This'n'That; November Nineth #1; obama-quences

obama-quences Begin BEFORE Re-immaculation!
    Remember the photo op that never accomplished anything?!?  You know the one: "Clown Prince" obama shows up on the Jersey Shore in his shiny, new helicopter; walks in the sand, as ususal-promising everything to everybody; is endorsed by turncoat-Governor  Chris Christie, then--as is becoming more usual for the "Clown Prince"--hopped off to 'Vegas.
    Since the aforementioned politically-expedient photo op, what's changed; what's been improved?!?  A coupla million folks had their utilities restored, only to have them knocked out during the most recent nor'easter storm that hit New Jersey, southeastern New York State and continued on up into southern New England.  The on-site FEMA offices were closed 'due to the weather!'  Now that the election's over, the "Clown Prince" has taken a stance of blatant ignorance; the turncoat-Governor Christie--having secured future employment consideration by the continuing regime--apparently has better things to do!!
    A Las Vegas employer--who remained anonymous--is laying off 22--out of 114--employees to afford to keep his business open; the aircraft giant--Boeing, Inc--will reduce its executive and management staffing by an additional 30% since early rounds in 2010; close facilities in California, as well as consolidating business units.  So much for the obamanomics socio-fascist economic model!!
    Not only do we have the quote attributed to obama-handler Valarie Jarrett:

"When we win, there'll be hell-to-pay for those who opposed us!"

We have that ass-tute statesman; the "Nevada Nose-Picker," pinky reid trying to convince the conservatives among us of a mandate in the recent election:
"The mandate was, look at all the exit polls, look at all the polling.  The vast majority of the American people--rich,poor, everybody--agrees that the reich [the] richest of the rich, have to help a little bit."

....and finally, we have one of the most astute investors of all time--Warren Buffett--agreeing with those occupying barackingham Palace as well as the occupants of the Ameri-stag [Reichstag {Hitler's puppet government}-Git'it; git'it?!?]:
"There's class warfare, all right, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war and we're winning."
    This is exactly the right point beyond which Speaker Boehner should not cave!!  He must continue to prove his nut-sack is not in the grips of any of the leftists in the House or the Senate (Remember the photo--from their appearance on 'the view'--of Michelle 'Antoinette' having a death-grip on the "Clown Prince's" nut-sack).  The House Speaker must continue to stand up for--his version of--fiscal conservatism, for spending cuts and for the CURRENT tax code!!
Til Nex'Time....

"Clown Prince" Weekly Blather; January 28th

A Patriotic Response To The "Clown Prince;" 01/28/2012
barackingham Palace,
District of Corruption
January 28, 2011
    On Tuesday, in my State of the Union Address, I laid out a blueprint for an economy built to last – an economy built on American manufacturing, American energy, skills for American workers, and a renewal of American values.  This week, I took that blueprint across the country, and what I saw was people who work hard and believe in each other. They believe in the America that’s within our reach. But they’re not sure that the right thing will get done in Washington this year, or next year, or the year after that. And frankly, when you look at some of the things that go on in this town, who could blame them for being a little cynical?
Just two days ago, a senator from Utah promised to obstruct every single American I appoint to a judgeship or public service position – unless I fire the consumer watchdog I put in place to protect the American people from financial schemes or malpractice.  For the most part, it’s not that this senator thinks these nominees are unqualified. In fact, all of the judicial nominees being blocked have bipartisan support. And almost 90 percent have unanimous support from the Judiciary Committee.  Instead, one of his aides told reporters that the senator plans to, and I’m quoting here, “Delay and slow the process in order to get the President’s attention.”   This isn’t about me. We weren’t sent here to wage perpetual political campaigns against each other. We were sent here to serve the American people. And they deserve better than gridlock and games. One senator gumming up the works for the whole country is certainly not what our founding fathers envisioned.
[What I'm not telling you: This 'blueprint for an economy to last' is nothing more than just so much blather; blather I'm ever more famous for. In this context, "an economy" is based entirely on the survival of our current representative republic; that, a pseudo-democracy.  History tells us the longest-lasting democracies have succumbed in 250 years, or less!! This means--statistically--the United States has a mere 14 years left (2026) in it's current lifecycle.  For this reason--among others, more self-serving--I'm doing what I'm told: transform the United States away from said pseudo-democracy.
    My federally (read: taxpayer-thus illegal) funded campaign stops across the country this week, I could have chosen any topic to blather on about.  I chose this one for the very reason of continuing the disguise of my 'jobs-killing' decisions as good for the country; good for the environment. I have--single-handedly--practically killed domestic energy exploration and production.  Pandering to opposite sides of the "Keystone XL" pipeline project has left me in the untenable position of not satisfying either side; nor doing what's most beneficial to the American people.  Rarely do owe-bamacRATics do "what's most beneficial to the American people," said party does what's best for the party, for the supporter, for the donor, et al.  This "Keystone" kerfuffle seeks to pacifiy the labor and construction unions on the 'pro-construction' side; while the 'anti-construction' side appeases the environmentalist whackos.  Thus, my decision--if one can call it that--placated my handlers in that it failed to allow 20,000 IMMEDIATE jobs as well as hundreds-of-thousands of FUTURE jobs!!  This decision will go far in the 'timeline of demise' of the current form of government.
    As I'm well known for, the current campaign season is developing into some form of warfare be it race, class, gender, economic or party!!  When I appointed Richard Cordray, I appointed an individual that will eventually have control over every financial and economic decision ANY American makes.  The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) is structured such that it can 'self-correct' it's path of over-reach into the citizen's financial life; taking more-and-more control over said decisions.  Some members of the current 'class' of legislators have taken exception to this individual; such an exception that they intend to oppose every appointment, nomination I make.  Check out this quote:
"This isn't about me."
There's never been a more false statement written by, for or about me!!  This entire exploration into socio-fascism has been ENTIRELY about me!!  From massaging my uncontrollable ego to the massive chip-on-my-shoulder to disguising my completely inept lack of experience; everything that happens in barackingham Palace is about me!!]
The truth is, neither party has been blameless in tactics like these. But it’s time for both parties to put an end to them. I’m asking Congress, both Democrats and Republicans, to stop this kind of behavior by passing a rule that allows all judicial and public service nominations a simple up-or-down vote within 90 days.  We should also stem the corrosive influence of money in politics. The House and Senate should send me a bill that bans insider trading by Members of Congress, and I will sign it immediately. They should limit any elected official from owning stocks in industries they impact. And they should make sure people who bundle campaign contributions for Congress can’t lobby Congress, and vice versa.  During my Address on Tuesday night, I spoke about the incredible example set by the men and women of our armed forces. At a time when too many of our institutions have let us down, they exceed all expectations. They’re not consumed with personal ambition. They don’t obsess over their differences. They focus on the mission at hand. They work together.  If you agree with me that leaders in Washington should follow their example, then make your voice heard. Tell your Member of Congress that it’s time to end the gridlock, and start tackling the issues that really matter – an economy built on American manufacturing, American energy, American skills and education, and a return to American values. An economy built to last.
[What I'm not telling you: 
"We should....stem the corrosive influence of money in politics."
Given my forecast of raising a billion-dollars for my re-immaculation campaign, where is the 'stemming' of any financial influence in the political arena?!?   See, just more blather that must be adhered to by the public but will never apply to me or my regime!!   
   The 'example set by the  men and women of our armed forces' is being handsomely rewarded by firing--laying off, if you prefer--80,000 brave, dedicated and faithful soldiers,sailors, airmen and marines at a time when we've massaged the unemployment numbers down to 8.2%.  (Without massaging, the U-3 unemployment would be 11+%; the U-6--everyone unemployed--rate would be approaching 16%!!).  This is how we reward said dedication, bravery and faithfullness?!?  Casting these  selfless warriors off into a society that can't help them support their families?!?  Only in owe-bamanomics; only in socio-fascism!!! 
    Do you ever get sick of it?!?  The way I whine about every little action that doesn't go my way?!?  Now I'm choosing to whine about the Congress not adhering to my suggestions; the path toward ever more controlling socio-fascism!!  I pretend to not understand how the Congress can not see the benefits to the country as a whole;  so I whine-and-whine until I get the college kids; the welfareRATs; other socio-fascists, on board with my wants.  Most of these followers have NEVER had an original thought; they look to rulers like me to fill their heads with 'oatmeal, like' suggestions, as well as 'pay them not to work!!' 
    To 'go-off-teleprompter, here:  Did anyone see my interview with Diane Sawyer about Newt Gingrigh calling me 'the food-stamp president?!?'  Let me quote:
"First of all, I don't put people on foodstamps.  People become eligible for foodstamps.  Second of all, the initial expansion of food-stamp eligibility happened under my republicRAT predecessor, not under me.  
No 3, when you have a disastrous economic crash that results in 8 million people losing their jobs, more people are going to need more support from the government."                                                                                                                                                          ]
This is just another of my many excursions into presidential blather; I'm trying to once-again, "blame Bush!!"  Here--with the use of the word 'initial'--I've managed to 'toss it off' to my predecessor, President Bush-43.  While not the 'initial,' the greatest expansion in history came under my watch, by those concerned about my falling poll numbers.  This expansion is being used as another method of buying support, buying votes, buying donations.  While feeling the effects of the 'disastrous economic crash' began under President Bush-43,  the groundwork was actually laid by "Slick-Willie" Clinton and his then-HUD Secretary, Andrew Cuomo.  Their efforts to buy 'the black vote' led to relaxed mortgage requirements, resulting sub-prime mortgages to those who couldn't afford them and hand no intention of ever paying them back.  So the entire economic crisis can be successfully lain at the feet of the owe-bamacRATic party!!
Lest we forget:  Housing sales for the year 2011 were the WORST IN RECORDED AMERICAN HISTORY.... and on my watch!!!]

This'n'That; January Fifth #2; Tactics

The "Clown Prince's" New Tactic
    With absolutely no positive record to run on, "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" will have to develop new and more devious methods of attracting voter and financial support.  One tactic he must be considering is the "Exploding-Head!!"
    Remember the past summer when the 'hubb-bubb' was all about increasing the debt ceiling to forestall a government shut-down?!?  The on-going owe-bamanomics did cause Standard and Poors to downgrade the country's credit worthiness from "AAA" to "AA+!!"  The "Clown Prince" has blown through all that authorized borrowing to the point that the current national debt is 100.6% of the entire country's total output!  "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" is--on an annual basis--spending more than the value of all the goods-and-services produced in the same year!!
The full Congress will be back at work (UGH!!) by January 23rd (House-01/17; Senate-01/23) and "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" is expected to 'come-a-begging' soon thereafter!  The plan here is to order the Congress to approve and authorize an additional $1.2 TRILLION; from the current debt level of $15.2 TRILLION to $16.4 TRILLION.
I ask: What the hell for?!?
Last summer's negotiations involved that 'ubiquitious-around-Washington' phrase: "....over ten years...."  Any--at least, most--of the negotiated spending cuts don't happen until after the upcoming elections on into 2016 or some such nonsense!!  Now is the time for any increase in the current debt ceiling to be equalized with immediate spending cuts; cuts that don't involve the Department of Defense.
The "Exploding-Head" tactic:
Flood the airwaves with massive, indecipherable number-sets, aided by the Soros pamphleteers.
All the 'billions' and 'trillions' with the excessive 'zeros' on the end, do little more than confuse the electorate-as they are designed to do!!  A bit of debt-ceiling 'history:'
August, 1997:  The last of "Slick-Willie" Clinton's increases raised the ceiling to $5.95 TRILLION.
October, 2008:  The last of President George W. Bush's increases raised the ceiling to $11.315 TRILLION; an increase of $5.365 TRILLION (over 8 years).
January, 2012:  The next owe-bama increase will raise the ceiling to $16.4 TRILLION; an increase of $5.085 TRILLION (in LESS THAN THREE YEARS!)
Mathmatically speaking, at this rate the failed owe-bamanomics will raise the debt ceiling $6.78 TRILLION to a 4-year total of $18.095 Trillion; if--foolishly--owe-bama is re-elected, if history holds, the result will be a $24.875 TRILLION debt-ceiling!!!??!!!
If your HEAD has not EXPLODED yet, think about this:
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" could make the necessary 'noises' to start the KEYSTONE-XL Pipeline 'rolling' and
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" could loosen the rules and cause an 'explosion' in DOMESTIC oil-drilling, production, and
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" could reign in the EPA and their penchant for destroying the American economy, and
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" could reign in the various federal agencies--like the NLRB vs Boeing--who aim to destroy American enterprise by supporting and promoting the--unsustainable--labor and service unions, and 
"Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" could voluntarily cause owe-bamaKare to be struck down which will allow the expansion of businesses, large and small, and on, and on, ad infinitum!!
'Splain to me again why YOU elected "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Naricssist?!?"
Til Nex'Time....

This'n'That; December Twenty-Second #1; owe-bamanomics 101

owe-bama Pushes Fraud On Two Fronts!
    Not only is "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist" continuing to lie about the "payroll tax cut," he's lying by omission in that he's not said a word about how the "payroll tax cut" is being "paid for!"  Although he thinks he could be the third or fourth best president in history, obama is the greatest lyin' son'uva'bitch that's ever held the office!!

    Firstly, the lyin' son'uva'bitch that is obama, has consistantly called his action: the "payroll tax cut;" while it will continue the additional $19.20 in the average weekly paycheck, it's actually a method the "Clown Prince" is using to continue to bankrupt the Social Security System!!  If the extension were to be for a full year, the cost to the Social Security System will be approximately $500 Billion!!

    Secondly, a two-month extension of ANY piece of tax legislation is idiotic on it's face!!  This period of the business-year, the accounting staff are performing their year-end-magic; reconciliations galore, plus all the federal, state and local tax mandates the businesses have to meet by year's end!!
    Thirdly, the owe-bamacRATics are using total-year numbers to sway those of the serf class into their camp.  Actually, the two month extension involves $153.60 for the average wage-earner, not the $1,000, owe-bamacRATics would have you believe!  Remember if an owe-bamacRATic's lips are moving.... HE OR SHE IS LYING!!!

    Fourthly, rather than any cuts in spending--Heaven Forbid!!--to 'pay for' this asinine continuation of the Social Security bankruptcy, the Senate owe-bamacRATics want a $15 PER MONTH increase in fees for those mortgages which go through the corrupt, bankrupt government agencies; Fannie, Freddie and FHA.  The increase will amount to $180 per year--EVERY YEAR--on each $200,000 increment of a mortgage!!

    Fifthly, C. Ellis Schumer--the Putz of Park Avenue--had to weigh in; had to have some face-time; some 'ink!'  He has to vilify anyone in the republicRAT controlled House; this time it is Speaker John Boehner. "The Putz" had this to say about Speaker Boehner:

"He's afraid of the eighty Tea Party, way-out-there people in his caucus.  He's letting them run the caucus, run his House."

         Were C. Ellis--"The Putz," himself--anything other than of the Jewish faith, he'd be afraid of the "Tea Party" as well.  His voter-base is much like that of "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist;" those evil rich people the owe-bamacRATics vilify at every turn!  He listens to them FIRST, the rest of the state-LAST!!
'Splain to me again, why YOU elected "Clown Prince ZERO-bama, the Narcissist?!?"
Til Nex'Time....
[Illustrations from http://www.fredstates.com/]