This'n'That; January Thirtieth #1; Who'da Thunk It?!?

Actually, All HIGH Information Voters!
    Remember back on November Seventh, when the low-information voters propelled "Clown Prince" obama into his--clearly unexpected--second term as The Bilderberg Group Ruler for America, remember that?!?  Well, somebody forgot to inform his highness, the "Clown Prince!"  Not only has he not stopped campaigning, he's started his 2013 Apology Tour way early!  The 2009 Tour concentrated on the Middle East, this one's for the Far East, Pacific areas.  Here's just part if his itinerary:
November 6: [a pass] Chicago for unroyal-family voting.
RETURN TO D.C.
November 15:  Staten Island, NYC to promise all kinda crap in the wake of Hurricane Sandy (it's now Jan 30; victims STILL WAITING!]
RETURN TO D.C.
November 18:  Bangkok, Thailand to kick off the apology tour.
November 19:  Rangoon, Burma.
November 20:  Phnom Penh, Cambodia
RETURN TO D.C.
November 30:  Hatfield, Pa., for non-campaign blathering; fundraising.
RETURN TO D.C.
December 6:  Northern Virginia for non-campaign blathering; fundraising.
December 10:  Redford, Mi., for non-campaign union meeting; blathering; fundraising.
RETURN TO D.C.
December 16:  Newtown, Ct., for non-campaign reclamation of the camera lens and "the front page."
RETURN TO D.C.
December 19:  Michelle Antoinette and the princii depart for Hawaii on their annual $4 Million Christmas vacation.
December 21:  "Clown Prince" obama departs on #29000 BY HIMSELF for his ultra-expensive Hawaiian Christmas vacation.  When all is said-and-done, this family tour will cost just short of $10 Million.
December 26 (unnecessary RETURN TO D.C.):  "Clown Prince" obama makes unnecessary return to the mainland for the Fiscal Cliff signing.  The 'signing' was done via autopen, which could have easily been done from The Bilderberg Group's digs in Hawaii.  The "Clown Prince" found the trip necessary to show the republicRATics that The Bilderberg Group is definitely in charge.
January 2:  "Clown Prince" obama makes unnecessary return to Hawaii to continue his $10 Million vacation.
RETURN TO D.C.
January 29:  (Del Sol High School) Las Vegas non-campaign stop to promote his latest "scheme-to-scam," this time involving illegal aliens.
RETURN TO D.C.
    Every time the "Clown Prince" decides to go for 'a airplane ride' it costs upwards of a half-million bucks just to "light the fires" on the clown-plane.  If obama stays in 'the lower-48,' travel and security expenses can be kept to a cuppla-million, more-or-less.  Hell, it costs around $150,000 just for "Clown Prince" obama to visit on of those D.C. grade-schools he's fond of campaigning at.  Those in-city visits equal nearly 6-years' (2011) wages for those earning the national median annual wage-FOR JUST ONE TRIP TO VISIT JUST ONE SCHOOL!!
    This guy--"Clown Prince" obama--is so out of touch; so inept; so uncaring, that not only is he not aware of the near-depression he's caused, HE DOESN'T CARE!!
Let's make it a point to do this itinrery check-up every month or so, ok?!?
Your comments?
Til Nex'Time.... 
Research "Lie-Barry:"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/23/obamas-christmas-vacation-hawaii-2012_n_2355524.html
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/275129-obama-departs-on-post-cliff-vacations
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/12/obama-returning-to-washington-as-fiscal-cliff-looms/
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/01/president-obama-returns-to-hawaii-vacation-post-cliff-deal/
http://www.calendar-365.com/2012-calendar.html
http://search.whitehouse.gov/search?affiliate=wh&query=gun+violence+executive+orders&form_id=usasearch_box&submit.x=58&submit.y=18
http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/central.html

This'n'That; December Twenty-Sixth #1; Screwed More!

Why Not Just Stay In Hawaii?!?
    "Clown Prince" obama's decision to return to barackingham Palace with Valarie Jarrett but without Michelle Antoinette and the two princii (MY plural of both prince and princess).  This will  increase the taxpayer's cost of the family's monthly vacation from the usual $4,000,000++ to well over $6,000,000!!  The government will needlessly send several aircraft EMPTY, to Hickam AFB, Hi., to retrieve the remainder of the royal family and haul their more-than-ample asses back to the 'Palace.' 
Remember dear taxpayer:
with the numbers and types of aircraft the royal family demands, the total cost is over $180,000 per-flight-hour!! 
You know Michelle Antoinette demands the greatest luxury the taxpayer can provide!!
But why?!? 
Why is "Clown Prince" obama returning to the District of Corruption for negotiations?!?
Given his negotiating style of "my way or the highway," it doesn't seem necessary that he be in the royal residence.  He's already stated his demands; now it's just up to Speaker John Boehner to 'roll-over-and-play-dead' to his demands!!
Til Nex'Time....

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; December 24th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 12/24/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
December 24, 2011
THE "CLOWN PRINCE:"   Hi everyone. As you gather with family and friends this weekend, "Clown Princess" Michelle, "Dutchess" Malia, "Dutchess" Sasha and I – and of course Bo – want to wish you all Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
THE "CLOWN PRINCESS:"   This is such a wonderful time of year.  It’s a time to honor the story of love and redemption that began 2,000 years ago … a time to see the world through a child’s eyes and rediscover the magic all around us … and a time to give thanks for the gifts that bless us every single day.  This holiday season at the White House, we wanted to show our thanks with a special holiday tribute to some of the strongest, bravest, and most resilient members of our American family – the men and women who wear our country’s uniform and the families who support them.
[What they're not telling you:  While you may think we're all about thanking those who risk their lives preserving and defending America's Constitution and the former American way of life--we are not!!  We generally hold all those who earn a wage in contempt; reserving our gratitude for the non-working 54% of "Americans-of-working-age" who believe our combined bullshit on the campaign trail; whom we expect to return us to OUR palace for another catastrophic four-years!!]
THE "CLOWN PRINCE:"   For many military families, the best gift this year is a simple one – welcoming a loved one back for the holidays. You see, after nearly nine years, our war in Iraq is over. Our troops are coming home. And across America, military families are being reunited.  So let’s take a moment to give thanks for their service; for their families’ service; for our veterans’ service. And let’s say a prayer for all our troops standing post all over the world, especially our brave men and women in Afghanistan who are serving, even as we speak, in harm’s way to protect the freedoms and security we hold dear.
THE "CLOWN PRINCESS:"   Our veterans, troops, and military families sacrifice so much for us.  So this holiday season, let’s make sure that all of them know just how much we appreciate everything they do.  Let’s ask ourselves, “How can I give back? How can my family serve them as well as they’ve served us”  One way you can get started is to visit JoiningForces.gov to find out how you can get involved in your community.
[What they're not telling you: We'd like you not to check out some Christmas parodies as published on Glenn Beck's website (http://www.theblaze.com/): http://www.theblaze.com/stories/the-12-days-of-christmas-the-obama-version-other-presidential-christmas-parodies/.  While the basis of the "12 Days..." parody is factual, it does nothing for enhancing my voter base with actual wage-earners!   After hearing the parody we did chuckle, but for the actual truthfulness of it!! 
     The ending of the war in Iraq does not--in any stretch of the imagination--mean victory in Iraq!!  It means merely a cessation of hostilities!!  The owe-bama Regime has done a great dis-service to America's military men and women by leaving the country early and in the hands of future terrorists.  Erstwhile the large majority of America's armed-kerfuffles have ended in victory; the current and future ones will be political "give-aways" by this regime.   Once we've shown the rest of humanity we're not the least-bit interested in war or even militarily defending our principles, it'll be "Katy-bar-the-door" here come the terrorists, streaming across  America's seive-like borders!!]
THE "CLOWN PRINCE:"   Giving of ourselves; service to others – that’s what this season is all about. For my family and millions of Americans, that’s what Christmas is all about. It reminds us that part of what it means to love God is to love one another, to be our brother’s keeper and our sister’s keeper. But that belief is not just at the center of our Christian faith, it’s shared by Americans of all faiths and backgrounds. It’s why so many of us, every year, volunteer our time to help those most in need; especially our hungry and our homeless.  So whatever you believe, wherever you’re from, let’s remember the spirit of service that connects us all this season – as Americans. Each of us can do our part to serve our communities and our country, not just today, but every day.
[What they're not telling you:  That 'giving of ourselves; service to others' to the owe-bama royal family means we do our best to convince the taxpaying American public that having cash; having material riches; having the possibility of The American Dream are--in reality--detrimental to the public wellbeing!!  For those purposes, we take our MONTHLY VACATIONS as a method of putting more of the pubic largess into the economy.  Like "hair-plug" biden says: to remove on-going unemployment benefits from the economy is tantamount to another tax-increase; to another hit on family income!!
     So--as far into the future as we can--we'll continue our MONTHLY VACATIONS to the tune of $4 Million-PLUS, depending if "Clown Princess" Michelle wants to feel and display "nigra-rich" and fly around the country--nay, the world--on her private(?) 737 jet!!  We both live a lifestyle we could never afford; a lifestyle that our handlers would never buy for us!! All that giving back crap; all that service to others crap, is just that: C-R-A-P!!   The only axiom we believe in is:
"Take from others as fast as you can--as much as you can; before they figure out what'cher doing!!"]

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; December 17th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 12/17/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of CorruptionDecember 17, 2011
    This week marked an historic moment in the life of our country and our military.  For nearly nine years, our nation has been at war in Iraq. More than 1.5 million Americans have served there with honor, skill, and bravery. Tens of thousands have been wounded. Military families have sacrificed greatly – none more so than the families of those nearly 4,500 Americans who made the ultimate sacrifice. All of them – our troops, veterans, and their families – will always have the thanks of a grateful nation.  On Thursday, the colors our Armed Forces fought under in Iraq were formally cased in a ceremony in Baghdad before beginning their journey back home. Our troops are now preparing to make their final march across the border and out of the country. Iraq’s future will be in the hands of its own people. Our war there will be over. All of our troops will be out of Iraq. And this holiday season, all of us can finally say: welcome home. 
[What I'm not telling you: The 'ending' of the war in Iraq was not through victory, but through political expediency.  My presidential record is so dismal as to be from 'complete failure' to non-existant.  The end had to come for no other reason than to be a 'positive' for use in my failing re-election campaign.  In acknowledging the sacrifices of our military and their families is to also acknowledge my--and my family's--complete lack-of-sacrifice.  Not once have we missed taking our Monthly Vacations.  Why, just yesterday, "Clown Princess" Michelle with "Dutchess" Malia and "Dutchess" Sasha, wasted about one-million taxpayer dollars to fly ahead of me to start our December Monthly Vacation in Hawaii.  Had we not been self-deserving of the 'royal treatment,' she and the children would have had to wait for me to conclude my 'pre-holiday' destructive efforts!!]
    This is an extraordinary achievement – one made possible by the hard work and sacrifice of the men and women who had the courage to serve. And there’s a lesson to learn from that – a lesson about our character as a nation.  See, there’s a reason our military is the most respected institution in America. They don’t see themselves or each other as Democrats first or Republicans first. They see themselves as Americans first.
    For all our differences and disagreements, they remind us that we are all a part of something bigger; that we are one nation and one people. And for all our challenges, they remind us that there is nothing we can’t do when we stick together.  They’re the finest our nation has to offer. Many will remain in the military and go on to the next mission. Others will take off the uniform and become veterans. But their commitment to service doesn’t end when they take off the uniform – in fact, I’m confident the story of their service to America is just beginning. 
[What I'm not telling you:  The reader must realize that I intentionally said "....the most respected institution in America...."  NOT "....the most respected institution, worldwide...."  I'm more-or-less forced to refer to anything "America" the same way.  Through my regime's concerted efforts, you--the world-wide American image--have become a laughing-stock in statehouses around the globe!  Take--for instance--the Iranian 'capture' of your drone surveillance aircraft:  Did I demand it's return?!?  Did I threaten deadly force?!?  Did I dispatch the finest covert forces on earth, the SEALs, the Delta Force or the Army Rangers?!?  Absolutely not!!  After the "pretty-please" was eliminated from my statement, I--mealy mouthedly--asked that Iran return the aircraft. Now--I ask you--did my request inspire fear or even respect from the Iranians?!?  Again: Absolutely not!!  They went on to laughingly grant an interview with The Christian Science Monitor, mocking everything America currently  used to stand(s) for!!
    Traditionally, the American military votes republicRATic, a statistic I don't see changing; a statistic I need to change to continue my destructive regime.  My 'welfareRAT' and 'KoolAid drinker' voter bases are deteriorating by-leaps-and-bounds!  To be re-elected, I have to either shore up the aforementioned voter bases to previous levels or attract new voters.  The only way the latter can happen is to continue lying at the 2008 Campaign-levels.]
    After years of rebuilding Iraq, it is time to enlist our veterans and all our people in the work of rebuilding America.  Folks like my grandfather came back from World War II to form the backbone of the largest middle class in history. And today’s generation of veterans – the 9/11 Generation of veterans – is armed with the skills, discipline, and leadership to attack the defining challenge of our time: rebuilding an economy where hard work pays off, where responsibility is rewarded, where anyone can make it if they try.  Now it is up to us to serve these brave men and women as well as they serve us. Every day, they meet their responsibilities to their families and their country. Now it’s time to meet ours – especially those of us who you sent to serve in Washington. This cannot be a country where division and discord stand in the way of our progress. This is a moment where we must come together to ensure that every American has the chance to work for a decent living, own their own home, send their kids to college, and secure a decent retirement.  This is a moment for us to build a country that lives up to the ideals that so many of our bravest Americans have fought and even died for. That is our highest obligation as citizens. That is the welcome home that our troops deserve.
[What I'm not telling you: I have to continually remark on 'the rebuilding of America,' something that was supposed to happen as a result of the $787Billion PORKulus package, which only served as a 'slush-fund' to reward my campaign supporters, donors, the labor and service union hierarchies as well as parts of the 'American-rich!'  Note that I'm continuing--nay, ramping up--the class warfare and racial distinctions I'm famous for.  The owe-bama Regime is continuing to make the choice to not work, more and more easy.  We're advocating for further extensions of unemployment benefits; we're using the lack of verification to increase the welfareRAT rolls.  The class warfare--the rich against the middleclass--is intended to vilify the rich.  That seems not to be the case:  more and more middleclass workers are realizing that vast mumbers of 'the rich' are the very folks who create over ninety-percent of the jobs in America!!  I could cite the statistics, but we've all seen the ones that illustrated that the relatively low number of 'the rich' pay the vast majority of income taxes to the IRS; the statistics that verify more Americans 'ride in the wagon' than 'push the wagon!!'    My grandfather would be rolling-over-in-his-grave at the mere mention of his return to civilian life in a democratic America.  He and most of his friends found communism while serving in WWII; and were advocates of that oppressive and repressive form of government until their dying breaths!
    So far as "....the welcome home that our troops deserve....;" far more is done by 'civilian' volunteer organizations than is ever done by the federal government!  Even those blather opportunities by "Clown Princess" Michelle and community college lecturer, Jill Biden are little more than thinly-veiled campaign stops!]

This'n'That; December Sixteenth #1 Monthly Vacation!

'Royals' To Travel Separately!
    Will it ever occur to "Clown Princess" Michelle owe-bama, there's an economic kerfuffle out here?!? Here we--of the Serf Class--are, with the U-3 unemployment rate artificially just under NINE-PERCENT; the truthful unemployment rate well over 11%; workers giving up looking for work by the tens-of-thousands each week, while she and the two young owe-bama "Dutchesses" hop on one of OUR PLANES to toddle off to Hawaii for the family's Monthly Vacation!!  "Clown Princess" owe-bama's thoughtlessness is costing us about $100,000 per FLYING-hour for the nearly 10-hour flight!! Ahhhh, hell "what's a million bucks, more-or-less?!?"  "Clown Princess" Michelle owe-bama just couldn't wait until some of "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist's" destructive efforts had been corrected?!?  She just couldn't wait to force her "more-than-ample" ass into a decorative--albeit a dress-size 26--muu-muu?!?
    With the owe-bama perception that they deserve "the royal treatment;"  'splain to me again:
"Why did we elect "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist?!?"
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; December Sixth #2; Monthly Vacation

obama: "Do As I Say, Not As I Do!!
    While demanding that the Congress stay in the District of Corruption until HIS payroll tax holiday is continued, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" intends to take his Monthly Vacation, this time to Hawaii!  In Hawaii, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" intends to 'get-a-grip' on his golf clubs rather than 'get-a-grip' on the nation's economic kerfuffles!!
    Surprisingly enough, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" is planning on paying for his Monthly Vacation in Hawaii with 'family money;'  we just don't know which 'family' will pay!! 
Will it be the owe-bama 'union family?!?' 
Will it be the owe-bama 'Soros family?!?' 
Will it be the owe-bama 'campaign family?!?'
    The 'owe-bama share' of the Monthly Vacation will be nearly $60,000-that's just the rental of the accomodations!!  The American Taxpayer (that's the 46% of the population that ain't "ridin' in the wagon!") is expected to pay the $181,000 per flight-hour in transportation costs, PLUS the security costs for the 17-day Monthly Vacation!!  So, just to fly this contingent of arschlochs to Hawaii, the taxpayer will be on the hook for over FIVE-MILLION-BUCKS!!
This should bode well for the regime's re-election campaign!!
Til Nex'Time....