"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather, November 12th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 11/12/2011
aboard The USS Carl Vinson,
San Diego, California
November 12, 2011
    I’m speaking to you from the bridge of the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson in San Diego. This is one of the biggest ships in the Navy, and on Friday it was home to one of the most unique college basketball games I’ve ever seen. It also gave members of our military and our veterans a chance to unwind a little bit, and on this Veterans Day, I want to take this opportunity to thank all our men and women in uniform for their service and their sacrifice.  But this day isn’t just about thanking our veterans. It’s about rededicating ourselves to serving our veterans as well as they’ve served us. And right now, that’s more important than ever.   Last month, I announced that, as promised, we will end the war in Iraq by the end of the year. Many of our military families will be welcoming loved ones home for the holidays. At the same time, we’ve begun to wind down the war in Afghanistan. And in the next five years, over a million servicemembers will transition back into civilian life – joining the 3 million who have already done so over the last decade.  These are men and women who have served with distinction in some of the most dangerous places on the planet. But for many of them, the challenges don’t end when they take off the uniform. Today, more than 850,000 veterans remain unemployed. And too many are struggling to find a job worthy of their talents and experience.  That’s not right. We ask these men and women to leave their families and their jobs and risk their lives to fight for our country. The last thing they should have to do is fight for a job when they get home.
[What I'm not telling you:  Check out the cool jacket these guys gave me--just for showin' up!!--Michele didn't get squat!!  I'm getting quite a collection of these jackets; I even got to keep that jacket--belonging to someone else--they gave me in the bunker when I killed bin Laden.  You remember, the one that hid my golf shirt; I didn't have time to change before I-- unexpectedly--killed bin Laden!! 


"Muggin' For The Cameras!!"

We've managed to keep the 'gag-order' on the bin Laden details intact, but I'm sure someone will spill-the-beans on what really happened by writing a book.  Actually, I've already been talkin' to little-Billy Ayers about ghosting my next book; who better--he's written every book sofar, with my name on it!!
    As most owe-bamacRATics are wont to do, I've found a way to engineer a defeat in Iraq; quite possibly another defeat for Afganistan.  With Iraq, I've told you people about my withdrawal plans, with a tone that leads you to believe there'll be no American forces in Iraq at the end of the withdrawal period: Not So!!  We'll--or whoever's your ruler in 2013--have a substantial force in-country for ongoing police training and assistance; we're looking at 12-15,000!!  More-than-likely, this force level will go on for upwards of ten years into the future.  The same deal will apply if we get the 'deal-done' before Michele'n'I get "tossed out on our collective asses!!"
    Today's veteran faces a situation unique in the annals of war: returning home from the battlefield to an economy and jobs market intentionally destroyed by the regime in office!!  With George Soros as engineer-on-this-train, we've run both "off-the-rails!!"  All in the name of having the United States indoctrinated into socialism; fascism before the end of this term of rule.
But--sadly--enough about me!!
    Let's look back at the last big war the American veteran returned from.  We will ignore--for the moment--the Viet Nam conflict and focus on the returnees from World War II.  They returned to an economy in transition from war-materiel to civilian-goods manufacturing.  Not only did they aid in the transition actions, they were on hand to step into jobs with the civilian manufacturers.  During the war-years, there were very few men of military age in the United States jobs market; women had taken over most responsibilities in the manufacturing sector.  The transitions not only included the military veteran, but the American woman who--for the most part--returned to keeping-house and raising families.  After the short-lived Recession of 1945--ending in October, that year--we had a robust economy; a robust jobs market, in the years between the last World War and the commencement of hostilities in Korea. 
    Not so for today's returning veteran!  The returnees face upwards of 9% unemployment--thankfully, owe-bamacRATics 'tweeked' the formula, if not--should be well north of 12%!!  Hell....if ya want some really dismal news, check out the U-6 number--which counts everyone not working, for whatever reason--that's well north of 16%!!  The regime can 'tweek' the numbers all it wants; the only thing that accomplishes is a feel-good gesture that has no positive effect on the actual economy; on the actual jobs market.
    All my bluster aside, the veteran will be treated as every other unemployed American has been treated by this regime: with contempt!!  The American slide toward socialism, fascism, communism, does not include full employment!  We have more to be concerned with along the way, than unemployment!!  Stop whining, get on welfare like the rest of American serfdom!!  While you're on welfare--enjoying this great owe-bamacRATic philosophy--remember who put'cha there when it comes time to vote!!  We're trying to convince the majority of Americans, this--being a welfareRAT--is the 'majority opinion; the majority desire!!']
To give our veterans the opportunities they’ve earned, I’ve directed the federal government to lead by example – and already, we’ve hired 120,000 veterans. We’ve also challenged private companies to hire or train 100,000 post-9/11 veterans or their spouses by the end of 2013. So far, many patriotic companies have answered the call, hiring more than 16,000 Americans. And yesterday, thanks to the hard work of Michelle and Dr. Jill Biden, companies announced their commitment to train or hire 125,000 more over the next two years.   But we need to do more. That’s why, as part of the American Jobs Act, I called on Congress to pass a Returning Heroes Tax Credit, which would give businesses a tax break for each unemployed veteran they hire; and a Wounded Warriors Tax Credit, which would give businesses a tax break for hiring an unemployed veteran with a disability related to their service in uniform.  These proposals will go a long way towards putting our veterans back to work. And on Thursday, I was pleased to see the Senate put partisanship aside and come together to pass these tax credits. After all, standing up for our veterans isn’t a Democratic responsibility or a Republican responsibility – it’s an American responsibility. It’s one that all of us have an obligation to meet. And the House should pass this bill as soon as possible so I can sign it into law.  As Commander-in-Chief, I want every veteran to know that America will always honor your service and your sacrifice – not just today, but every day. And just as you fought for us, we’re going to keep fighting for you – for more jobs, for more security, for the opportunity to keep your families strong and America competitive in the 21st century.  So to all our veterans – thank you for your service. God bless you. And may God bless the United States of America.
[What I'm not telling you: This "lead by example" bullshit is just that: BULLSHIT!!  The federal hiring practices have but one objective, that of growing the size of said government!!  The greater the size of government; the greater the number of owe-bamacRATic voters!!  This principle usually doesn't hold when referring to military active-duty or veterans.  They tend to vote republicRAT; they tend to be far more conservative than we can tolerate in the government, itself!!  Sure we'll hire them for the 'do-nothing' jobs which will bore them to tears; after which they'll quit and scour the civilian economy for a real job, with real rewards, with real responsibilities, with real satisfaction!!
    The civilian economy needs no urging by the federal government; they are well aware of the veteran's value to the workforce!!  The veteran ha long been the backbone of the civilian economy!!
More Bullshit:  "....the hard work of Michelle...."  Just how difficult is it to drag your 'more-than-ample' ass in front of a camera and read from a teleprompter?!?  
still More Bullshit:  "....and Dr Jill Biden...." Give us a break!!  She's gotta doctorate in education, for Chris'sakes (Allah don't mind if I say that)!!  We all know how wonderful; how effective the American educational system is, right?!?
    When I included these military bribes in my American Jobs (and Tax Increases) Act, I failed to realize--actually, I never considered--the level of pride and determination the American soldier, sailor, airman and marine has.  They don't want preferential treatment that's not afforded every other American and here I am:  Trying to use them for political gain!  All the tax credits on earth don't amount to "two-hoots-in-Hell" if there's no jobs to compete for! 
    Please remember--all you returning, unemployed veterans--that I, s your Commander-in-Chief, honored your service; your sacrifice, by spending the first six-months of my rule, wandering--willy-nilly--around the world apologizing to every 'rathole dictator' for how mean, how uncaring the United States has been prior to my regime!!  On that note: I had a great Veterans Day, thanks for askin'!!]

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; October 22nd

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 10/22/2011

barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
October 22, 2011
    This week, we had two powerful reminders of how we’ve renewed American leadership in the world. I was proud to announce that—as promised—the rest of our troops in Iraq will come home by the end of this year. And in Libya, the death of Moammar Qadhafi showed that our role in protecting the Libyan people, and helping them break free from a tyrant, was the right thing to do.  In Iraq, we’ve succeeded in our strategy to end the war. Last year, I announced the end of our combat mission in Iraq. We’ve already removed more than 100,000 troops, and Iraqi forces have taken full responsibility for the security of their own country. Thanks to the extraordinary sacrifices of our men and women in uniform, the Iraqi people have the chance to forge their own future. And now the rest of our troops will be home for the holidays.  In Libya, our brave pilots and crews helped prevent a massacre, save countless lives, and give the Libyan people the chance to prevail. Without putting a single U.S. service member on the ground, we achieved our objectives. Soon, our NATO mission will come to a successful end even as we continue to support the Libyan people, and people across the Arab world, who seek a democratic future.
[What I'm not telling you:  This 'withdrawal from Iraq' could have--and should have--been announced six-months ago, thus completed by now!  We didn't because we monitor our internal polling numbers.  Two years into my reign the numbers were holding even and then started dropping at a greater rate than could be tolerated.  Currently, they're almost in the cellar!  No sitting ruler has ever been re-immaculated with poll numbers as low as my regime is recording!  
    The 'withdrawal from Iraq' has been withheld for six-months with good reason:  My handlers (read: George Soros; Valarie Jarrett) could see that dramatic actions would be necessary to sway the "KoolAid drinkers" and other owe-bamacRATics back into the fold.  The 'rats' have been 'leaving the ship' for the past year or so; we need to draw them back with more of the grandeous promises and outright lies that came from this regime's "Campaign of Fluff" of 2007 and '08."   We're hoping this 'withdrawal from Iraq' will have a secondary benefit as well; that of endearing the military member and his/her family to the socio-fascist philosophy; thus added voter support!!  Many do not see it; the military traditionally vote for those evil republicRATics; precisely the reason we--whose next immaculation may be in question--usually try to destroy the value of the absentee ballot!  Axelrod even forced Miz "Eat'cher Veggies" Michelle off-her-dead-ass, and onto the campaign trail.  She and 'plug' biden's wife had to show up at Game One of the 2011 World Series to 'blow-hard' about the families of military members.  I've reviewed some of her blather appearances of this nature.... not very believable!!  She's not going to sway many voters to the 'socio-fascist' camp!
    With regard to that 'Libyan thingie,' we--the owe-bama Regime--did little more than "tag-team" with the French and British.  They were the first to respond into Libya with military assets while we were forced to go to the United Nations and demand to be included as an 'additional opposing force!'  The owe-bama Regime needed--and still needs--another military 'victory;' one that can't be attributed to that evil George Bush #43!!  The owe-bama Osama bin Laden assassination was planned by the aforementioned evil George Bush #43;  this regime's involvement was little more than demanding I fore-shorten my golf game and come to 'The War Room' for the requisite 'photo op!'  Very few of our ground assets were in on the Gaddafi Assassination; unlike Seal Team Six with the bin Laden assassination.
   Earlier this morning I was listening to a talk-show originating from just down-the-road, in Richmond, Va.... "The Lee Brothers' Saturday Show," from WRVA, 1140AM.  One of the co-hosts--and I can't recall which one--said something I thought, quite profound!  The co-host said:
"We had to suffer through Jimmy Carter to get to Ronald Reagan, so we have to suffer through owe-bama to get to ....who?!?"
The co-host actually said "....who?"  Apparently, many have not made a decision as to their preference to lead the country out of "owe-bamaGeddon!"  We--the regime--keep pushing Willard (Mitt) Romney, he'll be the easiest to defeat.  Most of the others have plans on all fronts, that we cannot reasonably oppose.  Our opposition--to say, Herman Cain's "9-9-9 Plan"--would look silly on it's face!  Who doesn't want a fairer, flatter income tax?!?]
These successes are part of a larger story. After a decade of war, we’re turning the page and moving forward, with strength and confidence. The drawdown in Iraq allowed us to refocus on Afghanistan and achieve major victories against al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden. As we remove the last of our troops from Iraq, we’re beginning to bring our troops home from Afghanistan.   To put this in perspective, when I took office, roughly 180,000 troops were deployed in these wars. By the end of this year that number will be cut in half, and an increasing number of our troops will continue to come home.   As we end these wars, we’re focusing on our greatest challenge as a nation—rebuilding our economy and renewing our strength at home. Over the past decade, we spent a trillion dollars on war, borrowed heavily from overseas and invested too little in the greatest source of our national strength—our own people. Now, the nation we need to build is our own.  We have to tackle this challenge with the same urgency and unity that our troops brought to their fight. That’s why we have to do everything in our power to get our economy moving again. That’s why I’m calling on Congress to pass the American Jobs Act, so we can rebuild our country – our schools, our roads, our bridges – and put our veterans, construction workers, teachers, cops and firefighters back to work. And that’s why I hope all of us can draw strength from the example of our men and women in uniform.  They’ve met their responsibilities to America. Now it’s time to meet ours. It’s time to come together and show the world why the United States of America remains the greatest source for freedom and opportunity that the world has ever known.
[What I'm not telling you: The owe-bama Regime is in 'quiet' negotiations with the Pakistani rulers and warlords as well as al Qaeda forces with regard to the final distribution of the 'spoils of war.'  As part of said negotiations, the United States will begin withdrawing American ground and air forces from Afganistan in December, 2011, completion is scheduled for September, 2012-how coincidental is that?!?  Just in time for that--anticipated--bounce in the polls going into the election season!!  This draw-down-to-zero will be playing into the al Qaeda objective: the actual defeat of a major world power.  The American public has been--intentionally--shielded from the brutality; the pure viciousness of al Qaeda forces.  I've been enlightened to that situation by reading Marcus Luttrell's terrific book, "Lone Survivor."  I'm at the point in the book where Mr Luttrell and three comrades are fighting off an al Qaeda force of approximately 200 miscreants; just four of 'em!!  Seal Team Ten is fighting from the position of a practically shear mountainside!!  (Can't wait to get back to the book but the golf courses are calling for this weekend!!)
    With the on-going draw-down in Afganistan, al Qaeda forces will be freed to concentrate their 'muslim conversions' in other areas of the world!!  To that end--with the now-free U.S. forces--the United States would be best-served by using said freed-forces on America's southern border.  With the--soon to be freeier--al Qaeda forces, coupled with the new owe-bama Regime threat of the ill-conceived 'cross-border trucking' portion of the NAFTA agreement, will be a "double-threat" to American safety, the American way-of-life!!   As with the Mexican drug cartels, the Mexican truckers allowed free-reign into the United States can--and some probably will--align themselves with the al Qaeda miscreants as a way to even greater personal incomes!
    It still amazes me:  all my blathering on about investing in the teachers, the police, the firefighters--union members, all--the American people, the American veteran, the roads, the bridges, the schools, et al; some people will still believe it!  I intend to ask my buddy-little Billy Ayers--to do a study on how large portions of the American electorate will ignore proven facts in favor of blusterful bullshit!!  Every one of the aforementioned principles has been the subject of previous regime money-laundering scams.  Wasn't that $787Thousand-Million wealth re-distribution, PORKulus scam supposed to correct every aformentioned defugalty?!?   The regime's new "American Jobs Act" wealth re-distribution scam was never intended to be passed into law!!  It is nothing more than a method to vilify the republicRATics in the Congress; due to their rightful opposition to more-and-more UNCONTROLLED spending.  Now the plan is to break the "American Jobs Act" wealth re-distribution scam into smaller portions to have the republicRATics reject them as well!  While the congressional opposition is well within their philosophy to reject these bits; the regime's hope is that the American electorate will view these rejections as not understanding the plight of the American people!!  I have doubts that the people will continue to be as mesmerized by my voice, as I am!!]

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; October 15th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 10/15/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption,
October 15, 2011
I’m here in Detroit visiting workers at a GM plant in the heart of a resurgent American auto industry. And I brought a guest with me – President Lee of South Korea.  We’re here because this week, Congress passed landmark trade agreements with countries like Korea, and assistance for American workers that will be a big win for our economy.  These trade agreements will support tens of thousands of American jobs. And we’ll sell more Fords, Chevys and Chryslers abroad stamped with three proud words – “Made in America.”  So it was good to see Congress act in a bipartisan way on something that will help create jobs at a time when millions of Americans are out of work and need them now.  But that’s also why it was so disappointing to see Senate Republicans obstruct the American Jobs Act, even though a majority of Senators voted “yes” to advance this jobs bill.
[What I'm not telling you: This has been a really dismal week for me; for my regime in general and for 'General' holder in particular!  So I thought we'd start the explanation of this blather opportunity off with a bit of humor:  President Lee of South Korea is visiting for a cuppla'days as we sign away more American rights on the international trade front.  Just for the-hell-of-it; I decided to feed the president some Japanese food; Waygu (Japanese bred cattle) beef, if for no other reason that to show him who's actually in charge around here. 
  The South Korean trade agreement was suggested to me as a way to continue to reward the United Auto Workers Union for their on-going support.  You'll recall that during the $787 Thousand-Million PORKulus bail-out of 'Government Motors' and Chrysler, we gave said union a 17.5% stake in the company while the bond-holders--the only ones putting private money at-risk--were screwed-to-the-wall with a mere 10% ownership in 'Government' Motors!!
    That "Made in America" phrase means diddly-squat!!   Considering the vast and varied makes and models of American autos, about the only thing Made in America are the patents and the trademark agreements!!  Just considering GM vehicles: the Camaro, the Equinox, the Impala and the GMC Terrain are Made in Canada; the Cadillac SRX and Escalade EXT, the Chevrolet Aveo, HHR, Silverado, the GMC Sierra are Made in Mexico!!  Hell, the foreign monikers build more 'Made in America' vehicles than do the U.S. companies!  Of foreign auto makers, Toyota: Camry and Avalon (Georgetown, Ky.), Sienna and Highlander (Princeton, In.), with other large Toyota auto plants in Huntsville Al., and San Antonio, Tx.;  Hyundai:  Sonata and Elantra (Montgomery, Al.); Kia: Sorento (West Point, Ga.); Nissan builds its larger pickups and SUVs in Smyrna, Ga.;  Mercedes-Benz ML-, R- and G-class models (Vance, Al.); BMW X-Series SUVs (Spartanburg, S.C.).
    My failed 'American Jobs (and Taxes) Act' was not the result of which side the republicRATs fell on during the Senate vote; the owe-bamacRATics couldn't even get all their members to vote for my latest (but surely not the last) wealth re-distribution plan!  Some of those owe-bamacRATics who did vote for the plan, questioned the $447 Thousand-MILLION spending plan with an already outrageous $1.5 Thousand-BILLION budget deficit!!  Hell, even that louse 'Pinky' reid changed his vote to "NO!!"]
We can’t afford this lack of action. And there is no reason for it. Independent economists say that this jobs bill would give the economy a jumpstart and lead to nearly two million new jobs. Every idea in that jobs bill is the kind of idea both parties have supported in the past.  The majority of the American people support the proposals in this jobs bill. And they want action from their elected leaders to create jobs and restore some security for the middle class right now. You deserve to see your hard work and responsibility rewarded – and you certainly deserve to see it reflected in the folks you send to Washington.  But rather than listen to you and put folks back to work, Republicans in the House spent the past couple days picking partisan ideological fights. They’re seeing if they can roll back clean air and water protections. They’re stirring up fights over a woman’s right to make her own health care choices. They’re not focused on the concrete actions that will put people back to work right now.
[What I'm not telling you:  Not only have I destroyed the domestic energy sector on both land and sea; I intend to continue to destroy it through the IRS which will have the added benefit of raising energy costs as I had intended in my last campaign.  With the removal--or severe limitation--of various oil and gas tax incentives, the intended consequence is higher exploration, recovery and refining costs as well as increased retail energy costs FOR YOU, the consumer!!
    My voter base has substantially deminished of late!  Polls indicate that the 18-to-24 year-old voter is quickly but quietly, leaning toward a far more conservative mindset.  With the added deficit spending putting them--and all Americans--in the untenable position of being so far in debt, they'll never-see-daylight in their lifetimes.  Even the leadership of the various "occupy (insert city name here)" mobs have such a disjointed agenda as to be rudderless.  Their spokes-people on the national news shows can't clearly articulate their demands; they just--much like my campaign blather--read from a list of 'talking-points.']
Well, we’re going to give them another chance. We’re going to give them another chance to spend more time worrying about your jobs than keeping theirs.  Next week, I’m urging Members of Congress to vote on putting hundreds of thousands of teachers back in the classroom, cops back on the streets, and firefighters back on the job.  And if they vote “no” on that, they’ll have to tell you why. They’ll have to tell you why teachers in your community don’t deserve a paycheck again. They’ll have to tell your kids why they don’t deserve to have their teacher back. They’ll have to tell you why they’re against commonsense proposals that would help families and strengthen our communities right now.  In the coming weeks, we’ll have them vote on the other parts of the jobs bill – putting construction workers back on the job, rebuilding our roads and bridges; providing tax cuts for small businesses that hire our veterans; making sure that middle-class families don’t see a tax hike next year and that the unemployed and our out-of-work youth have a chance to get back in the workforce and earn their piece of the American Dream.  That’s what’s at stake. Putting people back to work. Restoring economic security for the middle class. Rebuilding an economy where hard work is valued and responsibility is rewarded – an economy that’s built to last. And I’m going to travel all over the country over the next few weeks so that we can remind Congress that’s their job. Because there’s still time to create jobs and grow our economy right now. There’s still time for Congress to do the right thing. We just need to act.
[What I'm not telling you:  All these 'protected-class' jobs I refer to?!?  The teachers, the policemen and women, the firefighters, the first-responders, et al?!?  Those jobs that will come with the passage of my mis-guided Jobs and Tax' legislation will only be funded FOR ONE YEAR!!  After that year, it will become the responsibility of the states, counties and municipalities to either continue funding on their own, or lay off the added employees!!  How cleaver is that!!  I get the 'positive bounce' with the jobs 'creation;' they suffer the wrath of raising local taxes to continuing the funding OR to fire the workers!!  Again..... How Cleaver Is That?!? 
    Notice that--even though this regime's created dam' few jobs--I continue to wander aimlessly around the countryside (at taxpayer expense), blathering on incessantly about all the good I'm doing, all the jobs I've created.  In truth--if George Soros would allow it--all that's needed for an intense economic resurgence is the nullification of the many and vast, strangling rules and regulations small businesses suffer under, as well as the nullification of owe-bamaKare!!  owe-bamaKare has been the most destructive jobs-killer ever devised--and most of the provisions haven't even gone into effect, yet!! 
    Truth-be-told (a foreign concept to me!), the only thing stopping me (actually Soros) from being anointed "Ruler-for-Life" is that dam' "Tea Party" movement!!  The 'movement'--as opposed to those "occupy...." miscreants--protest as such a well-mannered, ordered gathering as to be practically impossible to vilify!  Try as we might, ordering the fascist-leaning media to continue to denegrate the movement never works.  The articles never gain any traction, except on shows like 'Mr Ed' Shultz and that idiot Sharpton's, reaching a combined viewership of about 16 people. 
    The "Tea Party" movement continually hold their representatives' and senators' feet-to-the-fire; making fascist legisation nearly impossible to pass!!  The current trend is circumventing the "Tea Party" movement with those "occupy...." miscreants by the fascist-leaning media.  Even that ain't workin'!]

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; October 8th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 10/08/2011

barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
October 8, 2011
    Next week, the Senate will vote on the American Jobs Act. It’s a bill that will put more people to work and put more money in the pockets of working Americans. And it will provide our economy with the jolt that it really needs right now.  This is not the time for the usual games or political gridlock in Washington. The challenges facing financial markets around the world could have very real effects on our own economy at a time when it’s already fragile. But this jobs bill can help guard against another downturn here in America.  This isn’t just my belief. This is what independent economists have said. Not just politicians. Not just people in my administration. Independent experts who do this for a living have said that this jobs bill will have a significant effect for our economy and middle-class families all across America. But if we don’t act, the opposite will be true – there will be fewer jobs and weaker growth.
[What I'm not telling you: Thank Allah!!  The upcoming vote WILL NOT be on the Louie Gohmert 'American Jobs Act' bill!! Representative Gohmert's bill would actually put Americans back to work without increasing the debt load on the U.S. Taxpayer; Allah knows, we can't have that.  Political gridlock in America is the only 'saving grace' the citizen has at the moment!  Without said gridlock, we'd be looking at a "Greece-like" economy and the resultant upheaval.  The ZERO-bama 'American Jobs Act' is nothing more than yet another, thinly veiled PORKulus bill aimed at continued pay-offs to my supporters and contributors: the labor, service and teachers unions!! To distinguish between the two bills, let's call my bill the "American Jobs PORKulus Act," as opposed to Representative Gohmert's 'American Jobs Act.'
    Those 'independent experts' to whom I refer have been truthful, at least this once:  The "....PORKulus Act"  'will have a significant effect for our economy and middle-class families....'   Said 'significant effect' will be little more than added debt for their--as yet, unborn--grand-children, great grand-children and great, great grand-children!!  The United States of America--as we know her--is quickly being transformed into an unrecognizable entity the American Citizen has no direct knowledge of; association with: 
A Dictatorial-Democracy:  The citizen has an opinion, a voice--a vote--so long as it agrees with the current ruler!!]
    So any Senator out there who’s thinking about voting against this jobs bill needs to explain why they would oppose something that we know would improve our economic situation. If the Republicans in Congress think they have a better plan for creating jobs right now, they should prove it. Because one of the same independent economists who looked at our plan just said that their ideas, quote, wouldn’t “mean much for the economy in the near term.”  If their plan doesn’t measure up, the American people deserve to know what it is that Republicans in Congress don’t like about this jobs plan. You hear a lot of our Republican friends say that one of the most important things we can do is cut taxes. Well, they should love this plan. The American Jobs Act would cut taxes for virtually every worker and small business in America. And if you’re a small business owner that hires new workers, raises wages, or hires a veteran, you get an additional tax cut.  Right now, hundreds of thousands of teachers and firefighters and police officers have been laid off because of state budget cuts. This jobs bill will put a lot of these men and women back to work. Right now, there are millions of laid-off construction workers who could be repairing our bridges and roads and modernizing our schools. Why wouldn’t we want to put these men and women to work rebuilding America?
[What I'm not telling you:  My statement: "If the republicRATs think they have a better plan for creating jobs right now, they should prove it."  Again, I'm not referring you to the Representative Gohmert jobs bill: "American Jobs Act of 2011!"  But.... if the reader would like to review it: http://gohmert.house.gov/UploadedFiles/Gohmert_American_Jobs_Act.pdf 
The regime was forced to cajole those 'independent economists' to make their ludicrous statement about the Gohmert jobs bill; how else would we get anyone to say that cutting the corporate income tax "wouldn't mean much for the economy in the near term."  How in the hell can anyone in their right-mind, believe that tripe?!?
    Again, my reference to those poor, mistreated policemen; those poor, mistreated firemen; those poor mistreated teachers is little more than pandering to the labor, service and teachers unions. We depend upon all of them for both their votes as well as the voter intimidation they provide at the polls during each election that socio-fascism is threatened.  Can you--the general public--believe that I continually refer to those deteriorating roads and bridges as a source of jobs via this bill?!?  They were to be addressed in that $787 Thousand-Million PORKulus 'slush-fund' that I spent--again--in rewarding my contributors and supporters as well as those ubiquitous labor, service and teachers' unions!  That PORKulus bill--if spent as 'advertised'--would have been more-than-enough to complete the then-state objectives!!]
    The proposals in this bill are steps we have to take if we want to build an economy that lasts; if we want to be able to compete with other countries for jobs that restore a sense of security for the middle-class. But we also have to rein in our deficit and start living within our means, which is why this jobs bill is paid for by asking millionaires and billionaires to pay their fair share.  Some see this as class warfare. I see it as a simple choice. We can either keep taxes exactly as they are for millionaires and billionaires, or we can ask them to pay at least the same rate as a plumber or a bus driver. And in the process, we can put teachers and construction workers and veterans back on the job. We can either fight to protect their tax cuts, or we can cut taxes for virtually every worker and small business in America. But we can’t afford to do both. It’s that simple.  There are too many people hurting in this country for us to simply do nothing. The economy is too fragile for us to let politics get in the way of action. The people who represent you in Washington have a responsibility to do what’s best for you – not what’s best for their party or what’s going to help them win an election that’s more than a year away. So I need you to keep making your voices heard in Washington. I need you to remind these folks who they work for. And I need you to tell your Senators to do the right thing by passing this jobs bill right away.
[What I'm not telling you:  The American public; the American taxpayer would be far-better served had they elected someone who actually had experience in making a payroll; experience in corporate management; experience in general--as well as national--economics.  But--instead--they chose to believe--and read their individual desires into--the vague, misleading blather of my successful--and most probably, last successful--presidential campaign.  To that end, we're marsalling all the regime's resources; all the regime's influence toward the denegration of Herman Cain, as witnessed by the Lawrence O'Donnell slandarous, untruthful and misleading verbal lynching of the leading GOP  candidate (http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/10/07/herman_cain_dominates_smarmy_and_disgusting_msnbc_host_lawrence_odonnell)!
To the regime, Mr Cain will be the most formidable candidate in the current GOP field, thus must be destroyed--both policitally and personally--to prevent his political success, both now and in the future.  
    The regime's foremost nemesis is a large percentage of Washington politicians WILL act as prescribed by their electorate!!  The "Tea Party" movement's successes in the 2010 mid-term elections have permeated the Congress with a conservatism not seen in a century or more!  The primary responsibility of the federal legislature is to it's constituency-NOT to the ruler in power! Socio-fascist legislators believe the exact opposite.  They are dumbfounded that the American taxpayer won't just 'bend at the waist and grab their collective ankles' in preparation for the next attack on their rights!!
    My jobs bill is nothing more; nothing less than a blatant attempt at more wealth re-distribution.  The bill is primarily aimed at those self-made millionaires and billionaires who actually create the vast majority of the jobs in America!!  When wealth is taken from those Americans, it's taken out of the general economy to be put into current and additional dependency programs to pacify the socio-fascist voter base.  The socio-fascist politicians--during the twentieth and twenty-first centuries--has destroyed the human need to succeed; the human desire to be self-sufficient; the American need to achieve "The American Dream!!"]

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; October 1st

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 10/01/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
October 1, 2011
    Hello, everyone. It’s been almost three weeks since I sent the American Jobs Act to Congress – three weeks since I sent them a bill that would put people back to work and put money in people’s pockets. This jobs bill is fully paid for. This jobs bill contains the kinds of proposals that Democrats and Republicans have supported in the past. And now I want it back. It is time for Congress to get its act together and pass this jobs bill so I can sign it into law.   Some Republicans in Congress have said that they agree with certain parts of this jobs bill. If so, it’s time for them to tell me what those proposals are. And if they’re opposed to this jobs bill, I’d like to know what exactly they’re against. Are they against putting teachers and police officers and firefighters back on the job? Are they against hiring construction workers to rebuild our roads and bridges and schools? Are they against giving tax cuts to virtually every worker and small business in America?
[What I'm not telling you: It has been almost three weeks, and I still can't cajole--even bribe, 'under the table'--the first owe-bamacRAT to sponsor this bill on the House floor!!  Those of my party--as well as those evil republicRATs--realize this bill is nothing more than "PORKulus Three;" the direct opposite of what this country needs.   The previous PORKulus bills--masquarading as jobs, as economic boosting bills--were supported by the socio-fascists as well as the republicRAT communists because of promised pay-offs for organizations (read: UNIONS) amongst their constituencies.  They ignored the best direction for the country to take for the sake of kick-backs to those who 'got the vote out' for them during that amazing "Tea Party" movement toward a more conservative, constitutionalist federal government!!
    I've been promoting this bull bill as a side-bar to my governmentally-financed campaign stops.   This "PORKulus Three" spending will continue the country down the current path toward a 'Nazi-Amerika;' much like the social spending, the social control, the racial divides, the class warfare popularized by Fuhrer Adolf Hitler in the 1920s, '30s and '40s Nazi-Germany.
    Most citizens in the United States have not the slightest inkling as to how federal, state, county or local funding takes place, or to whose benefit.  I'm playing on that lack of knowledge as I push forward this complete fraud that is the ZERO-bama 'American Jobs Act' legislation (as opposed to the Louie Gohmert 'American Jobs Act' bill).  I continually speak of the teachers, the policemen and the firemen as being those career fields the American citizen is willing to foresake as they try to counter my socio-fascist bent.  Actually my friends, those three career fields--as well as many others--are paid for or supplemented by funds from the county, city, school-district, fire-district; funds which are made up of tax-confuscations from the citizens of each political subdivision.  If the voter is not well-versed on these subdivisions and their funding mechanisms, he or she could easily fall into the trap that is 'socio-fascist blather!'   Beside this funding subterfuge, no one seems to remember all those construction jobs, all those poor bridges, all those poor roads, all those poor school buildings.... they were considered 'shovel-ready' projects that 'plug' biden and I touted during and after the debate and passage  of "PORKulus Two (the $787Billion one)."  For those with short memories, "PORKulus One" was the TARP Program that rewarded all our Wall Street 'friends; those evil, rich, pasty-white guys!' 
    Some are getting wise, realizing that my definition of "tax-cuts" is nothing more than shifting the funding burden from one group of taxpayers to another group and back to the orginal group.  Of course I understand that any corporate tax I increase--or institute--is nothing more than a hidden shift from the taxpayer to the corporation, whch inturn, shifts it back to the taxpayer through their increased wholesale and retail pricing structures.  Good Luck With That !!]
    Economists from across the political spectrum have said that this jobs bill would boost the economy and spur hiring. Why would you be against that? Especially at a time when so many Americans are struggling and out of work.  This isn’t just about what I think is right. It’s not just about what a group of economists think is right. This is about what the American people want. Everywhere I go, they tell me they want action on jobs. Every day, I get letters from Americans who expect Washington to do something about the problems we face.  Destiny Wheeler is a sixteen year old from Georgia who wants to go to college. She wrote to me saying, “Now-a-days it is hard to see myself pushing forward and putting my family in a better position, especially since the economy is rough and my starting situation is so poor. Yet, the American Jobs act gives me hope that I might start to receive a better education, that one day job opportunities will be open for me to grasp, and that one day my personal American Dream will be reached.” Destiny needs us to pass this jobs bill.  Alice Johnson is an Oregon native who, along with her husband, has been looking for a job for about two years. She writes, “I have faithfully applied for work every week…Of the hundreds of applications I have put in, I received interview requests for about 10…I too, am sick of all the fighting in Washington DC. Please tell the Republicans that people are hurting and are hungry and need help, pass the jobs bill.” Alice Johnson needs our help.  Cathleen Dixon sent me pictures of the aging bridge she drives under when she takes her kids to school in Chicago every day. She worries about their safety, and writes, “I am angry that in this country of vast resources we claim that we cannot maintain basic infrastructure. How can we ever hope to preserve or regain our stature in this world, if we cannot find the will to protect our people and take care of our basic needs?”  I also heard from Kim Faber, who told me about the small carpet business her husband owns in New Jersey. “We hang on by a shoe String,” she writes, “my husband worries every day about if checks might bounce, he uses our home loan to put money in the business so they will be covered. Please pass this jobs bill! This is the job creating we need right now! It breaks my husband’s heart when he has to let people go! Pass the bill!”  Kim said it best: Pass the bill. I know one Republican was quoted as saying that their party shouldn’t pass this jobs bill because it would give me a win. Well this isn’t about giving me a win, and it’s not about them. This is about Destiny Wheeler and Alice Johnson. It’s about Cathleen Dixon’s children, and the Fabers’ family business. These are the people who need a win, and I will be fighting for this jobs bill every day on their behalf. If anyone watching feels the same way, don’t be shy about letting your Congressman know. It is time for the politics to end. Let’s pass this jobs bill.
[What I'm not telling you:  With enough financial and economic bribery, I can have any segment of the American population say anything I want said! The Keynesian economists--currently in vogue--believe that active government intervention in the marketplace and monetary policy is the best method of ensuring economic growth and stability.  Actually, even I know these actions have failed every time they've been tried!!  What is not readily realized is the personal--as well as the economic--control the federal government exerts over the population with the Keynesian policies we're trying to institute.
    As usual, I trot out these examples of the worst effects of the current Keynesian policies in force.  It's well understood--by those in the "Tea Party" movement as well as many, many others--that less federal spending, fewer federal regulations, less racial warfare, less class warfare, a far smaller federal government would be instrumental in the country's recovery.  All most need is the opportunity to succeed without the intervention, the strangle-hold the federal government has on personal responsibility, on the will to succeed.  The federal government--meaning George Soros, The Fed, The Bilderberg Group and I--has all-but-killed "The American Dream."
    It's widely known--but not acknowledged by the regime--that the vast majority of communications between the taxpayer and his or her representative and senator are highly opposed to the "PORKulus Three" jobs act!!  Our internal polling as well, is indicating that--as Rush Limbaugh says--Mickey Mouse would win the next presidental vote!!]

This'n'That; September Twentieth #1; As Usual....

ZERO-bama NOT To Take Responsibility
    As is the usual in this amateur--less-than-honest--regime, no one including the AIC-Amateur-in-Chief: "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist," is willing to take responsibility for the abomination that is the ZERO-bama version of Jobs Destruction in America.  The "Clown-iful" answer to funding is to push that responsibility onto the 'Super Committee,' rather than we suffering through his amateurish attempts at cost reconciliation!!
Eventually, even "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" will have to admit:  Louie Gohmert wrote the better 'jobs' bill!!
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; September Ninteenth #1; What To Believe?!?

Insanity Theorem Tested; Will Fail-Yet AGAIN!
   As is attributed to Albert Einstein, the definition of insanity: 
"Doing the same thing over-and-over, expecting a different result!!" 
The socio-fascists among us proselytize this each time fiscal or social engineering topics arise in conversation or in legislative proposals.  Much of this mind-set has to do with their education at every level.
    In middle- and high school, college and post-grad studies--the texts have been so cleansed, so edited, so politically-corrected--the student--without off-the-grid personal research--is taught that the socio-fascists of the era: Franklin Roosevelt, Adolf Hitler and Ramsay MacDonald of Great Britain and their combined political and fiscal actions, brought the entire world back-from-the-brink of The Great Depression (in Great Britain:  "The Great Slump").
    Not-so-much!  If it's possible to keep the "smart-people's;" the politicians' hands from tweeking the economy through federal spending; federal bail-outs; federal pay-offs made famous during the current ZERO-bama Regime; the national economy will recover as the population is allowed more control over their-own-money at the same time federal spending is reigned-in!  The problem here--the problem, the socio-fascists don't see as a problem--is that any government, at any level, does not and cannot create money!!  To spend one dollar, one mark, one pound on the social, give-away program currently in vogue; the government must first confiscate that dollar, that mark, that pound from the private sector!!
     Therein, lies the kerfuffle; at best, a multi-faceted kerfuffle; at worst, an insurmountable kerfuffle, but a kerfuffle, none-the-less!!  Currently, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is grasping at straws, knowing full-well his re-election prospects are on life-support, even at this early stage in the process.  The straws being grasped at: pretending to be a 'middle-of-the-roader;'  continuing his class-warfare policies; continuing his race-warfare policies; continuing his "Slick-Willie"-esque blatherful obfuscations; continuing his Taliban-esque total-control-of-everything.
    In "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" middle-of-the-road pretense, he's going about suggesting the very economic solution he--and his fellow socio-fascists--vehemently oppose:  spending cuts!  While looking good on their face, any eventual spending cuts will be all-for-naught.   ZERO-bama and the rest of the regime's 'clowns' forever spout that ubiquitous phrase: "over-ten-years."  They'd like you and me to believe that any of their fictious reduction numbers will be spread over a ten-year term.  While this can happen, it's very likely the opposite will be true,  A 'numbered Congress (currently: The 112th Congress)' cannot be forced to honor any previous "numbered Congress'" proslytizatisms, hence that "over-ten-years" phrase--and any associated fiscal policy--"goes out the window!!"
    "The Buffett Rule" is nothing more than the next leg in the "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" on-going road deeper-and-deeper into class-warfare; into wealth re-distribution.  If the 'serf class' hears his blusterful blather long enough and loud enough, they will begin to believe it.  Those evil rich, those evil rich republicRATs; they take the money they make off the sweat of the serf class and buy those evil castles, those evil Rolls-Royces, those evil yachts, those evil private jets; you know the drill, you've heard it all-ad nauseam!!  "The Buffett Rule" will do little more than reduce--to desired levels--the amounts that those evil millionaires and those evil billionaires are allowed to keep for future investment.  The only clear and true benefit is that "The Buffett Rule" completely removes any association between "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" and the forthcoming tax increases.  "The Buffett Rule" will do little-to-nothing to tax the 'idle rich'--like the Kennedy Clan; like the Rockefeller Clan; like the Vanderbilt Clan; like the Du Pont Clan; like the Astor Clan; like the Gates Clan; like the Buffett Clan, et al.   They all live on the proceeds of their trust funds or investment income which are taxed at an 'unearned income(15%)' rate.  Not only do they receive favorable tax treatment, they--again--do little-to-nothing to start and/or grow businesses! Can anyone name the last time the late "Phatt" Kennedy created a job?!?  I'll bet my piddlin' savings account he NEVER has!  "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is using this "American Jobs (Destruction) Act" as a ploy to discredit the "Tea Party" movement membership as well as the House and Senate republicRATics!  I'd bet that same "piddlin' savings account" that everything we see happening with his bill is completely by design!  ZERO-bama whines--by design--daily that we should help him 'pass this bill;' call our congressmen to insure they vote for it.  What he's not telling us is that the "American Jobs (Destruction) Act" doesn't exist as a piece of legislation.  The "Clown" may have had it published but it won't exist until it's been introduced as a bill in the House!!  Said introduction--again, by design--is being delayed several weeks so "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" can gin-up animosity against everything, republicRAT; against everything "Tea Party!!"  He has absolutely ZERO accomplishments onwhich to mount a re-election campaign.  The only possible thing he can do is run a negative campaign against the republicRAT nominee; against those obstructionist republicRATs; against those evil "Tea Party" movement members!
    Everything you've seen to date with regard to the "American Jobs (Destruction) Act;" everything you seen to date with regard to "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" entire term-of-rule, has been designed with obfuscation in mind!
Why has the "American Jobs (Destruction) Act" not been introduced in the House?!?  By Design!
Why does "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" blather-on, day-after-day about passage of "American Jobs (Destruction) Act," a bill that's not yet been introduced?!?  By Design!
Why is "The Buffett Rule" getting so much 'press?!?'  By Design-it isolates "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" from the impending mega-tax increases!
    Remember?!?  During his 'selection-for-election' campaign, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" made very little mention of his race.  By Design!
The leftist media deemed him the post-racial presidential candidate.  By Design!
Now, anyone who opposes the "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" Regime is labeled 'a racist.'  By Design!
Now, anyone who has conservative thoughts is 'a racist.'  By Design!
Now, anyone who wants a limited federal government is 'a racist.'  By Design!
Now, anyone who opposes owe-bamaKare is 'a racist.'  By Design!
Even a blind man can see where this is going!  Everything negro, will be tolerated; everything conservative, everything constitutionalist, everything caucasian, will earn a negative label.
Where was "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" when the New Black Panther Party overtly intimidated voters in Philadelphia?!?
Where was "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" when 'General' Holder ordered the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division NOT TO PROSECUTE any cases brought against [negro] defendants for the benefit of [caucasian] victims?!?
Where was "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" when that idiot Bloomberg forecasted nationwide unemployment-generated race riots?!?
Post-racial president-my achin' ass!!!
    In conclusion:  Everything this 'Clown' and his minions, along with his handlers; everything they do is by design; with an ulterior motive in mind!!  Very little of what the public sees, is what it really is.  Do the three-million-dollar, Canadian built Prevost tour busses--which ZERO-bama was on for a couple of miles before each stop--ring a bell?!?
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is a prolific liar!!  While "Slick-Willie" Clinton used the lie to perfection, at the end of the day he could still remember what was a lie.  "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" cannot!!  After each telling of each lie, the "Clown" begins to believe his own blusterful-blather!!  Very dangerous for ALL OF US!!
Til Nex'Time....

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; September 17th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 09/17/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
September 17, 2011
    I’ve spent some time lately traveling the country and talking with folks outside of Washington. And the number one issue for the people I meet is how we can get back to a place where we’re creating good, middle-class jobs that pay well and offer some security.  That’s the idea behind the American Jobs Act. It’s a jobs bill that does two simple things: put more people back to work, and more money back in the pockets of people who are working.  This jobs bill puts construction workers back to work rebuilding our roads and bridges and modernizing our schools.  This jobs bill puts teachers back in the classroom, and keeps cops and firefighters on our streets.  This jobs bill gives tax credits to companies that hire our veterans, because if you sign up to fight for our country, the last thing you should have to do is fight for a job when you come home.  This jobs bill connects the long-term unemployed to temporary work to keep their skills sharp while they look for a job, and it gives hundreds of thousands of young people the hope of a job next summer.  This jobs bill cuts taxes for every small business owner in America. It cuts them even more for small business owners that hire new workers and raise workers’ salaries. And it cuts taxes for every working family in America so that you’ll have more money in your pockets, and businesses know they’ll have customers to buy what they sell.
[What I'm not telling you:  Actually, what my American Jobs Act does:  It ignores all the projects that were to be funded with the previous $787 Thousand-Million PORKulus Bill that just had to be passed immediately to prevent the complete collapse of the American infrastructure and the American economy.  Well, we can see how efficiently I've spent that money!  The bulk went to pay off the public and labor union officials for their support and monetary contributions.  More went to buy General Motors and Chrysler Corporation.  During the time that the federal government became the largest auto manufacturer in the world, I told the  private GM bondholders to 'go f**k themselves!'  They ended up being repaid a mere, few measily, cents-on-the-dollar, while the United Auto Workers union received major stakes in both 'Government' Motors and Chrysler.  UAW-GM received 17.5% of the common stock; $6.5 Thousand-Million in preferred shares; a $2.5 Thousand-Million note to fund a trust that will take over funding of the union retiree health care costs.
    I have promised that each and every proposal outlined in MY American Jobs Act will be paid for!!  But, how you ask?!?  Any government at any level, does not--and cannot--create wealth!  The only ways any governmental entity can raise money is through entering into borrowing or through taxation.  In a single day, I nearly "maxed-out" the recent debt-ceiling increase, so borrowing is out of the question.  That leaves but one other avenue: that of taxation.  If the gullible public actually believes my on-going, blusterful blather (that these proposals will actually be 'paid-for'), the only possible way these proposals can be funded is with ever-increasing taxes to those who can least afford them: the American Taxpayer!!  So actually, where's the benefit here?!?  If I were to honestly look at all phases of the proposal, I'd have to admit that it actually does more harm than good!!
    As I've been doing for a week-or-so, I can recite all the rosey predictions of this bill, but at- the-end-of-the-day, no one believes me!!  If this were truly a beneficial bill, wouldn't the owe-bamacRATics in the House of Representatives be 'crawling-all-over-themselves' to sponsor and co-sponsor the bill in their chamber?!?  Sofar, not a soul has ventured-forth to sign onto the bill!!]
    That’s the American Jobs Act, and you can check it out for yourself on WhiteHouse.gov.  It will create new jobs. It will cut taxes for every worker and small business in the country. And it will not add to the deficit. It will be paid for.  On Monday, I’ll lay out my plan for how we’ll do that – how we’ll pay for this plan and pay down our debt by following some basic principles: making sure we live within our means and asking everyone to pay their fair share.  But right now, we’ve got to get Congress to pass this jobs bill. Everything in the American Jobs Act is the kind of idea that’s been supported by Democrats and Republicans before. And if they’re ideas you agree with, too, every one of you can help make it happen by telling your congressperson to pass this jobs bill right away.  I know some of them would rather wait another year to wage another election than work together right now. But most Americans don’t have the luxury of waiting. It was three years ago this week that a financial crisis on Wall Street made things much more difficult for working folks on Main Street. And too many are still hurting as a result.  So the time for action is now. No more games or gridlock. No more division or delay. It’s time for the people you sent to Washington to put country before party – to stop worrying so much about their jobs and start worrying more about yours.  It’s time to get to work and show the world once again why the United States of America remains the greatest nation on Earth.
[What I'm not telling you:  When you do your due-diligence on the American Jobs Act, do not be confused with the Representative Louie Gohmert (r, Tx-1) bill of the same name!!  The Gohmert bill has actually been introduced into the House of Representatives so--in essence--it's 'light-years' ahead of my bill.  The Gohmert bill realistically stands a chance of enactment, whereas my bill seems to be 'dead-on-arrival!!'  While I can't even brow-beat 'pinky' reid into supporting my bill; Nancy PORKlosi has spoken out--albeit, somewhat ineptly--in support of this massive tax increase proposal!! 
Don't tell anyone, but I think she's so stupid; so uneducated; so star-struck with me, that she actually believes this will have other actions besides relieving the America taxpayer of more-and-more of his-or-her monies!!
    The prime moving force behind my proposal is FEAR!  This is the first point in my life that I actually believe that I'll not be given all I desire!  There has been no point previously that I've not been handed anything and everything I ever wanted; I had but to make my desires known.  This actually started a an early age.  After failing kindergarten, I was just pushed along with others my age each time I returned to schooling in Hawaii, after being in Indonesia for part or all of a school year.  With the exception of said kindergarten failure, my mentors and handlers have been able to quash any investigations into my grades at any school level.  I can tell you here, that I managed to squeak by in those courses in which my grades couldn't be fixed!!  That's the primary reason you'll never find my grades from Occidental College, Columbia University or Harvard Law!!   Even with the formal schooling I benefitted from--with little, if any, 'sweat-equity'--I most cherish those eight-days I spent in Los Angeles, attending a national training course on the Saul Alinsky methods of community agitation!!! 
But--I digress:  The FEAR I refer to is the probability that I'll not be re-elected!  Early on, I found it quite easy to convince and confound the listening public with regards to the fundamental changes I had in store for the country, for the economy.  With a couple of exceptions, practically every one of my proposals has failed; the only meaningful success I've had recently is the actual election as "Clown Prince;" an election purchased by George Soros, Valarie Jarrett and their vast network of communist sympathizers.  As I'm being rediculed at every turn, the latest is the ill-concieved "AttackWatch.com"  If this doesn't illustrate the fear that my handlers and I feel, I don't know what will!!
    In conclusion, the Louie Gohmert bill is the one I sincerely wish I could 'get behind.'  Even though it goes against everything I've been taught; everything I support, it's the only bill in the past two and a half years that actually is a benefit to the American taxpayer; the American people!!  While I cannot support it--the political costs would be insurmountable!!--I'm sure the vast majority of my party will; they fear the '12 elections and the impact the "Tea Party" movement will have on them!!]

This'n'That; September Ninth #1; 'Joint' Blather

Just More Of The Same....
    Even we conservatives; even we constitutionalists; even we "Tea Party" movement members had expected some new twist to the same ol' crap from "Clown Prince ZERO-bama The Narcissist!"  But, no.... just more of "the same ol', same ol'!!"

    If the 825Thousand-million-dollar PORKulus legislation didn't work, how can we expect this 447Thousand-million-dollar 'American Jobs Act' to work; a classic example of the 'insanity' definition attributed to Albert Einstein:

"Doing the same thing over-and-over again, expecting different results!!"

The aforementioned legislation DID accomplish at least one thing:  The PORKulus funds removed the onus of compensation for contributors, supporters, labor-and-service union hierarchy and lobbyists from the ZERO-bama campaign warchest and placed it squarely on the shoulders of the American Taxpayer!!
    Other than you-and-I, is there anyone left in the United States that has not been compensated by owe-bama money?!?  ZERO-bama's latest wealth re-distribution effort is but 54% of the monsterous 825Thousand-million-dollar initial pay-off; will this force the "Clown Prince" to 'buy' just half of his friends and supporters or will he 'compensate' the same individuals and groups-but at half the rate?!?  If so, he'll then be able to blather-on about the great 'savings' in this latest federal graft!

Oh.... these arduous decisions heaped upon America's ruler!!!

    Maybe it's just me.... but, shouldn't the American Taxpayer expect at least a modicum of creativity in this latest farce from barackingham Palace ?!? 
Oh, but it is, you say? 

Wealth re-distribution by--again--extending unemployment benefits for the ump-teenth time, almost guaranteeing the high unemployment rates of the ZERO-bama Depression will continue.
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"putting teachers back to work!"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"putting first-responders back to work!"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"putting construction workers back to work!"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"repairing schools (a local or district responsibility)"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"rebuilding roads and bridges (does anyone remember the phrase: 'shovel-ready?')"
Wealth re-distribution by--again--"rebuilding railways and airports!"

Yea.... I see it now!!    What I did see is "Clown Prince ZERO-bama The Narcissist" in full campaign mode!!  He's done yet another dis-service to the nation by not naming his latest amateurishly inept policy, "The ZERO-bama Jobs and Reelection Campaign Act!!"
Til Nex'Time....
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