"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; September 17th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 09/17/2011
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
September 17, 2011
    I’ve spent some time lately traveling the country and talking with folks outside of Washington. And the number one issue for the people I meet is how we can get back to a place where we’re creating good, middle-class jobs that pay well and offer some security.  That’s the idea behind the American Jobs Act. It’s a jobs bill that does two simple things: put more people back to work, and more money back in the pockets of people who are working.  This jobs bill puts construction workers back to work rebuilding our roads and bridges and modernizing our schools.  This jobs bill puts teachers back in the classroom, and keeps cops and firefighters on our streets.  This jobs bill gives tax credits to companies that hire our veterans, because if you sign up to fight for our country, the last thing you should have to do is fight for a job when you come home.  This jobs bill connects the long-term unemployed to temporary work to keep their skills sharp while they look for a job, and it gives hundreds of thousands of young people the hope of a job next summer.  This jobs bill cuts taxes for every small business owner in America. It cuts them even more for small business owners that hire new workers and raise workers’ salaries. And it cuts taxes for every working family in America so that you’ll have more money in your pockets, and businesses know they’ll have customers to buy what they sell.
[What I'm not telling you:  Actually, what my American Jobs Act does:  It ignores all the projects that were to be funded with the previous $787 Thousand-Million PORKulus Bill that just had to be passed immediately to prevent the complete collapse of the American infrastructure and the American economy.  Well, we can see how efficiently I've spent that money!  The bulk went to pay off the public and labor union officials for their support and monetary contributions.  More went to buy General Motors and Chrysler Corporation.  During the time that the federal government became the largest auto manufacturer in the world, I told the  private GM bondholders to 'go f**k themselves!'  They ended up being repaid a mere, few measily, cents-on-the-dollar, while the United Auto Workers union received major stakes in both 'Government' Motors and Chrysler.  UAW-GM received 17.5% of the common stock; $6.5 Thousand-Million in preferred shares; a $2.5 Thousand-Million note to fund a trust that will take over funding of the union retiree health care costs.
    I have promised that each and every proposal outlined in MY American Jobs Act will be paid for!!  But, how you ask?!?  Any government at any level, does not--and cannot--create wealth!  The only ways any governmental entity can raise money is through entering into borrowing or through taxation.  In a single day, I nearly "maxed-out" the recent debt-ceiling increase, so borrowing is out of the question.  That leaves but one other avenue: that of taxation.  If the gullible public actually believes my on-going, blusterful blather (that these proposals will actually be 'paid-for'), the only possible way these proposals can be funded is with ever-increasing taxes to those who can least afford them: the American Taxpayer!!  So actually, where's the benefit here?!?  If I were to honestly look at all phases of the proposal, I'd have to admit that it actually does more harm than good!!
    As I've been doing for a week-or-so, I can recite all the rosey predictions of this bill, but at- the-end-of-the-day, no one believes me!!  If this were truly a beneficial bill, wouldn't the owe-bamacRATics in the House of Representatives be 'crawling-all-over-themselves' to sponsor and co-sponsor the bill in their chamber?!?  Sofar, not a soul has ventured-forth to sign onto the bill!!]
    That’s the American Jobs Act, and you can check it out for yourself on WhiteHouse.gov.  It will create new jobs. It will cut taxes for every worker and small business in the country. And it will not add to the deficit. It will be paid for.  On Monday, I’ll lay out my plan for how we’ll do that – how we’ll pay for this plan and pay down our debt by following some basic principles: making sure we live within our means and asking everyone to pay their fair share.  But right now, we’ve got to get Congress to pass this jobs bill. Everything in the American Jobs Act is the kind of idea that’s been supported by Democrats and Republicans before. And if they’re ideas you agree with, too, every one of you can help make it happen by telling your congressperson to pass this jobs bill right away.  I know some of them would rather wait another year to wage another election than work together right now. But most Americans don’t have the luxury of waiting. It was three years ago this week that a financial crisis on Wall Street made things much more difficult for working folks on Main Street. And too many are still hurting as a result.  So the time for action is now. No more games or gridlock. No more division or delay. It’s time for the people you sent to Washington to put country before party – to stop worrying so much about their jobs and start worrying more about yours.  It’s time to get to work and show the world once again why the United States of America remains the greatest nation on Earth.
[What I'm not telling you:  When you do your due-diligence on the American Jobs Act, do not be confused with the Representative Louie Gohmert (r, Tx-1) bill of the same name!!  The Gohmert bill has actually been introduced into the House of Representatives so--in essence--it's 'light-years' ahead of my bill.  The Gohmert bill realistically stands a chance of enactment, whereas my bill seems to be 'dead-on-arrival!!'  While I can't even brow-beat 'pinky' reid into supporting my bill; Nancy PORKlosi has spoken out--albeit, somewhat ineptly--in support of this massive tax increase proposal!! 
Don't tell anyone, but I think she's so stupid; so uneducated; so star-struck with me, that she actually believes this will have other actions besides relieving the America taxpayer of more-and-more of his-or-her monies!!
    The prime moving force behind my proposal is FEAR!  This is the first point in my life that I actually believe that I'll not be given all I desire!  There has been no point previously that I've not been handed anything and everything I ever wanted; I had but to make my desires known.  This actually started a an early age.  After failing kindergarten, I was just pushed along with others my age each time I returned to schooling in Hawaii, after being in Indonesia for part or all of a school year.  With the exception of said kindergarten failure, my mentors and handlers have been able to quash any investigations into my grades at any school level.  I can tell you here, that I managed to squeak by in those courses in which my grades couldn't be fixed!!  That's the primary reason you'll never find my grades from Occidental College, Columbia University or Harvard Law!!   Even with the formal schooling I benefitted from--with little, if any, 'sweat-equity'--I most cherish those eight-days I spent in Los Angeles, attending a national training course on the Saul Alinsky methods of community agitation!!! 
But--I digress:  The FEAR I refer to is the probability that I'll not be re-elected!  Early on, I found it quite easy to convince and confound the listening public with regards to the fundamental changes I had in store for the country, for the economy.  With a couple of exceptions, practically every one of my proposals has failed; the only meaningful success I've had recently is the actual election as "Clown Prince;" an election purchased by George Soros, Valarie Jarrett and their vast network of communist sympathizers.  As I'm being rediculed at every turn, the latest is the ill-concieved "AttackWatch.com"  If this doesn't illustrate the fear that my handlers and I feel, I don't know what will!!
    In conclusion, the Louie Gohmert bill is the one I sincerely wish I could 'get behind.'  Even though it goes against everything I've been taught; everything I support, it's the only bill in the past two and a half years that actually is a benefit to the American taxpayer; the American people!!  While I cannot support it--the political costs would be insurmountable!!--I'm sure the vast majority of my party will; they fear the '12 elections and the impact the "Tea Party" movement will have on them!!]

This'n'That; September Seventeenth #1; Today in History

Here's What Happened:

**1778:  Indians and british loyalists attacked and burned German Flats (now: Herkimer, N.Y), N.Y., "to the ground!"  The 450-man group--led by Chief Joseph Brant and commanded by British Captain William Caldwell--stole most of the cows, horses and sheep available before 'torching' 63 houses; 57 barns; 3 gristmills and one sawmill.
**1787:  The United States Constitution is signed by 38 of the 41 delegates to the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia.
**1796:  President Washington finalizes the final draft of his 'Farewell Address.'  The document is released to--and published by--American Daily Advertiser, Philadelphia.  This is one of the first recorded instances in western civilization that a head-of-state voluntarily relinquished his title.
**1820:  English poet John Keats--looking for relief from the effects of Turberculosis--departs for Italy.  During the prior year, Mr Keats produced his classics: "Ode to a Grecian Urn, Ode to a Nightengale and La Belle Dame Merci."
Mr Keats dies of said disease in February, 1821.
**1862:  The "Battle of Antietam" between the Confederate "Army of Northern Virginia" and the Union "Army of The Potomac" is fought to a standstill.  Although a statistical 'draw,' the battle forced General Lee to end his 'invasion of the North.'
**1884:  Oakland, Ca., Judge Allen disposes of thirteen cases in just SIX MINUTES!
**1916:  The "Red Baron (Manfred von Richthofen)" shoots down his first of eighty aircraft during WWI.  The "Red Baron" was shot down and killed, April 25, 1918-at the age of 25.
**1923:  A Northern California wildfire threatens U.C.-Berkeley.  The fire--stopped by students (and a wind-shift) at the school's gates--eventually destroys nearly 1,000 homes, kills two, causes $10Million in damages.
**1939:  The U.S.S.R. exercises it's rights in the 'Hitler-Stalin Non-aggression pact and declares Polish government as 'ceasing to exist,' invades and occupies the country.
**1957:  As a direct result of nine negro students being denied entry into 'Central High School,' Little Rock, Ar.,  trumpeteer Louis Armstrong refuses to participate in a U.S. government-sponsored tour of the Soviet Union.  Mr Armstrong is quoted as saying:"The way they are treating my people in the South, the government can go to hell!" ....and.... "It's getting so bad, the colored man has no country."
**1967:  The rock band, "The Who" is introduced to American TV audiences on "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour."  Their rendition of 'My Generation' ended with Pete Townsend's singed hair, shrapnel in Keith Moon's arm and knocking the TV show off the air for a few minutes.
**1972:  Hanoi releases three--US pilots--POWs, the first since 1969.  The remaining POWs were released the following year as a part of the Paris Peace Accords.
**1976:  The debut of the space shuttle, "The Enterprise."  The craft consumed $10Billion in development-and-testing expense over nearly ten years.
**1981:  Pitcher Fernando Valenzuela throws his eighth shut-out, setting a National League rookie record.  Known for his pin-point control, Mr Valenzuela befuddled batters with his screw-ball and unique pitching style in which he appeared to be looking--backward--at second base just before delivering the pitch!
**1983:  Vanessa Williams becomes the first negro 'Miss America.'  She's forced to give up the title in July of the next year when nude photos of her are published.

Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; September Sixteenth #2; Red Light Cameras

Twelve Intersections In Rochester Have Them!
    The City of Rochester (N.Y.,) is already making a veritable fortune off those who can least afford the charges.  They stand to make skads more!!  The city has cameras installed at twelve intersections and plans to install up to a total of fifty (50!) cameras!  Run one of these lights and you'll owe the city fifty-bucks; don't pay it in thirty-days, they add a 50% surcharge, for a total of $75.00!!
  The cameras are located at the following intersections:

Goodman Street at I-490
State Street and Allen Street
West Avenue and Ames Street
West Main Street and Brown/Genesee Street
691 Saint Paul Street (pedestrian crossing)
North Clinton Avenue and Alexander Street
North Clinton Avenue and Norton Street
Broadway Street and Andrews Street
State Street and Jay Street
East Avenue and Culver Road
Dewey Avenue and Ridgeway Avenue

Til Nex'Time....
http://www.cityofrochester.gov/redlight/These cameras operate twenty-four hours a day; Driver Beware!!

This'n'That; September Sixteenth #1; Finally, Somebody!!

Continuing ZERO-bama Obfuscation
    "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" has been running around the country--at taxpayer expense--promoting his latest jobs bill, that so far, doesn't officially exist!!  This trip is thinly disguised as a promotion of his alleged 'jobs bill' submission to Congress, but is actually another in the ongoing--taxpayer funded--failing, re-election campaign.

    The all-important ZERO-bama 'jobs bill' is so necessary that the "Clown Prince" cannot carjole even the most liberal, most socio-fascist in his party to officially introduce it in the House of Representatives, where all funding bills--by law--must originate.  It would seem that most good legislation originates in Texas!!  Representative Louie Gohmert (r, Tx-1) has waited since the "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" joint blather at Congress (September 8th), for the bill to be actually introduced-Nuttin'!!!!  After waving his 115 page bill around at a Rose Garden photo-op, the "Clown Prince" begrudgingly released a hard-copy to select members of Congress.

    After sifting through all the bullshit contained in the ZERO-bama plan, Rep Gohmert submitted his own bill on September 14th.  Rep Gohmert's version isn't 115 pages; Rep Gohmert's version isn't 75 pages; Rep Gohmert's version isn't 50 pages; Rep Gohmert's version isn't 25 pages; Rep Gohmert's version is but 2--count 'em: TWO--pages!!  Essentially, the Gohmert bill cuts the federal corporate income tax to Zero, Zip, Bumpkus, Nada (see URL below)!!

    As the taxpayer considers the various points of each bill, one must note that--among many other pay-offs--the ZERO-bama version provides fifteen-thousand-million-dollars to--the renamed--ACORN!!  Again note:  the Gohmert bill cuts the tax on corporate domestic income to zero!  This should cause a flood of companies repatriotating their manufacturing bases back on-shore!!
As usual, do your own investigations; they should yield the same result as mine:  "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" is an amateur in a 'cut-throat' world!!
Til Nex'Time....
(Illustrations:) www.FUBOwear.com
(Gohmert bill)  http://gohmert.house.gov/UploadedFiles/Gohmert_American_Jobs_Act.pdf
(ZERO-bama bill)  http://www.scribd.com/doc/64725696/American-Jobs-Act-Final

This'n'That; September Fifteenth #2; The Desperation Mounts!

Rat-Out Your Friends!

Hey.... You "Tea Partiers!!"
You're gonna haff'ta back-off, some!!
You got the "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" re-election team "crappin' in their draw'as!!"

jim messina (NOT that guy of "Loggins 'n' Messina" fame), the "Clown's" campaign manager, is begging everyone to rat-out their relatives, friends, acquaintances, co-workers, ANYONE who is "smearing" the amateur ruler!!  To that end, the 'obama for America' campaign is paying for a new site: http://www.attackwatch.com/!!

I think I'll get involved!!  I intend to point out "smears" perpetrated on the American taxpayer:
**"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" owe-bamaKare being forced on the populus, against the wishes of a majority of American taxpayers!
**"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" two PORKulus packages that did little more than bail-out Wall Street, buy votes with unserviceable home mortgages, pay-off the labor and service unions' hierarchy, to the tune of nearly 2 Thousand, Billion Dollars!
**"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" three 'jobs' packages; two of which were dismal failures, the current proposal should 'go down in flames!'
**'Investment' of over $3 Million in two luxury Prevost tour coaches-on which "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" rode for MINUTES at a time!
**Obfuscation of the regime's criminal involvement in "Fast-and-Furious!"
**"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" NLRB refusing to allow Boeing, Inc., to hire 3,800 workers for it's new Charleston (SC) 'Dreamliner' manufacturing facility!
**"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist's" kissing every 'fuzzy brown ass' in the muslim world!
**And on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!!

This latest venture is likely to 'bite "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, The Narcissist" in the ass!'
If you're a conservative; a constitutionalist; a "Tea Party" movement member as I am, GET INVOLVED!!

Til Nex'Time....
http://www.fubowear.com/: Mighty-Righty; baroke; "Ronaldus-Magnus."
http://www.fredstates.com/: Delusions....