"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; January Seventh

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 01/07/2012
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
January 7, 2012
    This week, I traveled to Cleveland, Ohio, to talk with folks about the biggest challenge we face as a country – rebuilding our economy so that, once again, hard work pays off, responsibility is rewarded, and anyone, regardless of who they are or where they come from, can make it if they try. That’s the economy America deserves. That’s the economy I’m fighting every day to build.  Now, to get there, the most important thing we need to do is get more Americans back to work. And over the past three years, we’ve made steady progress. We just learned that our economy added 212,000 private sector jobs in December. After losing more than 8 million jobs in the recession, we’ve added more than 3 million private sector jobs over the past 22 months. And we’re starting 2012 with manufacturing on the rise and the American auto industry on the mend.
[What I'm not telling you:  Thank-you Taxpayers, for this illegally funded trip to Cleveland!!  With these various speeches I make in owe-bamacRATic strongholds with hand-picked, paid audiences, I should--and all other nominees; candidates must--have alternate funding for 'campaign trips.'   Others--particularly those not negro; those not in elective office--must use campaign funds for transportation and other directly-related expenses.  Most seem to have an inordinate fear of being classified "a racist" if they even begin to "hold-my-feet-to-the-fire!!!"
    It's truly amazing.... how the media--the national pamphleteers--print/report anything George Soros demands.  Any other chief executive--public or private--would be verbally skewered for the daily--almost HOURLY--lies I spew forth!!  Now that the next election cycle is upon us, be prepared for my lies to become more outlandish, even more frequent--if that's even possible!!
    While I'm very good at lying, I'm loathe to continue compounding them at George Soros' insistance!  Lets' take all those phony 'jobs, unemployment' numbers the national pamphleteers pound you with each-and-every day:   At the time of my immaculation, the unemployment rate was just over 7%.  It took me less than ten months to force it to 10%!!   Since I was immaculated, more than 5,000,000 jobs have been destroyed--a real plus for me!! Since my PORKulus bill, more than 600,000 additional jobs have been destroyed; the more telling statistic--the average unemployment rate during my rule--is 9.4%, NOT the monthly 8.5% Soros demands be reported!!  If we were talking 'apples and apples' or 'oranges and oranges,'  these numbers would be significantly higher: if the same number of jobs were available today as at the point of my immaculation, the unemployment rate would be 11.7%!!  See, that's how we lowered the unemployment rate:  we just reduced the number of 'jobs available' which--along with the number of unemployeds dropped as 'not looking for work'--lowered the U-3 unemployment rate.  The U-6 rate counts everyone who wants to work fulltime, but is unemployed or underemployed.  Why do we--and by 'we' I mean the BLS--not report the U-6 unemployment rate?!?  Primarily cuz George Soros said NO!!  Secondarily, who would vote for a ruler--even ME--who had a reported unemployment rate (U-6) of over 15.2 per-cent?!?]
    We’re heading in the rightdirection. And we’re not going to let up. On Wednesday the White House will host a forum called “Insourcing American Jobs.” We’ll hear from business leaders who are bringing jobs back home and see how we can help other businesses follow their lead.  Because this is a make or break moment for the middle class and all those working to get there. We’ve got to keep at it. We’ve got to keep creating jobs. And we’ve got to keep rebuilding our economy so that everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share – and everyone plays by the same rules. We can’t go back to the days when the financial system was stacking the deck against ordinary Americans. To me, that’s not an option. Not after all we’ve been through.
    That’s why I appointed Richard Cordray as our nation’s new consumer watchdog this week. Richard’s job is simple: to look out for you. Every day, his sole mission is to protect consumers from potential abuses by the financial industry and to make sure that you’ve got all the transparent information you need to make the important financial decisions in your lives. I nominated Richard for this job last summer. And yet, Republicans in the Senate kept blocking his confirmation – not because they objected to him, but because they wanted to weaken his agency. That made no sense. Every day we waited was a day you and consumers all across the country were at greater financial risk. So this year, I’m going to keep doing whatever it takes to move this economy forward and to make sure that middle class families regain the security they’ve lost over the past decade. That’s my New Year’s resolution to all of you.

[What I'm not telling you:  Now, in the last year of my regime's current 'term of rule' we are continually  revising the most telling statistics to more favorable positions.  These revisions are nothing more than socio-fascist "smoke-and-mirrors!!"   The single truism in the aforementioned paragraphs:
"We can't go back to the days when the financial system was tacking the deck against ordinary Americans."
We--as in 'the regime'--have taken a different tack, that of having the regime "stack the deck against ordinary Americans!!"  We've used the "Dodd-Frank" financial reform bill to our advantage with the illegal, unconstitutional appointment of Richard Cordray as the Director, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB).  Ultimately, we invision the CFPB being in control of all private financial transactions.  These will include--but not limited to--personal checking and savings accounts, personal investments, precious metals and stones investments, real estate investments, et al; all by virtue of having the final authority on specific and general spending habits of ALL AMERICANS!!  With the CFPB coupled with the regime's Treasury Department and the IRS, we will essentially control all spending--both public and private--nationwide!!]

This'n'That; October Twenty-Fourth #2; He Can; You CAN'T!

"Clown Prince" to Las Vegas; You're Not To Go!
    Twice "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" told us not to go to Las Vegas to spend any money!!  He said that in early 2009--about a month after THE immaculation--and issued a reminder in early, 2010. 


"We're really bonin' the Taxpayer now, aye Barry?!"

    Now the Blusterful, Blathering Boob is using Las Vegas as the backdrop for his latest plan to continue shredding the U.S. Constitution; for figuratively showing the American Taxpayer BOTH his 'middle fingers.'  The Blusterful, Blathering Boob that is "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist," intends to completely finish the Constitution shredding by circumventing the House in his "We Can't Wait...." campaign to continue the economic rape and molestation of the American Taxpayer.  Remember--which the 'Boob' seems unable to--all spending bills must originate in the House of Representatives.... that's written into the aforementioned, nearly shredded document!!
    Rather than--once again, ARTIFICALLY--prop up those who're under water with their mortgages, amongst the Blusterful, Blathering Boob's other ill conceived attempts at vote-buying, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" would better serve the people by arresting and castrating both ex-senator Chris Dodd and current representative Barney Frank, architects of the current credit malaise as well as tinkering with Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae so as to benefit the owe-bamacRATics' vote-buying schemes!!  After castration, I suggest they be on display--the criminals, NOT the nuts--in the National Mall!!
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; October Fourth #3; Wrong Target!

B of A NOT Responsible For ATM Fees
    "Turban" Dick Durbin (owe-bamacRATic, Ill), the Senate 'Majority Whip'--for those of you in Cohocton, that's the Senate's #2 position--made some blather on the Senate floor yesterday, October 3rd.  In that blather, "Turban" Dick Durbin told customers to 'vote with their feet' and leave Bank of America.  How does this asshole get away with denigrating private citizens' relationship with a private corporation?!?  How does this asshole get away with denigrating a private corporation in the banking industry?!?
    The asshole, "Turbin" Dick Durbin is soly responsible for the $5 monthly charge instituted by Bank of America!!!  It was his asinine amendment to the Dodd-Frank 'Wall Street Reform and Screw-the-Consumer Act' that forced Bank of America to adopt this $5 fee or eat other fee reductions!  Any heartburn current and former Bank of America customers have, should be directed soly toward that asshole, "Turban" Dick Durbin for his ludicrus amendment!!
    While the Bank of America customer(s) is at it, fire off an email to senator C. Ellis Schumer--the 'Putz of Park Avenue'--to congratulate him for starting the dominos falling that resulted in the financial industry collapse.  In late June, 2008 The 'Putz of Park Avenue' leaked a letter to national pamphleteers that questioned the assets and solvency of the IndyMac Bank, Pasedena, Ca., causing a rush of withdrawals as the first domino to fall!!
  Ain't it grand, being ruled by the socio-fascists!!  And....
Yes, I support Hank Williams, Jr's comparison of obama to Hitler!!
Til Nex'Time....