This'n'That; November Twenty-First #; Why Now?!?

Concert At barackingham Palace; Why Now?!?
    I'd be curious to know when this 'country music' concert was scheduled for next week at barackingham Palace?  Was it before or after Michelle was unceremoniously handed "her more-than-ample ass-on-a-platter" by NASCAR fans!!
    We all--the NASCAR fans among us--know that runnin' illegal whiskey is the backbone of NASCAR!! 
We all--the country music fans among us--know that country music is the backbone of the country folk who supported themselves for generations with the production and sale of illegal whiskey!!
We all--the great Charley Pride, aside--know that country music is not a favorite form with the negros among us.
    We all know that this sudden, star-studded country music concert in barackingham Palace, is nothing more than a blatant attempt to bring the countrified commoners--members of the serf class among us--into the socio-fascist fold!!  I'm kinda thinkin' the serfs among us--of which I am one--will see through this masquerade and put the 'ass-clown'-known-as-obama, on the ass ....err.... ash-heap of political history!!
Til Nex'Time....