 weeks of unemployment benefits. To advance my fascist principles, I've demanded 67 weeks of additional benefits. That makes a total of 93 weeks or 23-1/4 months or just short of two years!! I'm guessin' that after sittin' on their asses for two years, there's not gonna' be alotta incentive to find work..... so there starts the upward spiral in welfare and SSI rolls!!!! {My VOTER BASE!!}] So, it is true that we, as a country, are in a very different place than we were when 2009 began. Because of the Recovery Act and a number of other steps we’ve taken, we’re no longer facing the potential collapse of our financial system or a second Great Depression. We’re no longer losing jobs at a rate of 700,000 a month. And our economy’s growing for the first time in a year. But too many of our neighbors are still out of work because the growth we’ve seen hasn’t yet translated into all the jobs we need. Stung by this brutal recession, businesses that have kept their doors open are still wary about adding workers. Instead of hiring, many are simply asking their employees to work more hours, or they’re adding temporary help. [What I'm not telling you: That "...in a very different place...." thingie..... That's completely by design. I can't control the American worker unless I can control the American economy, and I've done just that!! The "slush fund" I scammed the Congressional Moron Caucus to pass into law is the linch-pin to economic control. I've managed to take control of 60-70% of US auto manufacturing capacity along with closing 100+ banks per month and controlling the financial sector at every turn. At the outset, I ordered the "pay czar" to quietly concentrate on investment sector salaries and bonuses--which he did with more success than I had envisioned!! I had expected alot more resistance from the public, but this "class-warfare" attitude is something I hadn't thought through, but I appreciate the public's help with it!! Thank Muhammud, this era of greed has the public electing ever greater morons to Congress!! That Blanche Lincoln.... now there's one of Arkansas' finest morons since the Clinton family!!! She's proposed an obamaCare amendment to stifle health care insurance industry's executive pay!! There'll be some "slush" funds coming her way in the future.] History tells us this is usually what happens with recessions – even as the economy grows, it takes time for jobs to follow. But the folks who have been looking for work without any luck for months and, in some cases, years, can’t wait any longer. For them, I’m determined to do everything I can to accelerate our progress so we’re actually adding jobs again. That’s why, this week, I invited a group of business owners from across the country to the White House to talk about additional steps we can take to help jumpstart hiring. We brought together unions and universities to talk about what we can do to support our workers today and prepare our students to outcompete workers around the world tomorrow. We brought together mayors and community leaders to talk about how we can open up new opportunities in our cities and towns. [What I'm not telling you: History has certainly told us what happens when a president uses economic downfall to his advantage: Roosevelt's depression era "alphabet programs" paid off his supporters handsomely!! And.... he managed to drag that economic calamity out as far as possible... 'til those dam' European and Asian dictators got in the way by starting World War Two. Without WWII, FDR might have accomplished what I INTEND TO: an American fascist regime that will live far into the future!!] On Friday, I spent the day in Allentown, Pennsylvania, and met with workers and small business owners there. I stopped by a steel company called Allentown Metal Works, and spoke at Lehigh Community College. I visited folks at a job placement center, and stopped by a shift change at Alpo. The stories and concerns I heard mirrored the countless letters I receive every single day. And they speak louder than any statistic or government report. The folks in Allentown – and in all the Allentowns across our country – are the most dedicated, productive workers in the world. All they’re asking for is a chance, and a fair shake. And that’s exactly what I’m working to give them. In the coming days, I’ll be unveiling additional ideas aimed at accelerating job growth and hiring as we emerge from this economic storm. [What I'm not telling you: That "jobs summit" and the Allentown photo-op.... You bought that load'a shit, "hook-line-and-sinker!!" The photo-op was especially productive; I got my picture taken at at least 4 or 5 times with the serfs, and all I had to do was introduce the local and congressional morons in attendance and give the audience the standard "bullshit speech." And so that we don’t face another crisis like this again, I’m determined to meet our responsibility to do what we know will strengthen our economy in the long-run. That’s why I’m not going to let up in my efforts to reform our health care system; to give our children the best education in the world; to promote the jobs of tomorrow and energy independence by investing in a clean energy economy; and to deal with the mounting federal debt. From the moment I was sworn into office, we have taken a number of difficult steps to end this economic crisis. We didn’t take them because they were popular or gratifying. They weren’t. We took these steps because they were necessary. [What I'm not telling you: I'm determined to strengthen the world-wide economy at the expense of the American economy. I intend to do that with a greater exportation of jobs, this time to our Asian brothers and sisters. China and the other fascist countries have policies and programs already in place to insure that the serf class achieves very little benefit by the influx of formerly American jobs. My czars and I have already entered into "under-the-table" talks to institute a NAFTA-type agreement with those Asian countries who agree to foster my plans and vision. {Here's something the American serf class isn't truely aware of: Actual "treaties with foreign governments" must be approved by a two-thirds vote of the Senate morons, whereas an "agreement" is between me, my czars and the foreign power we're relinquishing assets to} On the "off-chance" the congressional morons chose to represent their constituency, there's nothing they can do about an "agreement!!"]. But I didn’t run for President to pass emergency recovery programs, or to bail out banks or to shore up auto companies. I didn’t run for President simply to manage the crisis of the moment, while kicking our most pressing problems down the road. I ran for President to help hardworking families succeed and to stand up for the embattled middle class. I ran to fight for a country where responsibility is still rewarded, and hard-working people can get ahead. I ran to keep faith with the sacred American principle that we will deliver to our children a future of even greater possibility. [What I'm not telling you: I was primarily up for president as a "throw-away" candidate; the party put me up to cause disfunction in the election's "primary" system. But, as luck would have it; enough welfare-RATs and KoolAid Drinkers believed that "hope-and-change" bullshit to actually get me elected!! {How stupid were they?!?!} So, the first few months-when I was "giddy with success," my decisions were all-over-the-map!! Now that I've become accustomed to the trappings of the ruling class, I'm settling down to formulate a plan to continue the devistation promulgated by my predessor. That "....future of even greater possibility...??" I've pretty-much quashed that by design.] And my commitment to you, the American people, is that I will focus every single day on how we can get people back to work, and how we can build an economy that continues to make real the promise of America for generations to come. [What I'm not telling you: This last paragraph?? Don't put too much stock in it ever happenin'!! I've contacted the KoolAid media and the Congressional Moron Caucus to ensure that no one starts a "count-down clock" as to when I put forth ways to increase employment. So, until next time, go collect your government payments; be sure to tell 'um "thanks!".... after all, it's "the government's money!!"]