This'n'That; March Twenty-Ninth #1; 'Ya Can't Fix....'

owe-bama To Prove Stupidity!
    "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist"--in his normally feeble attempt--is about to try to best his award of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.  That prize--reduced to the equilivancy of a 'bubble gum baseball card'--was awarded to him due to his "efforts...." NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS REQUIRED!!  Later today the "Clown Prince" will reiterate his call for the Congress to end 'the billions' paid out to oil companies in annual subsidies.
    As is he is wont to do, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" will be doing exactly the WRONG thing, at the right time!  This is the wrong time for reducing income to the oil companies, they'll just pass that loss onto the consumer in higher wholesale gas prices to the distributors.  This is the RIGHT time for one thing: for the Congress--on a month-to-month basis--forego collecting the federal fuel tax on each gallon of gas. 
This will reduce the pump price of gas 18.4 cents, OVERNIGHT!! 
When the country STARTS COMING OUT of the owe-bamaDepression, then start adding the tax back, say.... 25% per month until the original gas tax total is resumed.
But, alas.... NO!  The "Clown Prince" will again affirm the public opinion that "Ya can't fix STUPID!!"
'Splain to me again why YOU elected this Arschloch!?!
Til Nex'Time....