"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; May 5th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 05/05/2012
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
May 5, 2012
    This week, I traveled to Afghanistan—to thank our troops serving far from home, and to sign an historic agreement that will help us complete our mission and end the war.  As Commander-in-Chief, nothing is more humbling or inspiring than the chance to spend some time with our troops. At Bagram Air Base, I visited with some of our outstanding men and women in uniform. I thanked them for their extraordinary service. And I let them know that America honors their sacrifice.  Because of their bravery and dedication, the tide of war has turned in Afghanistan. We have broken the Taliban’s momentum. We’ve built strong Afghan Security Forces. We have devastated al Qaeda’s leadership. And one year ago, our troops launched the operation that killed Osama bin Laden. The goal that I set – to defeat al Qaeda, and deny it a chance to rebuild – is within reach.  Because of the progress we have made, I was able to sign an historic agreement between the United States and Afghanistan that defines a new kind of relationship between our countries – a future in which Afghans are responsible for the security of their nation, and we build an equal partnership between two sovereign states; a future in which the war ends, and a new chapter begins.
[What I'm not telling you: This week I traveled to Afghanistan to attempt to regain the notoriety I achieved by my claim of killing obama....er Osama.  That 'achievement' will be the cornerstone of my re-immaculation campaign.  To that end, I hope to sway the opinions of the American military men and women.  This segment traditionally vote republicRATic which would explain why those obamacRATic-leaning vote counters tend to 'lose, misplace, forget about' the military's absentee ballots.
    The real reason President Karzai--he and I are 'buds' so I just call him 'Ham'--Ham and I signed this agreement is to keep the 'American hand' in the muslim workings of the volitile areas of Afghanistan, Pakistan and the other miscreant countries controlled by the muslim 'iron-fist!'  This agreement will allow me to increase troop levels at any provocation such as the Afghans' failure of acceptance of Sharia Law; things like that.]
    The enormous sacrifices of our men and women in uniform are not over. But many of our troops are already coming home. Last year, we removed 10,000 U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Another 23,000 will leave by the end of the summer. As our coalition agreed, by the end of 2014, the Afghans will be fully responsible for the security of their country.  And this is as it should be. Because after more than a decade of war, it is time to focus on nation building here at home.  As a new greatest generation returns from overseas, we must ask ourselves, what kind of country will they come back to? Will it be a country where a shrinking number of Americans do really well while a growing number barely get by? Or will it be a country where everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules – a country with opportunity worthy of the troops who protect us?  America has answered this question before. My grandfather, a veteran of Patton’s Army, got the chance to go to college on the GI Bill. My grandmother, who worked on a bomber assembly line, was part of a workforce that turned out the best products on Earth. They contributed to a story of success that every American had the chance to share in, the basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for retirement.
[What I'm not telling you:  So.... by the end of this summer, I'll have approximately 23,000 members of the world's finest fighting forces at my disposal.  Can anybody spell "L-I-B-Y-A?!?  I'm sure there's a war I can start somewhere in the world; there's always more muslim uprisings to support, SOMEWHERE!!  
  There's really no miscreants to parade out on the stage as I normally do, so I'll just bring up my grandparents who made it possible for me not to do a dam' thing in my early life; my early adulthood.  My grandfather became a government worker, eligible for the traditional highly inflated pensions and related post-retirement benefits.  My grandmother became one of the ONE-PERCENTERS, a Bank of Hawaii vice-president in 1970 until her retirement in 1986.  All those health-care issues she faced in her last days: PURE BULLSHIT!!  She had the Bank of Hawaii's "golden-parachute" of cash payments and health benefits provided to their retiring--and retired--executives!!
    These returning war veterans.... they don't have an option.  They're forced to return to the United States for either retirement, discharge or re-assignment.  Many of them won't recognize the country I have reformed, directed toward socio-fascism!!  There's no actual need for me to blather on about the educational benefits I WILL PROVIDE for the returning troops; they've been in force since the post-Viet Nam era!!  There's nothing the Congress will let me do, either for or against their benefits.  Said benefits are federal law; part of the individual inductee's enlistment contract!! 
    OK, folks:  Here's the kicker; the bold-faced lie for this week: 
"....the basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for college."
As evidenced by "The Life of Julia" on my re-immaculation page: 
http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia   
said statement is ludicrous on it's face!!  The goal of the "Bilderberg-guided" owe-bama Regime is to control every facet of American life; birth-to-death!!  The more benefits we provide, the less incentive the recipient has to work; to form an individual opinion; to oppose the federal government; to vote for anything or anyone who doesn't continue the availability of the government 'tit!!' 
    At the referenced URL you'll note that the federal government 'doesn't give-a-shit' about the birth--or birthing--of said "Julia" in keeping with the government's support of abortion-on-demand; her hypothetical life begins at three!!  You should also note that per said URL, life ends--sofar as the government's concerned--at age 67!!!  That's where owe-bamaKare's "Death Panels" kick in.  
    The 'Bilderbergers' are concerned that large portions of my previous voter base are abandoning owe-bamacRATism; owe-bamanomics!!  To that end, they're having me concentrate on college students.  I'll be visiting campi in both Ohio and Virginia later today.  In Virginia you can expect to see anti- owe-bama posters and billboards: 

and this one:

{to get your copies: http://www.wrva.com/ ....keyword: Lee Brothers.  Also, don't forget http://www.fubowear.com/ }
All this brings to mind the quote attributed to our third president, Thomas Jefferson {1777-1781}:
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." 
Keep that in mind when you vote in November!!]
    Keeping that promise alive is the defining issue of our time. But it means making responsible choices.  I don’t think we should prioritize things like more tax cuts for millionaires while cutting the kinds of investments that built a strong middle class.  That’s why I’ve called on Congress to take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down our debt, and use the other half to rebuild America.  Because we’ve got more jobs to create. More students to educate. More clean energy to generate. More entrepreneurs with the next great idea, just looking for their shot at success. We’ve got to invest in things like education and medical research. We’ve got to build newer, faster transportation and communication networks. And we’ve got to secure the care and benefits our veterans have earned, so that we serve them as well as they have served us.  Every time I have the privilege of meeting with our troops, I’m struck by their courage, their commitment, their selflessness, and their teamwork. They have something to teach us. Recovering from the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression is a work in progress – but if we follow their example, then I have no doubt we will preserve the promise of this country, protect the freedoms we cherish, and leave for our children an America that’s built to last.
[What I'm not telling you:  More of the blatant lies I'm famous for: 
"....tax cuts for millionaires...." 
The tax benefits that are enjoyed by us all, are written into the IRS Tax Code, composed and passed into law by the United States Congress; both houses; both parties!!  The millionaires among us are doing nothing more--or less--than the average TAX PAYING American:  using the tax code as written to benefit their individual--and/or corporate--circumstance.  I'm using my fabricated version of the tax code to create and continue the class-warfare plank of my re-immaculation platform!! 
    Rather than go into all my failings, e.g., green energy, jobs creation, federal takeover of the student-loan programs, unnecessary high-speed transportation, pandering to various groups of my subjects--currently veteran and active duty military--et al, I'm sure you can peruse this blog for my sub-conscious, more-or-less honest recitations!]

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; October 22nd

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 10/22/2011

barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
October 22, 2011
    This week, we had two powerful reminders of how we’ve renewed American leadership in the world. I was proud to announce that—as promised—the rest of our troops in Iraq will come home by the end of this year. And in Libya, the death of Moammar Qadhafi showed that our role in protecting the Libyan people, and helping them break free from a tyrant, was the right thing to do.  In Iraq, we’ve succeeded in our strategy to end the war. Last year, I announced the end of our combat mission in Iraq. We’ve already removed more than 100,000 troops, and Iraqi forces have taken full responsibility for the security of their own country. Thanks to the extraordinary sacrifices of our men and women in uniform, the Iraqi people have the chance to forge their own future. And now the rest of our troops will be home for the holidays.  In Libya, our brave pilots and crews helped prevent a massacre, save countless lives, and give the Libyan people the chance to prevail. Without putting a single U.S. service member on the ground, we achieved our objectives. Soon, our NATO mission will come to a successful end even as we continue to support the Libyan people, and people across the Arab world, who seek a democratic future.
[What I'm not telling you:  This 'withdrawal from Iraq' could have--and should have--been announced six-months ago, thus completed by now!  We didn't because we monitor our internal polling numbers.  Two years into my reign the numbers were holding even and then started dropping at a greater rate than could be tolerated.  Currently, they're almost in the cellar!  No sitting ruler has ever been re-immaculated with poll numbers as low as my regime is recording!  
    The 'withdrawal from Iraq' has been withheld for six-months with good reason:  My handlers (read: George Soros; Valarie Jarrett) could see that dramatic actions would be necessary to sway the "KoolAid drinkers" and other owe-bamacRATics back into the fold.  The 'rats' have been 'leaving the ship' for the past year or so; we need to draw them back with more of the grandeous promises and outright lies that came from this regime's "Campaign of Fluff" of 2007 and '08."   We're hoping this 'withdrawal from Iraq' will have a secondary benefit as well; that of endearing the military member and his/her family to the socio-fascist philosophy; thus added voter support!!  Many do not see it; the military traditionally vote for those evil republicRATics; precisely the reason we--whose next immaculation may be in question--usually try to destroy the value of the absentee ballot!  Axelrod even forced Miz "Eat'cher Veggies" Michelle off-her-dead-ass, and onto the campaign trail.  She and 'plug' biden's wife had to show up at Game One of the 2011 World Series to 'blow-hard' about the families of military members.  I've reviewed some of her blather appearances of this nature.... not very believable!!  She's not going to sway many voters to the 'socio-fascist' camp!
    With regard to that 'Libyan thingie,' we--the owe-bama Regime--did little more than "tag-team" with the French and British.  They were the first to respond into Libya with military assets while we were forced to go to the United Nations and demand to be included as an 'additional opposing force!'  The owe-bama Regime needed--and still needs--another military 'victory;' one that can't be attributed to that evil George Bush #43!!  The owe-bama Osama bin Laden assassination was planned by the aforementioned evil George Bush #43;  this regime's involvement was little more than demanding I fore-shorten my golf game and come to 'The War Room' for the requisite 'photo op!'  Very few of our ground assets were in on the Gaddafi Assassination; unlike Seal Team Six with the bin Laden assassination.
   Earlier this morning I was listening to a talk-show originating from just down-the-road, in Richmond, Va.... "The Lee Brothers' Saturday Show," from WRVA, 1140AM.  One of the co-hosts--and I can't recall which one--said something I thought, quite profound!  The co-host said:
"We had to suffer through Jimmy Carter to get to Ronald Reagan, so we have to suffer through owe-bama to get to ....who?!?"
The co-host actually said "....who?"  Apparently, many have not made a decision as to their preference to lead the country out of "owe-bamaGeddon!"  We--the regime--keep pushing Willard (Mitt) Romney, he'll be the easiest to defeat.  Most of the others have plans on all fronts, that we cannot reasonably oppose.  Our opposition--to say, Herman Cain's "9-9-9 Plan"--would look silly on it's face!  Who doesn't want a fairer, flatter income tax?!?]
These successes are part of a larger story. After a decade of war, we’re turning the page and moving forward, with strength and confidence. The drawdown in Iraq allowed us to refocus on Afghanistan and achieve major victories against al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden. As we remove the last of our troops from Iraq, we’re beginning to bring our troops home from Afghanistan.   To put this in perspective, when I took office, roughly 180,000 troops were deployed in these wars. By the end of this year that number will be cut in half, and an increasing number of our troops will continue to come home.   As we end these wars, we’re focusing on our greatest challenge as a nation—rebuilding our economy and renewing our strength at home. Over the past decade, we spent a trillion dollars on war, borrowed heavily from overseas and invested too little in the greatest source of our national strength—our own people. Now, the nation we need to build is our own.  We have to tackle this challenge with the same urgency and unity that our troops brought to their fight. That’s why we have to do everything in our power to get our economy moving again. That’s why I’m calling on Congress to pass the American Jobs Act, so we can rebuild our country – our schools, our roads, our bridges – and put our veterans, construction workers, teachers, cops and firefighters back to work. And that’s why I hope all of us can draw strength from the example of our men and women in uniform.  They’ve met their responsibilities to America. Now it’s time to meet ours. It’s time to come together and show the world why the United States of America remains the greatest source for freedom and opportunity that the world has ever known.
[What I'm not telling you: The owe-bama Regime is in 'quiet' negotiations with the Pakistani rulers and warlords as well as al Qaeda forces with regard to the final distribution of the 'spoils of war.'  As part of said negotiations, the United States will begin withdrawing American ground and air forces from Afganistan in December, 2011, completion is scheduled for September, 2012-how coincidental is that?!?  Just in time for that--anticipated--bounce in the polls going into the election season!!  This draw-down-to-zero will be playing into the al Qaeda objective: the actual defeat of a major world power.  The American public has been--intentionally--shielded from the brutality; the pure viciousness of al Qaeda forces.  I've been enlightened to that situation by reading Marcus Luttrell's terrific book, "Lone Survivor."  I'm at the point in the book where Mr Luttrell and three comrades are fighting off an al Qaeda force of approximately 200 miscreants; just four of 'em!!  Seal Team Ten is fighting from the position of a practically shear mountainside!!  (Can't wait to get back to the book but the golf courses are calling for this weekend!!)
    With the on-going draw-down in Afganistan, al Qaeda forces will be freed to concentrate their 'muslim conversions' in other areas of the world!!  To that end--with the now-free U.S. forces--the United States would be best-served by using said freed-forces on America's southern border.  With the--soon to be freeier--al Qaeda forces, coupled with the new owe-bama Regime threat of the ill-conceived 'cross-border trucking' portion of the NAFTA agreement, will be a "double-threat" to American safety, the American way-of-life!!   As with the Mexican drug cartels, the Mexican truckers allowed free-reign into the United States can--and some probably will--align themselves with the al Qaeda miscreants as a way to even greater personal incomes!
    It still amazes me:  all my blathering on about investing in the teachers, the police, the firefighters--union members, all--the American people, the American veteran, the roads, the bridges, the schools, et al; some people will still believe it!  I intend to ask my buddy-little Billy Ayers--to do a study on how large portions of the American electorate will ignore proven facts in favor of blusterful bullshit!!  Every one of the aforementioned principles has been the subject of previous regime money-laundering scams.  Wasn't that $787Thousand-Million wealth re-distribution, PORKulus scam supposed to correct every aformentioned defugalty?!?   The regime's new "American Jobs Act" wealth re-distribution scam was never intended to be passed into law!!  It is nothing more than a method to vilify the republicRATics in the Congress; due to their rightful opposition to more-and-more UNCONTROLLED spending.  Now the plan is to break the "American Jobs Act" wealth re-distribution scam into smaller portions to have the republicRATics reject them as well!  While the congressional opposition is well within their philosophy to reject these bits; the regime's hope is that the American electorate will view these rejections as not understanding the plight of the American people!!  I have doubts that the people will continue to be as mesmerized by my voice, as I am!!]