Justin Case: This'n'That; April 28th[100Days]

obama Busy Generating Fluff

[This all but confirms that the media are representing the "koolaid drinkers! NO, they ARE the koolaid drinkers!" I can't imagine that one person, even the High, Exaulted, Fluffy obama has DONE NOTHING WRONG! I've made some comments in which I try not to be too disparaging.]

Wednesday, President Fluffy obama marks 100 days in office. It seems that almost every one of those 100 days has created either history [or] but far more headlines. To commemorate the occasion, Daily News Senior Correspondent David Saltonstall looks at 100 events that have helped define the first 100 days of the Obama presidency. THE BIGGIES

1. First African-American President[INCORRECT-Back in the early 1990s, black poet Maya Angelou designated "Slick Willie" the first black president].

2. Signs $787 billion stimulus bill [which to date, has only stimulated the level of fraud in business and government].

3. Bans torture by U.S. military and intelligence agencies [Maybe he intends to get necessary information by his apologies].

4. Bails out banks, auto companies and others with a $1.1 trillion tab [In an efficient business model, bankruptcy plays an important part! Bankruptcy tends to force a change in direction, and forces those inefficient, unchanging concerns out of business].

5. Signs Lilly Ledbetter Act, giving women who seek equal pay new legal protections.

6. Extends health coverage to 4 million more children [Ask California about this: the illegals have bankrupted their healthcare system-and we'll be expected to pay for it!].

7. Launches plan to help 9 million homeowners refinance mortgages [A Slick Willie-Andrew Cuomo "bailout" Those two crooks so loosened the credit requirements, anyone could qualify for a home they couldn't possibly, realistically afford!].

8. Vows to remove combat troops from Iraq by August 2010 [Shows utter contempt for the US military and all the good they've done in the Middle East!]. THE FIRSTS

9. Obama became first President to carry a BlackBerry [This is quite effective to circumvent the policies, rules and laws reguarding the safekeeping of ALL EXECUTIVE COMMUNICATIONS!].

10. Hosts a Seder in the White House [With an apology to all other religions-Fluffy is great with apologetic statements/positions!].

11. In first formal press conference, Obama takes question from The Huffington Post, the first blog so recognized [Of course! they're ultra-liberal socialists. Where were the questions from the Washington Times?].

12. Obama invites gay parents and their kids to attend the White House Easter Egg Roll [They're voters too].

13. The President's Saturday "radio address" can be seen on YouTube [appealing to current and future "KoolAid drinkers"].

14. President's relative faces deportation for over-staying a visa [If YOU were going to use your power to help someone, wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity?].

15. The White House Web site gets its first presidential blog [It's the modern age]. DOH!

16. Retakes oath of office after Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts muffs original on Inauguration Day [Not all are as perfect as "The Fluffer!"].

17. Veep Joe Biden gets presidential slap for joking about oath flub [Fuffy shouldda gotten a "public slap" for even picking that dunce!!].

18. Accepts withdrawal of HHS nominee Tom Daschle for failing to pay $120,000 in taxes [Early Among Many-The crooks Fluffy nominates for cabinet posts].

19. Rants when AIG doles out $165 million in bonuses to execs [Even though he knew early-on that those bonuses were a part of individual employment contracts; The truth ain'got nothin' on him!!].

20. On "Tonight Show," says of his meager bowling skills, "it was like Special Olympics" - a gold medal gaffe [Exhibiting such "tenderness!!"].

21. Announces with fanfare he was trimming just $100 million from $3.9 trillion federal budget. Er, that's like shaving $1. off a $50,000 car [It's all about controlling as much of individuals' lives as possible!].

22. Takes three swings on getting a commerce secretary. Washington Gov. Gary Locke finally gets nod [Keep pickin' them crooks, Fluff"].

23. Takes heat in Britain for giving Prime Minister Gordon Brown a cheapo gift [Fluffy musta done that himself-no handler wouldda made such a gaff!]. SO COOL

24. Becomes first Prez to hit late-night TV on "The Tonight Show."[VERY presidential-Imagine how GWB wouldda fared!]

25. Michelle Obama beats French First Lady/ former supermodel Carla Bruni in fashion stakes! [BUT, this is during the European leg of the Fluffy Apology Tour-2009... and it ain'gonna happen again!! I'm sure Fluffy dressed her down for stealing his "face-time!!"]

26. Obama's pecs make cover of Washingtonian mag [Again, VERY presidential!].

27. Obama souvenirs take in $2 million during inauguration [More tax write-offs for Fluffy and "The Chin"].

28. More than 300,000 White House wanna-bes submit resumes to work in administration [I'm buyin' stock in whom ever makes "KoolAid!!"].

29. Michelle decides she has a right to bare her buff arms [VERY {First} Lady-like!].

30. Obama installs basketball hoops on White House tennis court [Even street-thugs vote; If ya pay'em enough!].

31. Stevie Wonder and Earth, Wind & Fire play the White House [Good choices!].

32. Beyonce serenades Obamas during Inauguration Ball [No comment].

33. J. Crew sales skyrocket thanks to Michelle [No Comment].

34. Chia Obama becomes a big seller, but green Afro has some seeing red [I'm offended that his "white blood" is portrayed in a "flower pot!!"]. AROUND THE WORLD

35. When Somali pirates hijack an American freighter, Obama doesn't blink. Three pirates wind up dead [Probably not, he had very little to do with it; the handlers were probably sweating tho'].

36. Takes Europe by storm during G-20 summit, finding time to hook up Queen with new iPod [Even tho' he wasn't bright enough to ask if she already had one!].

37. Announces start of negotiations to limit nuclear arms [Read the fine print: Only America will be doing "the limiting".... all apart of the Fluffy Apology Tour-2009].

38. Mediates international tax haven dispute between France and China by suggesting change of a single word [A financial whiz! Don't let him near your budgets, tho'].

39. Middle East envoy George Mitchell says a two-state solution is the only way to end the conflict [No Comment].

40. Lifts travel and money transfer restrictions to Cuba [The "Americas" leg of the Fluffy Apology Tour-2009; appeasing more socialists].

41. Shakes hands with Venezualan strongman Hugo Chavez - and gets slapped by conservatives for appearing "weak." [As well he should be!!]

42. On Day 4, ends a ban on federal funding for international organizations that offer abortion counseling [Fluffy-Your muslim breathren ain'gonna like this!!..or the Catholics for that matter. Remember Non-muslims vote too!!].

43. Visits nine foreign lands[....Issues nine apoligies].

44. 3 a.m. call finally comes - at 4:30 a.m. - when North Korea launches a long-range missile test [and Fluffy apoligizes for something, anything!!].

45. Michelle takes heat for touching Queen Elizabeth II. But video shows Her Majesty made the first move [Nevertheless, it ain't protocol.....but....what do socialists know about protocol]. THE WARS

46. On Day 3, signs orders to close Guantanamo Bay detention center [All partta the plan.... bring 'em to the US, try 'em under US law and free 'em on a technicality].

47. Makes surprise trip to Iraq on Day 78 [Even troop safety is no concern when a photo-op is available].

48. Orders 21,000 more troops to Afghanistan [So much for ending the war{s}].

49. Asks Congress for $83.4 billion more to fund Iraq and Afghanistan [See above!].

50. Tells Turkish parliament "the United States is not and never will be at war with Islam." [Fluffy....?? Just who do you think were playing "airplane-driver" on 9/11? How can you be so ignorant? OF COURSE, we're at war with Islam-the radical factions are still Islamic!!]

51. After saying architects of Bush-era torture polices would not be prosecuted, Obama backtracks and leaves door open [...and the "KoolAid Drinkers" believe every word he utters!].

52. Boosts funding for vets suffering from mental health problems or traumatic brain injury[After backtracking from his position of having injured/disabled returning vets provide their own, private insurance for war-related injuries!!]. ALL IN THE FAMILY

53. New "Sweet Sasha" and "Marvelous Malia" dolls from Beanie Baby people are discontinued [Could it be, they interfered with Fluffy's "face-time?"].

54. Obamas settle on Bo, a Portuguese water dog given by Sen. Ted Kennedy [More self-agrandizement!!].

55. Obamas celebrate Easter at an Episcopal church near White House [The first time in church since taking office?? Shame on you!!].

56. Obamas report $2,656,902 in income [WHEW!! Good thing he snuck that book income in before he was sworn in!!].

57. Marian Robinson, the First Lady's mom, moves to the White House to help care for First Kids [.....but, no room for his aunt in Boston or his brothers in Kenya......].

58. White House gets a swing set [As well it should].

59. On Presidents Day, First Family celebrates by going home to Chicago, a week after visiting Camp David for the first time [And he still has time to trash the economy in general; General Motors and AIG, specifically!!].

60. On Day 18, Obamas take in Alvin Ailey dance troupe at Kennedy Center [As well they should-"face-time!"]. AT HOME

61. Overturns Bush-era ban on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research [No Comment].

62. Dedicates $5 billion to expand Head Start and childcare options for working families [....and the "give-aways" go on......].

63. Holds first online Town Hall meeting from White House [More "face-time;" more "KoolAid Drinkers"].

64. Triples size of AmeriCorps volunteers to 250,000 [More socialism].

65. Promises to tackle immigration reform this year [More illegal immmigrant voters ...but....NO FENCES!].

66. On Day 18, meets 40 family members who lost relatives on 9/11 or in attacks on warship Cole [The ultimate in self-agrandizing "face-time!"].

WHITE HOUSE LIFE

67. Obama correctly picks UNC to win NCAA basketball championship, but the rest of his favorites don't get to final weekend [No comment].

68. Michelle plants vegetable garden outside the Oval Office [Jobs for his Kenyan brothers?].

69. The Obamas refuse $100,000 subsidy to remodel the White House, and will pay for changes themselves [As well they should].

70. Obama has invited his beloved Chicago Bulls and White Sox to the White House ['Spose he discussed "sports salary caps" with them?].

71. Obama takes in NBA game between Wizards and Bulls on Day 40 [Free tickets?].

72. Oprah makes room for Michelle on cover of her magazine [Bet that took "some doin'!]. POLITICS

73. Ex-veep Dick Cheney emerges from undisclosed location to bash Obama for revealing Bush-era torture methods [As well he should!].

74. Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the GOP, White House says [....and they're right to be afraid, be very afraid, of him!].

75. RNC raises $8 million more than Democrats in first quarter of 2009 [As well they should!].

76. Obama hosts a bipartisan Super Bowl party at White House but gains no yardage - Republican invitees still vote against stimulus bill [Anyone remember the cost? I remember severl hundred thousand dollars..... Stimulus comes in many forms!].

77. Visits 10 states in America [As well he should; photo-ops, notwithstanding!].

78. Arizona State University won't grant Obama honorary degree when he speaks at commencement, saying "work is just beginning." [A mis-statement: "failure is just beginning."]. GOING GREEN

79. Signs executive orders forcing carmakers to abide by stricter fuel-efficiency guidelines[..and forcing carmakers to manufacture cars the majority doesn't want-and won't buy!].

80. Signs legislation to protect some 2 million acres in nine states [Will this too, end up under United Nations' control like the national parks?].

81. Pledges $2.4 billion to develop next-generation hybrid electric cars and advanced batteries [see #79].

82. Directs Energy Department to set higher efficiency standards for household appliances [More control over Americans' daily lives]. POLITICS (PART II)

83. Endorses New York Democrat Scott Murphy to fill Sen. Kirtsen Gillibrand's upstate seat [As well he should].

84. New RNC chairman Michael Steele reveals he's been trying to meet with Obama since 2006 and is still waiting [So much for the new era of bipartisanship!].

85. Obama leads Kennedy Center crowd in singing "Happy Birthday" to Sen. Kennedy [Fluffy: Go now, into your third career!!].

86. On Day 85, Obama submits bid to host World Cup soccer competition in U.S. in 2018 or 2022 [As well he should-but, isn't the trashing of the US economy more important?]. GOING GREEN (PART II)

87. White House Easter eggs contain 31% less paperboard this year [So? It's all biodegradable].

88. Announces federal government will purchase 17,600 American-made hybrid cars [At least there'll be a "mini" market for the cars no one wants].

89. Releases $8 billion in stimulus funds to develop high-speed rail projects [More control over Americans' lives-taking them off the roads where they can go anywhere; put them on the railroads where they have to "follow the tracks!"].

90. Declares carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases a danger to "public health."[More control over Americans' daily lives].

91. Gives states green light to adopt tougher emissions rules [Extending the control to include the states]. IT'S THE ECONOMY

92. Obama names an urban czar, car czar, stimulus czar and a dozen or so others [Places for his handlers-to enhance and extend his socialist policies].

93. Imposes $500,000 pay cap on senior execs whose firms take bailout money [This is just a "first step" in Pay caps for all wage-earners; shouldn't it include sports salaries?].

94. Extends Chrysler, GM bailouts but set deadlines for them to steer out of economic ditch [See #4].

95. Signs $410 billion spending bill [More "pissing-away" of America's future!].

96. Promises to cut federal deficit in half by the end of his term [Tough to do when he spends $3.5Trillion at a clip!].

97. Forces General Motors CEO to resign [More control-exercising authority HE DOESN'T HAVE!! Mister Wagoner shudda told Fluffy to "go piss up a rope!!"].

98. On Day 71, four regional banks became first to repay bailout funds [What you didn't hear is that the government intially refused the pay-back funds; they'd lose the control they so desire-so necessary for the eventual nationalizing of the banking industry!].

99. Encourages homeowners to take advantage of near-record low interest rates by refinancing [And over 65% will end up in default, with or without the refinancing!].

100. On Day 85, declares "we are beginning to see glimmers of hope" in economy[My "glimmers of hope" show a continuing downward spiral...... Not all change is positive change-Fluffy forgot to include that in his campaign literature!].