"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; September 15th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 09/15/2012

barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption

September 15, 2012

    This week in Libya, we lost four of our fellow Americans. Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith, and Chris Stevens were all killed in an outrageous attack on our diplomatic post in Benghazi. These four Americans represented the very best of our country. Glen and Tyrone had each served America as Navy SEALs for many years, before continuing their service providing security for our diplomats in Libya. They died as they lived their lives – defending their fellow Americans, and advancing the values that all of us hold dear.

     Sean also started his service in uniform, in the Air Force. He then spent years at the State Department, on several continents, always answering his country’s call. And Ambassador Chris Stevens died a hero in two countries – here in the United States, where he inspired those of us who knew him; and in Libya, a country that he helped to save, where he ultimately laid down his life. On Friday, I was able to tell their families how much the American people appreciated their service. Without people like them, America could not sustain the freedoms we enjoy, the security we demand, and the leadership that the entire world counts on.
     As we mourn their loss, we must also send a clear and resolute message to the world: those who attack our people will find no escape from justice. We will not waver in their pursuit. And we will never allow anyone to shake the resolve of the United States of America. This tragic attack takes place at a time of turmoil and protest in many different countries. I have made it clear that the United States has a profound respect for people of all faiths. We stand for religious freedom. And we reject the denigration of any religion – including Islam. Yet there is never any justification for violence. There is no religion that condones the targeting of innocent men and women. There is no excuse for attacks on our Embassies and Consulates. And so long as I am Commander-in-Chief, the United States will never tolerate efforts to harm our fellow Americans.
[What I'm not telling you:  These American deaths, indeed the entire riotous situation in the Middle East lies squarely--and singularly--on my shoulders!  I'll never admit it in any venue beyond this blog post. Immediately after the deaths and destruction in both Egypt and Libya, The Bilderberg Group marched Secretary of State Hillary Rob'em Clinton out to proclaim the sole fault for the upheaval laid with a film reputed to denegrate Mohammed, the radical, militant muslim terrorists' "Jesus."  Both the Bilderbergers and I think the American public are basically stupid when it comes to international deplomacy as well as all domestic issues like the dismal economy, my disasterous jobs loss record, and now QE3!! (more on QE3 later).  But now--for some unknown reason--the Bilderbergers are treating me as stupid as well.  They want me to corral the national pamphleteers and practically dictate their articles on this issue!  We have to maintain control of the narrative; that narrative being: 
"It's all about the video!!"
    Remember, this video is the product of an independent film producer and as such, has not and will not achieve any wide-ranging viewership.  It was released in June in the little 'Vine Theatre' on Hollywood Boulevard.  Guess how many viewers attended the premiere?!?  Aw, come-ON!!  Guess!  Ten!!  That's t-e-n!! A whole-ten-people watched the film, originally!!   With only trailers on U-Tube, how many Middle Eastern viewers could the film possibly have had?!?  One? MAYBE two.  The violence and the terrorist murders have nothing--repeat, NOTHING--to do with the film; everything--repeat, EVERYTHING--to do with my failed--essentially non-existant--foreign policy!!  What part of "9-11 Anniversary" do the Bilderbergers not understand?!? Does anyone wonder why the Middle Eastern muslim terrorists just happened to pick this day to start their own 'world-wide terrorism; Middle East Branch' destruction?  The annual anniversary of the World Trade Center destruction by muslim terrorists is--and always will be--a primary holiday in the radical muslim terrorist world!!
    That foreign policy originated with my "2009 World-wide Apology-For-
American-Prosperity" Tour where I bowed-and-scraped to every third-world rathole arschloch, muslim dictator on the planet!  Leading from the golf course, we started the revolutions in both Egypt and Libya, trading those ruthless dictators for 'The Muslim Brotherhood!"  Said brotherhood turned out to be 'dictators-enmass.'  Of course, my absolutely nasty, disrespectful treatment of Benjamin Netanyahu--our single, most reliable ally in the Middle East--continued my country's denegration in the eyes of the rest of the world.  We've now fallen to the level of host country dictators perpetrating Acts of War against the soverign American soil these embassies sit on.  Were these miscreants Christians instead of muslims, you can bet'cher'ass I'd be all over them like "an obama-ite  on a EBT card!!"]
    Right now, we are doing whatever we can to protect Americans who are serving abroad. We are in contact with governments around the globe, to strengthen our cooperation, and underscore that every nation has a responsibility to help us protect our people. We have moved forward with an effort to see that justice is done for those we lost, and we will not rest until that work is done. Most of all, we must reaffirm that we will carry on the work of our fallen heroes. I know the images on our televisions are disturbing. But let us never forget that for every angry mob, there are millions who yearn for the freedom, and dignity, and hope that our flag represents. That is the cause of America – the ideals that took root in our founding; the opportunity that drew so many to our shores; and the awesome progress that we have promoted all across the globe. We are Americans. We know that our spirit cannot be broken, and the foundation of our leadership cannot be shaken. That is the legacy of the four Americans we lost – men who will live on in the hearts of those they loved, and the strength of the country they served. So with their memory to guide us, we will carry forward the work of making our country stronger, our citizens safer, and the world a better and more hopeful place.
[What I'm not telling you:  We--both The Bilderberg Group and myself--are s-o-o-o concerned with the personal safety of those foreign service officers that we DO NOT ALLOW the various continents of U.S. Marines to carry live ammo in their shoulder- or side-arms!! I intend to get 'General' holder right on this, practically guaranteeing that nothing will ever come of his less-than-probing investigation(s).  The Bilderberg Group--for good reason--has ordered the national video 'pamphleteers' to continue running the aforementioned disturbing video feeds of the escallating muslim terrorist Middle Eastern violence, thus keeping the real issues out of the American mind; out of the mainstream press. 
    In closing, I have a couple of jobs creation ideas worthy of exploring.  How surprised are you!?! 
First, we need several hundred more ARMED drone aircraft to be stationed at each embassy and consulate world-wide.... well, maybe not in the civilized countries of North America and western Europe.  Each drone should be operated by personnel on-site.  See, the jobs ceation incentives, here??
Second, we need finer strands of det-cord (the military's demolition cord) developed, and in several colors.  These finer threads--in each appropriate color--can be woven into United States Flags.  The next time a radical muslim terrorist decides to burn an American Flag will be his last!!  I suppose this will present several humanitarian problems, not the least of which is what to do with several hand-less radcal muslim terrorists generated by each flag burning event.]