This'n'That; October Fifth #3; Affirmative Action

The "Clown Prince" Is A Product
    "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is willing to fudge on anything: race, ethnics, nationalities, education, etc.  I submit to you that "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist"--a self-proclaimed 'Mutt'--neither a negro, nor the first negro president (discounting the "Slick-Willie" Clinton administration)!
    Here's where you-couple of ZERO-bama supporters left, can chime in about the legitimacy of the "Clown's" birth certificate....
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is not qualified for the office he holds!  Yes, he allegedly meets the constitutional requirements to hold the office of The President of the United States,  but he hasn't had the requisite 'real-world' experience required to operate any successful business or organization.  "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" has never presented prima facie evidence that he has the basic education to make the well-reasoned decisions required of any chief-executive, let-alone the U.S. Presidency.
    Remember during the process through which George Soros bought the presidency for "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist?"  I wondered--as did many of my conservative, constitutionalist breathren--why, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" the candidate, refused to allow the release of grades, test scores of any portion of his college career?  The only logical reason--admittedly, logic is not part of the political process--can be: "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is the most public example of the failure of 'affirmative action!!'  Affirmative action has historically, artifically given the disadvantaged an added bonus of being held to lower standards than the "AWBs (average white-boys)."  This happens daily in colleges, in civil service exams, in employment interviews, etc.
   While the negro--as a race--uses the 'one-drop' principle in guaging the race of themselves and others, logic would hold that race depends on the race of an individual's parentage rather than the aforementioned principle.  "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" has a negro father and a caucasian mother, thus--at best--he's what the British call a 'half-caste.'  Not a member of either race, but a combination of both, with allegiance to neither.
    Herman Cain will be America's FIRST Negro President!  Mr Cain has two negro parents, which at least that far back, makes him a negro.  As to the other 'bitches' about "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" complete lack of qualification for the job he now holds, just reading Mr Cain's resume' will--on it's face--give the reader confirmation that he's eminently qualified for the position, may be the most qualified candidate of both the twenty and twenty-first centuries!! A partial list of Mr Cain's accomplishments:
Mr Cain has worked in ballistics for the U.S. Navy;
Mr Cain has worked as a business analysist for Coca-Cola;
Mr Cain has worked as the Director of Analysis for Pillsbury;
Mr Cain has worked as a 'turn-around specialist' for Burger King in Philadelphia;
Mr Cain has worked as President and CEO of Godfather's Pizza;
Mr Cain has worked as CEO of the National Restaurant Association;
Mr Cain has been a board member of The Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City;
Mr Cain has been the Chairman of the Board of The Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City;
Mr Cain has been a board member of Aquila, Inc;
Mr Cain has been a board member of Nabisco;
Mr Cain has been a board member of Whirlpool;
Mr Cain has been a board member of Readers Digest;
Mr Cain has been a board member of AGCO, Inc;
Mr Cain has been a conservative talk-radio host at WSB, Atlanta;
Now, let's list the accomplishments of "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist:"
The "Clown" repeated kindergarten (as Barry Soetoro; grades unknown);
The "Clown" graduated from a private high school in 1979 (grades unknown);
The "Clown" attended Occidental College, 1979-1981 (grades unknown);
The "Clown" graduated from Columbia University in 1983 (grades unknown);
The "Clown" worked at Business International Corporation (level unknown);
The "Clown" worked at New York Public Interest Research Group (level unknown);
The "Clown" worked as Director of Developing Communities Project (a community agitation organization); 
The "Clown" worked as a consultant and instructor at Gamaliel Foundation (a community agitation institute);
The "Clown" graduated from Harvard Law School in 1991 (grades unknown);
The "Clown" wrote a book during a 'no-show' position as a visiting 'fellow' at the University of Chicago Law School (1991);
The "Clown" worked as a lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School (1992-2004);
The "Clown" worked (concurrently with the law school-one or the other had to be a no-show position) at the Davis, Miner, Barnhill and Galland law firm as an associate in the civil rights division (1993-2004);
The "Clown" worked (again, concurrently) as a board member of Woods Foundation of Chicago (1994-2004);
The "Clown" worked (again, concurrently) as a board member of the Joyce Foundation (1994-2004);
The "Clown" worked (again, concurrently) as an Illinois state senator (1997-2004);
The "Clown" worked as a U.S. Senator (2005-2008, equalling 143 days);
The "Clown" works currently as the ruler over the United States (2009-current, equalling roughly the same number of workdays).
Now who is the most qualified to pull America out of the ZERO-bama Depression?!?
Til Nex'Time....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Cain
http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaEducation.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama#Early_life_and_career