This'n'That; December Second #1; Your Retirement?!?

How Many Know owe-bamaKare Can Raid 401k?
    I know, I know!?!  Most of you are saying "surely, I jest!"  Nay Nay, pray tell!!  While casting about the internet for information concerning 401ks in general, my mandatory withdrawals in particular, I discovered what's referred to as the "Capps Law."  The "Capps Law" is named for a miscreant federal legislator: one Lois Capps an owe-bamacRAT representative from the fascist State of California.  She succeeded her miscreant husband Walter Capps, after he kicked-the-bucket!
    Remember when the miscreant owe-bamacRATics held a strangle-hold on the congress?!?  Remember when the same group of miscreants pushed owe-bamaKare through the congress--in the 'dead-of-night'--against the will of nearly two-thirds of the population?!?  Therein contains the "Capps Law!"  Said law is written in the usual legalese, thus nearly indecipherable.  Rather than me regurgitating the information I've discovered, the reader should check the URLs I've found.  Said "Capps Law" is well hidden, so well that i've been unable to locate the actual portion of owe-bamaKare that contains said law!!
    If anyone knows the URL which contains said "Capps Law," please let me know via a comment to this post.  Thanks in advance!!  Here are the URLs I've found:
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=65447235
http://www.stansberryresearch.com/pro/1107REMCAPVD/EREMM781/PR [audio]
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1609823/pg1
http://www.city-data.com/forum/retirement/1351774-anyone-hear-capps-law-what-may.html
http://downdirtyword.blogspot.com/2011/07/capps-laws-tax-regulate-meddle-pry-and.html
Til Nex'Time....